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Gibberings CLXXXIX - Squirrel Nut Zippers, the Albert Hall and going cookerless

Shambles said:
I often have the same concern, of Squirrelish One :!

Flying (Squirrel) visit or do we get to pet you and keep you for a while?

We'll have to repeat this "touching" bizniz repeatedly and across a wide variety of surfaces just to make sure you're not imagining "touching" me though.

Yum. Haaaaaaart.

<3
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Squirrlish one. HAHA

Oh it won't be imagination. And I never said which part of you I've touched but we both know I've touched you!!! HA!
 
I'm taking a Lionel Ritchie page and making a bust of your head, so the tactile indulgence need never end.

Haha, imagine casts of your loaf became a popular sex toy :D

Gynecological disaster of pandemic proportions!
 
BOOM.

Sharp as always, sire.

I'm talking about your wits of course. If your head was as sharp without, as it is within, I doubt it would have as much utility as a marital aid :\
 
I was too young but I remember.

Should never have played that cassette in my daddy's video camera :(

Documentary, my arse!
 
You'd better be careful and do it in moderation, it sounds risky. Eventually you will probably break the sunbed and also hurt your hand.

Also, what if the bastard decides to hit you back!? 8o
 
It's an ancient joke, Evey ..... he was interpreting your figure of speech literally.
Eveyvibe said:
I'm quite tanned after hitting the sunbeds twice a week.
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Don Luigi said:
Eventually you will probably break the sunbed and also hurt your hand.
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Wow ..... Imagine that ..... a joke so old, that there are people out there who are literally too young to understand it ..... just wow .....

- Bed, now, Julie! You are stoned!
 
gardenlane said:
freckles Unite! I'm told now it's because I'm irish and the irish don't tan apparently :P
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Ireland is to blame for my skin too, though it skipped a generation with my parents, both of whom were entirely freckle-free. I had one ginger grandad on my dad's side and another one with my colouring though, so genes being what they will, neither of my sisters got them, and I got their entire share.
 
Sammy G said:
Ireland is to blame for my skin too, though it skipped a generation with my parents, both of whom were entirely freckle-free. I had one ginger grandad on my dad's side and another one with my colouring though, so genes being what they will, neither of my sisters got them, and I got their entire share.
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Luckily i escaped this freckle business :D
Think thats down to spanish and french dna in the family, no gingers in my immediate family either luckily

Good morning eadd (<3 panda)
 
breakcorefiend said:
Luckily i escaped this freckle business :D
Think thats down to spanish and french dna in the family, no gingers in my immediate family either luckily

Good morning eadd (<3 panda)
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Spanish and French? Well at least they fought on the right side back in the day. ;)

My mother's family have a Norman surname, so I guess there may be French back along the line with me. Still, I guess it must've affected yer ability to drink.

One Thousand Words said:
It feels like the mole covered freaks are trying to take over cute freckles like fat chicks taking over curvy
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Very good. :D
 
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