Sprout
Bluelight Crew
Fuckshitpiss!!!
I've just spent hours formulating a very long, detailed, self indulgent and ultimately fuckin tedious post, explaining my new design for a wearable 3fpm vapouriser (in a tinfoil hat, of course), was just coming to the end when I hit a wrong key and closed the tab by mistake. Gutted... Still, at least you lot have been spared 'cos I can't be fuckin arsed to do it again.

I feel like a dick just typing this, which is a great start to any tale, shame this one's shit...
My dog heard a cat hissing outside, sprinted into the kitchen where I was tooting away, tried to run between my legs out of the back door, missed, knocked me down like a sack of shit, but the worst thing of all, the absolute nightmare, is that I had an open baggie in my hand, ~400mg of 3-FPM went up in the air and turned the room into a temporary snowglobe.
