Woman Smokes PCP For The First Time Chews Off Boyfriends P*nis!

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Woman Smokes PCP For The First Time Chews Off Boyfriends P*nis!

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Dallas,Texas – A 25-year-old man, Alan Candelario is heard crying and screaming for help while someone in the back is growling and barking in a very disturbing 911 call. Canderlario was rushed to the emergency room and is in stable condition police were told by the victim him and his girlfriend had smoked PCP together for the first time.

He tells police the last thing he remembers telling his girlfriend Jessica Alvarado “What that mouth do tho?” and when he pulled his pants down Jessica Alvarado started barking and he didn’t expect her to chew on his genitals.

Investigators at the scene say “We found the p*nis on the victims carpet it looked like a dogs chew toy” no charges have been set towards Jessica Alvarado but she is in custody at the moment. Family and friends of Jessica at the scene say this is not her, she is a a nice and humble person everyone in the community is shocked.

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http://huzlers.com/woman-smokes-pcp-for-the-first-time-chews-of-boyfriends-pnis/
 
8(PCP and **PV stories are so crazy... The line between high and raving lunatic must be thin.. We got guys killing neighbors goats and masterbating on it.. Guy eats face.. guy impales himself on fence.. People running down the highway from invisible people.. Woman puts baby in oven... Some sick shit.. There is a lot more I am just to lazy to look them up.. Somebody should compile a list of the crazy stuff people have done on PCP and the PV's.... Now kids don't do PCP, Flakka or bath salts.. Unless you wanna be a cannibalistic animal that ravages their partners penis.. Um kay.. God.. I'm never doing any of those drugs... FahQ that Shite....
 
Most people I know who have used PCP said it's not that sexy of a high.

But a few did enjoy it; but they either loved disassociative drugs, or loved becoming totally numb from alcohol.

None of these people who I've known who used PCP ever went crazy or violent, and I know a fair amount as the drug is sort of popular or in somewhat demand here, or available if you want it, and it's been this way for decades since the late 60s early 70s.
 
^ lol

foolsgold said:
why ?

i guess that now ive looked again you could say she is just like fuck it nothing i can do and it sort of funny
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Kinda like wow i cant believe this is fucking real and more than a little I cant believe this is my life, but your right there is something dirty about her.. no guilt there.

So it looks like a "fucken hell this is embarrassing, but whatever its not my dick"
 
She was probably still out of her mind in the picture and He probably wasn't exactly there, while he was articulating that smooth request for oral pleasure....
 
^^Haha.. Didn't even notice.. Not in the slightest... It was very believable.. Usually those satire articles are obvious... I guess when it comes to the PV's and PCP I'm ready to believe anything.. It could have said man on PCP cut off both his hands, replaced them with chainsaws and then went on a murderous massacre at children's petting zoo and I probably would have still believed it..
 
Satire websites are so pointless. They just muddy the waters of real journalism and intentionally put out fake articles that get passed around (like on here) and then people don't know any better if the story is real or fake. And by the way, why would you even want to read a satire website full of fake articles, most which aren't even funny, just dumb fake stories... AND there is so DAMN many of these "Satire" sites, what are they like cracked.com where random people write articles and send em in and if the editor likes it they publish it and the writer gets like $100?

Basically, satire sites are straight up dumb. Satire is funny but not 5,000 websites dedicated to make up stories that aren't even that funny.. who wants to read fake news anyways??
 
gh0stmAn said:
Satire websites are so pointless. They just muddy the waters of real journalism and intentionally put out fake articles that get passed around (like on here) and then people don't know any better if the story is real or fake. And by the way, why would you even want to read a satire website full of fake articles, most which aren't even funny, just dumb fake stories... AND there is so DAMN many of these "Satire" sites, what are they like cracked.com where random people write articles and send em in and if the editor likes it they publish it and the writer gets like $100?

Basically, satire sites are straight up dumb. Satire is funny but not 5,000 websites dedicated to make up stories that aren't even that funny.. who wants to read fake news anyways??
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This man,
like you don't have anything better to do than make up fake stories to further negative stigma an sterotypes towards drug users.
 
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