Gibberings episode 0x000000c7(?) -- Party like it's 199!

[Sadie]

I'm exhausted and have become highly skilled in the art of procrastination. I have to work on a team building exercise for work and should have jumped in the shower to start getting ready for work 36 minutes ago. Yet here I sit eating rice and posting on BL. Well done Sadie, you lazy bitch. GAH FML Also should have left a bit earlier to nip into the bank. Oh well guess there is tomorrow. 8)

 

[masaz]

I'll just cut a square "utility" flap in my red dungarees, job done. %)

Well that's brightened my day so it has!

Been out in the yard all morning hauling rubbish out of it and tidying up so we can BBQ this weekend and the missus accidentally disturbed the world's second largest spider which sent me barrelling into the kitchen before screaming herself after she disturbed the world's largest spider shortly afterwards. She's not even scared of them. She used to have one of them birdeaters. I didn't go to see it.

 

[Sadie]

Thanks Snollz, I just got a little sick in my mouth. I'm not even joking, I feel a little dizzy. Yes it's stupid but I am THAT scared of spiders.

I was doing laundry in my basement when I lived in Germany. Went to get a load of washing out, just got it in the basket and a giant ass wolf spider crept up on me. Nearly shat myself, dunno how I managed to grab the basket, hauled ass up stairs ran outside, threw the laundry basket to ground and kept running. Got sick at the bottom of the garden.

I. DON'T. LIKE. SPIDERS!

 

[wibble]

A massive spider crept up and me anf the other half on the tail end of a trip. I'm not scared of them really, but it came up from behind the sofa and managed to shit me up slightly.

 

[Ceres]

NSFW:

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

God don't hate fags. If he did why did he put my G spot up my arse hole?

so youd get a kick out of talking?

 

[Don Luigi]

Does anybody have any good tips on getting rid of the stale smell of weed from a room? It's my little en suite, which has no fabrics in it except for the cloths and towels. I haven't smoked weed in there in nearly a month and have cleaned the room intensively, cleaning the walls and all surfaces, yet the smell persists.

 

[Ceres]

incense

 

[Don Luigi]

Is that not just going to replace one smell with another? I actually quite like the smell but not everyone agrees haha.

 

[Ceres]

yeah i dunno, maybe lots and lots of fresh air with the windows open might help, it is summer afterall (allegedly)

 

[Larch]

A Pict in Albion. The patronising is rife.

Weather's nice though.

 

[masaz]

Thanks Snollz, I just got a little sick in my mouth. I'm not even joking, I feel a little dizzy. Yes it's stupid but I am THAT scared of spiders.

I was doing laundry in my basement when I lived in Germany. Went to get a load of washing out, just got it in the basket and a giant ass wolf spider crept up on me. Nearly shat myself, dunno how I managed to grab the basket, hauled ass up stairs ran outside, threw the laundry basket to ground and kept running. Got sick at the bottom of the garden.

I. DON'T. LIKE. SPIDERS!

Thought I'd share the pain I can't stand em either, was a genuine concern once I'd moved out on my own, like 'who's gonna deal with the spiders?'. I know it's daft but I just get that physical reaction that you described when they're about, and I can't stop it. Got better like, I can deal with mediumish sized one now but anything bigger and that's it. Fine with our tarantula but he's useless tbh, ran away from his own food the other night. Twice.

 

[Ceres]

let me in, I'm A TREEEEEE

u wot m9?

 

[Jackal]

A Pict in Albion. The patronising is rife.

Weather's nice though.

You're not stumpy enough for a Pict. There's some Norse in there.

 

[Larch]

You're not stumpy enough for a Pict. There's some Norse in there.

The old man's father was Nigerian. Neither of us ever knew him. Old man just passed a few weeks back, out the blue. Certainly makes for rife emotion. The wheel turns I guess...

 

[Larch]

u wot m9?

Don't worry, all the larch will be gone from these shores soon enough, sadly.

 

[Ceres]

actually I did hear about that, new disease spreading? It is quite depressing seeing swathes of dead elm trees, larch going would have a huge effect. I hope they manage to confine it.

 

[Fishface]

Old man just passed a few weeks back, out the blue. Certainly makes for rife emotion. The wheel turns I guess...

Mine was a year today - getting easier bit by bit - no rush

 

[Larch]

actually I did hear about that, new disease spreading? It is quite depressing seeing swathes of dead elm trees, larch going would have a huge effect. I hope they manage to confine it.

Yeah these past 5 years or so. Phytophthora ramorum is the fancy-pants term. Pathogen that spreads in most things water based, and via boots, tyres etc. Pretty bad. Lots of drones flying over larch plantations this time of year (so one when was in Wales for a wander the other week there), so to get some aerial confirmation. That's right, elm has been hit pretty hard too, same with ash dieback It's a real shame. The nursery I work in just now is trialling many exotic species, just in case. I think we do around 80'000 larch compared to 15 million Sitka, roughly, per year.

 

[Larch]

Mine was a year today - getting easier bit by bit - no rush

I'm sorry to hear that.

I suppose drinking and smoking heavily for nigh on three decades, has to take a toll. Find it harrowing, and somewhat intriguing, how neglect and abstinence of love during the early years, when it's so vital, can shape the mind.