Gibberings CXCV - Back in the day we'd change a thread title and it'd stay changed

[felix]

Try calling a length m .....

I hear what you're saying, but no-one would do that, because it wouldn't make sense.

Perhaps things have changed since my Higher Physics and (the beginnings of a failed) Engineering Degree. Back in my day when voltage was recently invented, V = voltage and that was the end of that.

Now, what other trivial matters should I pick over today? I'm gonna head over to the nostaligia thread, that should do it.

 

[Jackal]

This is how my trousers came from the laundry today. Was going to shout at them, but then I realised I was lugging batteries around last time I wore them.

Battery acid 1 : Jude's Jeans 0

On the bright side at least my cock wasn't corroded.

 

[gardenlane]

ewwww corroded cock.

 

[felix]

Cheese provides a natural barrier to sulphuric acid. %)

 

[gardenlane]

cheesy corroded cock. I must tell Don about that, he'd love to try some grilled dicks with cheese.

 

[Tangerine Dream]

I think the bar was just lowered I'm all packed up. stripped out a load of things I didn't need. Off tomorrow lunchtime to the north, where people talk weird are more friendly, and mayonnaise goes on your chips

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Excuse me, I'm a northerner and believe me, mayonnaise NEVER goes on chips - only tomato sauce!! In fact, what the fuck IS mayonnaise?

 

[Ceres]

you get two choices here, 'red sauce' or 'brown sauce'. I prefer salad cream.

 

[spudgun]

This exchange is rendered meaningless by the exclusion of gravy.

 

[Tangerine Dream]

Maybe it's a newcastle thing? I have memories because my mum used to live there when I was little, with her mum who was a geordie. I dunno, you've cast doubt. Mayonnaise with chips is lovely as a side note..

 

[BecomingJulie]

Mayonnaise on chips, and an improved design of steel tape measure which is literally twice as useful as the usual British pattern, are just two of the cool things I discovered on the Continent.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Julie, please elaborate on the continental tape measure design - I'm intrigued...

 

[koneko]

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

That is a very bizarre picture I must say! Foot mittens??

 

[gardenlane]

Don says we need to resurrect the shoe thread.

 

[Sadie]

I want ninja socks! * ahem, Kate*

Am thinking I should have listened to Sham and gone to the hospital about the cut on my finger. Think I could have done with a stitch or two. Am currently sat here with tape on it keeping the flap from catching on every damn thing. Would have been nice to have a bit of super glue to hand at the time. Oh well.....

 

[BecomingJulie]

I want ninja socks! * ahem, Kate*

If she knitted then out of cat fur, they could be tabby tabi .....

 

[Bearlove]

If she knitted then out of cat fur, they could be tabby tabi .....

haha very good

I hope everyone is having a good day - I can't get motivated today (its pretty hot, even for me :D). Might have a beer

 

[felix]

Am thinking I should have listened to Sham and gone to the hospital about the cut on my finger. Think I could have done with a stitch or two. Am currently sat here with tape on it keeping the flap from catching on every damn thing. Would have been nice to have a bit of super glue to hand at the time. Oh well.....

You do realise that going to the hospital's free over here, right?

 

[lurching]

Time is money

A few square inches of some purdy skin for graftin' can be had for pennies on the Dark Web, just add thread and hot needle