Gibberings CXCI -- these tarts were made for popping

[gardenlane]

I wanna be sedated.

 

[Sammy G]

Ah, some Ramones would be good at this hour.

It was a combination of my lithium, promethazine, various internet benzos and weed. I refrained from calling anybody and slurring down the phone at them.

It sucks, because about half an hour after the lithium, I can't even read, because I forget the previous page entirely.

 

[gardenlane]

I'm proud of you for refraining thank the lord you aint got my number!

 

[Sadie]

Sammy, I can't remember the last time I was in bed before 1 let alone 12! DAMN! Thats some long lush sleep you're prescribed! I think lack of sleep is turning me moody and emotional. Doesn't help that my days off are just catch up on sleep. Makes for a rather unproductive life. I'm either sleeping or at work. Happy fucking days.

 

[gardenlane]

Guyyyys I'm trying to order my snuffletruffletrove of goodies and don't know what to get

I wish I could sleep all the time. I don't even sleep in on days off!

 

[Sammy G]

I'm proud of you for refraining thank the lord you aint got my number!

You'd love to have my bleedin' number. You'll have to try a shithouse wall or two.

 

[gardenlane]

I didn't get it.... but then I did. I bet all the slegs scrawl it with lippy.

 

[Sammy G]

Excuse me, this is Manchester. The slegs are all avowed feminists who would excommunicate you from womanhood for such a slur.

Yes, it's that bad round here.

 

[gardenlane]

Excommunicate me? Excuse you I am the queen!

gone give me it, I'll scrawl it in bars so you can chitter to some of God's good irish girls

 

[Sammy G]

These people are serious feminists. They'd refuse to recognise your claim to be Queen.

God's good Irish girls? Ha! :D

 

[Eveleivibe]

Morning Bluelight

Evey

 

[Sadie]

Oh bloody hell get a room Sammy! FFS! SQUIRREL!

 

[Eveleivibe]

What's all this sqirrel business?

Evey

 

[Sammy G]

Oh bloody hell get a room Sammy! FFS! SQUIRREL!

We're just having a laugh! It's your dirty mind!

 

[Sadie]

My but it is dirty isn't it. Please boy, I know this!

 

[gardenlane]

I am queen everywhere. Sadie you're bullying poor sammy continue to do so

 

[Sadie]

I like Sammy too much to unleash the full brutality in me. Nowt wrong with Sammy.

 

[Sammy G]

I am queen everywhere. Sadie you're bullying poor sammy continue to do so

She's also kinda implicating you at the same time, which I know you're aware of, and probably find hilarious. You're such a charmer.

I like Sammy too much to unleash the full brutality in me. Nowt wrong with Sammy.

Aw, thanks.

 

[Sadie]

She's also kinda implicating you at the same time, which I know you're aware of, and probably find hilarious. You're such a charmer.



Aw, thanks.

Actually, it's just you. I find you to be the instigator in this. She's just playing with you. Like a cat would a mouse....


And you're welcome, I hope you know that was a round about way of a sincere compliment. I do really think highly of you! Cheeky wee git. Wouldn't have you any other way.

 

[Sammy G]

Actually, it's just you. I find you to be the instigator in this. She's just playing with you. Like a cat would a mouse...

Oh aye, like I could ever see somebody doing that to me. :D

We're just messin' about. I have a lot of time for her. To be spent in the gaol, where she belongs.