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The miserable old bastards thread...

felix said:
Easy. Simply report it to the police. Mention that a brown-skinned person appears to be piloting a drone in a threatening manner, and you will not believe the speed and ferocity of their response. I'm talking armed police, mobile command units, MI5 operatives, and possibly a detachment from the local SAS regiment.

That'll teach the little prick. %)
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hahahaha. You scrounge ruining a child's fun, you :D

englandgz74 said:
Well mate I only read the details of the course on the work intranet and it basically consisted of saying terrorists would almost certainly try to kill any paramedics or police and if you found any injured you should chuck them one of these little grab bags which held a tornaque and some field dressings and let them treat themselves. Also that the police would ignore any wounded and focus on killing the terrorists. Oh also that the chance of finding wounded was slim as if your caught up in a terrorist attack you'll either escape unharmed or be dead with little middle ground. Since they weren't offering any actual extra money I though fuck it.... Leave stuff like that for the HART team who at least get paid more..... I did however request the Chemical, biological, radiological, nuclear and electrical injuries treatment textbook from which the above photo was taken....
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Yesh I don't blsme ya. I do enough n yvbeen through enough yourself.

Do they still have the KSF within the NHS? That was annoying.

Evey
 
englandgz74 said:
Well mate I only read the details of the course on the work intranet and it basically consisted of saying terrorists would almost certainly try to kill any paramedics or police and if you found any injured you should chuck them one of these little grab bags which held a tornaque and some field dressings and let them treat themselves. Also that the police would ignore any wounded and focus on killing the terrorists. Oh also that the chance of finding wounded was slim as if your caught up in a terrorist attack you'll either escape unharmed or be dead with little middle ground.
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Fuck me, that sounds like a cool course, in a really sick way. That's properly bizarre though, that a terrorist might still try to take you out even as you're administering first aid to him. That's dedication for you, you've got to admire their work ethic!
 
I don't think administering first aid to the terrorist featured too highly. I think it was assumed that plod would have capped his arse long before we got there. The big problem with volunteering for courses is you've then got a bit of paper in your file basically stating "well we taught the stupid twat what to do so if he does it wrong then it's his fault not ours"... I've fallen foul of that one several times now :)
 
englandgz74 said:
Well mate I only read the details of the course on the work intranet and it basically consisted of saying terrorists would almost certainly try to kill any paramedics or police and if you found any injured you should chuck them one of these little grab bags which held a tornaque and some field dressings and let them treat themselves. Also that the police would ignore any wounded and focus on killing the terrorists. Oh also that the chance of finding wounded was slim as if your caught up in a terrorist attack you'll either escape unharmed or be dead with little middle ground. Since they weren't offering any actual extra money I though fuck it.... Leave stuff like that for the HART team who at least get paid more..... I did however request the Chemical, biological, radiological, nuclear and electrical injuries treatment textbook from which the above photo was taken....
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I know what I'd do with the torniquet if I found an injured terrorist...
 
englandgz74 said:
I don't think administering first aid to the terrorist featured too highly. I think it was assumed that plod would have capped his arse long before we got there. The big problem with volunteering for courses is you've then got a bit of paper in your file basically stating "well we taught the stupid twat what to do so if he does it wrong then it's his fault not ours"... I've fallen foul of that one several times now :)
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Ah, I see. I suppose they're more likely to send you to an incident of that nature if you've done the course, right? If so, I can understand your reticence in wanting to do it.



(Thankfully we have plenty of other brave paramedics who aren't fucking cowards. ;))
 
Well actually there's a Hazardous Area Response Team who are supposed to go to incidents like that but there's only about 20 of them and so if the incident was big enough they would need others. They get a really cool black uniform with a union Jack on the sleeve and are all not at all self-absorbed arseholes and brave as lions every one... :)
 
englandgz74 said:
Well actually there's a Hazardous Area Response Team who are supposed to go to incidents like that but there's only about 20 of them and so if the incident was big enough they would need others. They get a really cool black uniform with a union Jack on the sleeve and are all not at all self-absorbed arseholes and brave as lions every one... :)
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Wow :(

Do you think it was those guys that were the ones that had to come out to the Glasgow xmas bin lorry disaster last year?
 
Probably Kate. I think every ambulance service has a HART team. You can usually tell cos their ambulance has loads of antenna and satellite dishes on top and "Serious Incident Response" on the side...

There OK really I'm just jealous cos they get paid more and do less....
 
I find it funny how in every career field there is disdain between specialities: I have similar feelings towards Ornithologists.
I once had to share a lab with the dirt people! :(
Apparently they prefer 'Geologists'.
 
englandgz74 said:
Probably Kate. I think every ambulance service has a HART team. You can usually tell cos their ambulance has loads of antenna and satellite dishes on top and "Serious Incident Response" on the side...

There OK really I'm just jealous cos they get paid more and do less....
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That's fascinating engz. Must be awful trauma to turn up to things like that, and other things you're not prepared for. Do you suffer anxiety if you don't quite know what your heading into?

Sprout said:
I find it funny how in every career field there is disdain between specialities: I have similar feelings towards Ornithologists.
I once had to share a lab with the dirt people! :(
Apparently they prefer 'Geologists'.
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Same in my field Sprout - economic development has a variety of specialists (I'm half policy, half practitioner btw hehe). Please don't ask mine, lol you could regret the next 2 days of my posting about it ;)

It's not a bit as interesting as engz's though, not only is that, medical, gory and fascinating but dangerous 8o
 
Sprout said:
I find it funny how in every career field there is disdain between specialities
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I also find it funny. Hilarious, in fact. You should witness the level of disdain on an oil platform for other fields of expertise, there's pretty much a derogatory nickname for all of them. You could be a highly trained supply chain management professional, with worldwide experience over the past 20-odd years, and still get called a "glove monkey". For example. :|
 
I doubt the people who's cars I've hit thought that....

Edit..... 'glove monkey' haha!!. Why do people who's job it is to supply others who do the actual work act like your asking for their first born child when you request a new shirt or pair of boots? It's not coming out of their fucking wages is it?
 
Sprout said:
Elucidate please Miss K, intersperse it with buttsex and drugs though... always makes for greater tales. ;)
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I'm impressed by your quick learning of the field - by now you'll know we like to chat about penetration and erections a lot ;)


I practically cream myself over my marine engineer project managers when they talk about flanges and whatnot! In water too :D





Edit: Is it this type of chat the lovely, fiery Sid thinks is boring old druggy banter ;)
 
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