EVEY's 'net meet.... the good, the weird v ya know 'tis 2015, right????

[ScotchMist]

That depends on who's the cock and who's the guzzler though....

 

[Sammy G]

So I hear (ahem).

 

[ScotchMist]

Making me paranoid now...

 

[Sammy G]

It's alright. Our secrets are safe with me. And kate, inflo, swampy and, um...

 

[ScotchMist]

so long as they're safe...

 

[Eveleivibe]

I'm sorry, I was rather tired and irritable but that's no excuse. I can only apologise. I really don't know why I got that pissy about it. It's rather out of character for me.

BTW, there's nothing wrong with being a cock guzzler.

I don't think You've ever come across as irritating to me or did owt wrong. You've always been nice

Evey

 

[Allein]

I don't think You've ever come across as irritating to me or did owt wrong. You've always been nice

Evey

I'm sure that's the case but the comment wasnt directed at yourself

 

[Eveleivibe]

Well I'm very much disappointed that no one has come up with any embarrassing meet stories as of yet hahahaha. No complete n utter weirdos? No stalkers???? No 'quick exit, get me the hell outta here this person is boring the **** outta me' meets????

No funny video????

Whatever they're bribing to keep shum I'll pay ye double. Hah

On a serious note, where the eck is Brimz. I know he was ditching Bluelight but his meet stories would be ace for this thread.

Evey






or maybe I shoulda waited until everyone was drunk before bombing this thread?

 

[Sammy G]

On the way home, MDB got his dick out and pissed against a restaurant window, in full view of the astonished and horrified clientele. Swampdragon kept nicking people's drinks, making strange slurping noises and pinching young men's arses.

I didn't know where to look.

 

[swampdragon]

Sorry about that. I was actually fondling a 20 year old at the weekend, too.

Oh, I remember now.. Shambles stole an elephant from a zoo, inflo accidentally burnt her house down, and Dan developed a fondness for sheep.

 

[Sammy G]

Oh really? I was fondling a sixteen-year-old. Manics t-shirt, that is.

No need to apologise. Just remember I can't go back there without eyebrows being raised and impolite whispering.

 

[swampdragon]

Heh, you actually bought Manics shirts? All mine were the shitty DIY spraypaint/sellotape stencil jobs with jaunty little alienated slogans.. was quite fond of them at the time.

 

[Sammy G]

Oh, I did them too. The number of items of clothing I owned that had the word 'SLUT' emblazoned upon them was pretty embarrassing. Became a self-fulfilling prophecy, y'know?

 

[swampdragon]

Eek! I shall be careful what I say in future. And be careful with your microwave, missus!

 

[Shambles]

I've met dozens of BLers. Far too many for me to name for fear of missing names. Suffice to say all have been truly wonderful people - no, really, they actually have which amazes me too

Special shoutouts to Carsick, Mugz and Knock for obvious reasons

I suspect I know who FED fella is and would put that down to... things I am far too polite to discuss publicly. Suffice to say I am neither a performing seal nor personally responsible for everything the British overlords who lorded it over my ancestors just as they lorded it over his. Same side, wrong focus.

Oh, I remember now.. Shambles stole an elephant...

You've not lived til you've had a trunk up yer trunk