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Post a surprising/interesting fact about yourself

Cocaine, processed meat and cockdraping is an iffy combo to say the least, particularly at altitude.

In the interest of HR, be sure to use good quality/purity coke, weigh your meat dose - this is a must, do not exceed 113.398093 grams in one session and make sure that cock aint too beautiful
 
keeping said:
i have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
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Just like missionaries then....

Though ive tried a lot of drugs, ive never gone to work under the influence.
my grandpa was a certified communist.
 
The only time I've been on TV (that I know of) was for something called 'Town Challenge'. I didn't know what to do when the camera panned by so I just did the DX 'Suck it!' gesture.

When I was eight years old, I was on holiday in Tenerife and 'The Full Monty' had just come out. I made friends with this English kid and, at the disco one night, we asked the DJ to play 'You Sexy Thing'. We then stripped naked to a baying crowd. News filtered through to my father just as I was waving my shoe from side to side over my wee willy. He ran on stage and pushed me behind the curtain. When he went to gather my clothes from the dance floor there were several items that had been stolen :)
 
When I was 13 I made it to the finals for Twix Jr Games Player Of The Year, it was televised and I ended up coming 3rd. The game was Rage Racer on the PS1. I won a years supply of twix bars which I ate in 24 hours and I got a jacket but someone nicked it so I got a £50 Virgin mega store voucher instead. I also once made eye contact with Rolf Harris while he was singing Jake the peg.
 
felix said:
My inner right ankle has two moles above it that make it look like a smiley face. :)
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The creases on my thumb joints make out the initials of my name


amnesiaseizure said:
I've touched two men with my penis without them knowing. One of them was Noel Gallagher.
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Neol Gallagher once shock his head in shame at me because I was trying to order a round of drinks whilst on ketamine in a pub near Primrose Hill

A dirty, trampy Melbourne school girl once winked at me then flashed her knickers while I caught a tram home from work.
 
curious_24 said:
You carry several? :D
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LMAO... i was thinking that as i was reading through the posts...


my great grandfather was an illegal immigrant (joined the hungarian army under someone elses name and just assumed their identity when he came to the US)

my uncle interrogated terrorists at guantanamo bay before that shit was kool

rich rodriguez's brother was married to my aunt and his other brother was my baseball coach when i was little and nick sabbans sister lives across the street from her
 
lots of oasis in this thread :)

liam gallagher once told me i was a "fucking dickhead" :)

but perry farrell once told me i was "cool" so that makes it better.

alasdair
 
alasdairm said:
lots of oasis in this thread :)

liam gallagher once told me i was a "fucking dickhead" :)

but perry farrell once told me i was "cool" so that makes it better.

alasdair
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I can't believe some prick would say that about not like I have met and you knowing
you,I just don;'t get it. :\Alasdairm is an amazing person and works so very had for BL. I adore him<3



My left nipple is larger in the right :D I believe that is quite common.
 
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