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Gibberings episode 0x000000c7(?) -- Party like it's 199!

Yup.. what Ceres said. I went in at 10 ish I think..

No Dan.. doesn't really matter, I don't want to watch it. Was just seeing if I could actually use my brain as a means of remembering things. Even pointless things like that. Instead of just bumping me around from one calamity to the next...:|:!8)
 
In the end, the storm passed before my Window of Opportunity for scoring closed. So I went out (despite my best efforts to prevent myself from getting anywhere with an "Industrial Woodbine" which in the end just make me feel like I was taking really exaggerated huge steps like a spy in a cartoon or something and yet each foot seemed to hand lardly anywhere in front of the other one even although it probably was the full eighty centimetres to which I have been accustomed ever since I reached my adult size; this makes me nearly the same height as a Roman soldier, as a thousand double paces would be 1600 metres, which is not thar fat shy of a mile, which got its name from the Latin word for 1000 but seeing as nobody I ever met has a 1.6 metre stride {not that I'd prob'ly hang around that long if I did} so I'm guessing they meant 1000 double paces, i.e. your feet returning to the same position as you started) and did the dirty deed. And ended up paying for a long distance cab home, because my train was cancelled and I couldn't be arsed to wait for the next one. Now I've just stepped through the front door and have an appointment with the most important piece of electronic equipment in the house. The thought did occur to me that You Only Die Once, so I think I might sample a little of the MDMA because even if that does go crazy, I've got some gear for coming down ..... There are a million reasons not do do this, like the fact that I am supposed to be hostessing a dinner party tomorrow and hafta bake a pie, and I have sod all to wear that isn't either in the wash or drying, and one of the guests might be too poorly to attend, but ..... Fuck It ..... You Only Die Once.

EDIT: In the taxi I did consider that maybe I should have gone to a cheap hotel instead and maybe been mistaken for some sort of prostitute and sorted everything else out tomorrow (reason 1 000 001: need to buy wedding anniversary card for sister and birthday card for BIL). But my tinfoil, my stash of other drugs, my dressing-up clothes and Spook are all here, so I think I made the right decision; also, I checked the live departure boards and the next train after the one that was cancelled was late and getting later .....

Anyway, the most important piece of electronic equipment in the house has boiled and the tea is going cold while I am typing this. Also I need to close the laptop to roll myself a flute. BRB ..... and keep on FIYODOing .....
 
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ah 'ill just have a little sampler' that old chestnut - queue 48 hours without sleep and the most stressful dinnerparty of your year.

I haven't had mdma in years, think its a bit intense for me these days.
 
I don't even know for sure it is MDMA. That's just what Jess said it was, and I have no reason to doubt her; she does know her Class As. It's like sort of amber crystals. I was told you could vape it on foil; just tried that and nearly died -- had to have a breath of gear to take the taste away. I think I am going to try eating it intead. Even although it tastes utterly vile. Spook has caught something and brought it into the house alive. Whatever it is is quite sensibly hiding, although it has Pooky's eyes on it like a laser guidance system. I just hope it does not die somewhere inaccessibke and stink the house out. Although even then, it can't really be much worse than attempting to vape MDMA.
 
Vaping MDMA???

C'Mon now julie, I had you penned down as a smart one..

Swallow.. sniff it... pin it... shove it up your arse... but for fucks sake don't smoke it.. :D
 
Chatative said:
ColtDan said:
today 11:59

Might be going to an airshow soon
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Airshows are good fun. Which one are you thinking of going to?

We used to go to the Leuchars Airshow almost every year up until the point it stopped a couple of years ago now that it's being turned into an Army base.
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Claudia Sass said:
I have not been to an air show in years!
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ScotchMist said:
today 19:02


Holy shit... Air show crash today in Sussex..

That's fuckin tragic..
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Well that's creepy.
 
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ScotchMist said:
Vaping MDMA???

C'Mon now julie, I had you penned down as a smart one..

Swallow.. sniff it... pin it... shove it up your arse... but for fucks sake don't smoke it.. :D
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Well, I know that now ..... I thought it might satisfy my tooting habit without actually tooting any of the really naughty stuff (which it didn't, because I ended up having to take a hit to get rid of the taste). And my mate (who has finally got used to the fact that I am not called Simon anymore ..... just got to get him to ditch the "bruv" and "dude" now .....) reckoned that you could do that. Then again, if he knows as much about MDMA as what he knows about cocaine, I shouldn't really be surprised.

Anyway, I have since eaten some, with a cough sweet to take the taste away. Now going to have a spliff .....
 
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Cool... you should expect much better returns...!

So after an Evening with ScotchMist on LSD I'm quietly confident that my house mates are on to the fact that I'm stupid...
 
ScotchMist said:
Cool... you should expect much better returns...!
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Nah, mate. I was expecting returns from the moment I brothe in ..... Fortunately, I made it all the way to the bathroom before the feeling passed. Ended up spitting out a mouthful of drool that had accumulated while I was aperistaltic, but no actual chunder.
foolsgold said:
Good evening people
Must say it's nice having Charlie Jack back with me
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Hey, FG! Nice to see you, hope you're keeping well. The love of a cat is indeed a fine thing ..... especially one who shows you it knows how to fend for itself, but still comes back to you anyway. Not like the love of a dog, which sometimes feels like they're sucking up to the boss, but in the nicest way possible.
 
Please, I don't want to go all grammar nazi on anyone, least of all someone with more rings on their modstick than me I me oh, sod it, someone whose modstick has more rings on it than mine; but your use of "would of" really is spoiling my Set and Setting. The phrase is would have been more accurate. If you really can't stand typing two extra letters, try would've or even, if you're from North of the Border, would ha' (OK, that's still one extra character .....)

EDIT: Phew. Finally finished skinning up. Seems a shame to set light to it, almost. And I think the lights in here might be getting alternately dimmer and brighter. (Or maybe you're coming up on the MDMA, or whatever it was -- Ed.) Who is this Ed guy anyway, and why does he keep sticking his boypart in?
 
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I am aware that my grammar is absolutely shocking. Thanks :p

Hahaha.. one of my first post interactions with, you, Julie, that I recall, was infact calling me out on grammar.. I thought you bitch <3
 
Yeah, sorry, but not sorry :p Being called a bitch I can live with. Anyway, it's a nice night. Might toss my m**t in some flour, salt and pepper, and put it on to brown sometime soon. It can sit marinading in Business As Usual all night. Yeah, in my local, you can actually ask for a pint of business .....

I also think I'd better think about rolling another d00b sometime soon, especially if it's going to take anyting like as long as the one that's nearly out now.
 
Just needed to go to the toilet, but not to the actual toilet toilet; no, that would have been way too boring. Ended up having a most enjoyable leak en plein air, squatting under an enormous rose bush, illuminated only by a string of purple LED solar-powered fairy lights and smoking a joint.

Did I mention that I'm off my tits?
Or that I have got to bake a pie?

EDIT: Decided I was feeling thirsty ans shouldd put back in one en what just came out the other end. But I wanted to do that outdoors, too, so I got out the "for when Jess gets a driving licence and a car and she can drive me to places ..... or just for cooking outdoors in the garden, special pyromaniac edition" monster of a Coleman Unleaded Camping Stove and the whistling kettle. Lit the stove OK, put the kettle on, went inside to get my cup, a teabag and a clicky sweetener ..... and then absent-mindedly clicked on the electric kettle, which boiled almost instantaneously as it is a three-kilowatter and plastic-bodied so it keeps its heat in, and finished the job of brewing up indoors. While the kettle outdoors was barely getting up any steam. Ho hum. Not going to waste a good cup of tea though, and it seems a shame to let the burner go cold. So just going to stick on some more clothes, and then I Have A Cunning Plan .....

FURTHER EDIT: First panload of steak is now browned (diced casserôle steak, it said on the package, but I haven't seen dice that size in a casino for the visually impaired. That meat was cut up by a man) on the Coleman stove. I'm now going to have another spliff, and another cup of tea this time from the outside kettle. Then I might have to revisit the rose bush, before the neighbours start getting active .....
 
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Morning all! :)

Seems like you had quite the adventurous late night excursion Julie. Those make for the most fun whilst partaking. <3

Not sure what is in store for today for myself but I'm sure it'll be quite relaxed whatever I get up to. Having said that I really need to do some clearing up... my kitchen descended into a state of chaos after cooking a risotto & doing a CWE on Friday, which I haven't got around to clearing. I'm sure I'll feel much better if I just get it out the way.
 
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