Gibberings CXCI -- these tarts were made for popping

[Sammy G]

Go and get pissed, man. It's yer duty.

Congrats to her and family, even though I'm terrified of babies.

 

[Eveleivibe]

Oh has she had the baby. Oh that's ace news

Morning, Bluelight

Evey

 

[gardenlane]

I love babies but don't want my own. I'll take dogs instead of little mes!

 

[Sammy G]

little mes!

Perish the bleedin' thought.

 

[gardenlane]

I know, right?! They would be fucking devil children! All riot and unrest with wild curls upon their heads.

 

[Eveleivibe]

I know, right?! They would be fucking devil children! All riot and unrest with wild curls upon their heads.

hahahahaha that sounded funny






....and cute


(Runs)

Evey

 

[Sammy G]

I know, right?! They would be fucking devil children! All riot and unrest with wild curls upon their heads.

And tongues like the keenest daggers, no doubt.

 

[BecomingJulie]

So how heavy's that in real money, and why can't people just write the mass of their babies in kilograms to begin with?

 

[gardenlane]

In real money? Would you like the black market price? :D

 

[Tangerine Dream]

I can get you a baby for a £50, no questions asked.

 

[gardenlane]

No no no we're selling the baby!

 

[Sammy G]

That's not a bad idea, y'know.

I'm going to make my fortune with a balaclava, a crowbar and the local maternity ward.

 

[p4nda]

Aww congrats on the lil baby boy! :D

Everyone is having babies this spring, it's crazy in slovenia. Proper baby boom.

 

[Septonn]

Aww congrats on the lil baby boy! :D

Everyone is having babies this spring, it's crazy in slovenia. Proper baby boom.

Not just in Slovenia. Everybody fucks like rabbits in summer, hence the current boom

 

[gardenlane]

I have drank too many cups of coffee

 

[Sammy G]

Three for a ton?

You're gonna find that hard to beat without spending a lot of overheads on getting in and out of the Third World.

 

[Tangerine Dream]

What about 3 for a £100?

Hmmm. Alright, but there may be a little werewolf in them. I can't guarantee 100% human at that price. Depending on your needs this could be a good thing though!

 

[gardenlane]

Omg I want a little werewolf baby please I'll give you £500.

 

[Sammy G]

Omg I want a little werewolf baby please I'll give you £500.

Would an everyday wolf not be a bit less potentially troublesome?

 

[gardenlane]

It's mineeee!!!!!!!!!!!