Regurgitated lore

[ziggo]

Diplomacy is unheard of for me. I will vomit words into peoples ear drums before they can think or run, from dangerous puns, or regurgitated lore, of the metaphysical door I must explore. Slip through it and feel your spirit soar, yet only after fighting on death's floor.

When death strikes at your sanity, intense verbal calamity, it wants to show you the meaning of profanity. The way to eternal youth is to sunder death with humor and evade his scythe like a tumor. How do you evade a tumor? The same way you evade a rumor.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Nicely constructed.

 

[ziggo]

Thanks, probably took me about 4 hours straight of writing out words, looking up their definitions, and looking up words that rhymed or sounded good with them and putting them all together in a similar theme.

 

[placid space]

how do you evade a rumor ?

 

[ziggo]

how do you evade a rumor ?

By not being in a location or position where you are able to hear it.