Snoo V7 - ah spring, has sprung, a SNOO! (bless you).

[Sadie]

Sadie, what do you mean by your Mum made you the "perfect puzzle piece"?

meaning I am who I am today because of my mother. I am happy with who I am and who I am happens to mold perfectly to my other half. Nothing more nothing less. She made me who I am and I am quite happy,.

 

[felix]

Like a weirdo rejected Rubik's cube mould that was buried and forgotten and dug out by someone else many years later. x

 

[Don Luigi]

Like a weirdo rejected Rubik's cube mould that was buried and forgotten and dug out by someone else many years later. x

What are you wearing now then?

 

[SummerSerenade]

Just had a parcel from another country turn up in 3 days. Nice surprise, definitely wasn't expecting it today. Shame I've got a doctors appointment in a few hours or I'd be giving it a go now. Not long to wait though I guess, should help me rip through my coursework as well

 

[Josh]

My snoo today is DNM benzo vendors who clearly sample their own wares before shipping. Two identical packages in the post today and the one I ordered isn't even marked as shipped yet.

This isn't even the first time this as happened to me, different vendors, always with the benzos though.

Third package arrived today! How this guy is making any money I do not know. At least it's marked as shipped now so hopefully no more will turn up.

 

[Wenlock]

Just had a parcel from another country turn up in 3 days. Nice surprise, definitely wasn't expecting it today. Shame I've got a doctors appointment in a few hours or I'd be giving it a go now. Not long to wait though I guess, should help me rip through my coursework as well

Until the last part, I thought it was a new dildo.

 

[Sadie]

Like a weirdo rejected Rubik's cube mould that was buried and forgotten and dug out by someone else many years later. x

This^^^^^^

 

[felix]

^ That makes 2 of us (or rather, 4 of us)

 

[SummerSerenade]

Until the last part, I thought it was a new dildo.

Pretty sure I could have got one of them in this country

 

[Sadie]

^ That makes 2 of us (or rather, 4 of us)

That it very much does I will speak on boy wonders behalf because I CAN

 

[felix]

Today. Doing the self-scanning of the booze etc. through the checkouts.

Scan bottle of chardonnay - *beep* place it on right side.

Alarm thing goes off: "wait for attendant to press button"

Nice lady arrives, and while I'm holding a huge box of Stella bottles aloft, she does her thing, I inadvertently mis-scan the box, and the machine next door bleeps with perfect timing. Put the box on the right, and it doesn't say "unexpected item in bagging area". While the nice lady's standing there, blissfully not aware (or giving a shit).

Well, that was a freebie.

 

[Sadie]

SCORE!!!!!!!!!! I am liking your snoo today Felix. Well done!!!

 

[felix]

Actually I just checked: it was a 15 pack:

:D

 

[Sadie]

Still I wouldn't brag about Stella even if it is free

 

[felix]

I'm not the Stella drinker here. My liver is pure Guinness.

 

[Sadie]

I dare to think who does drink stella then!!!!!

 

[ColtDan]

Today. Doing the self-scanning of the booze etc. through the checkouts.

Scan bottle of chardonnay - *beep* place it on right side.

Alarm thing goes off: "wait for attendant to press button"

Nice lady arrives, and while I'm holding a huge box of Stella bottles aloft, she does her thing, I inadvertently mis-scan the box, and the machine next door bleeps with perfect timing. Put the box on the right, and it doesn't say "unexpected item in bagging area". While the nice lady's standing there, blissfully not aware (or giving a shit).

Well, that was a freebie.

Nice one

 

[felix]

MY WIFE IS A FUD.

Even though I told her about the above "free" box of 15 bottles of Stella, she's just realised what I meant.

Just heard her laughing her fanny off in the kitchen when she absent-mindedly realised that the box of beer on the worktop wasn't empty.

9 HOURS LATER.

 

[koneko]

The most amazing snoo happened to me today in the form of a gorgeous pink sari! %) Thank you so much for the wonderful gift Ms Flo, I'm one happy lady, now busy sketching out designs on how to make it work with under garments

Man saris' are complicated aren't they 8( thank buddha for you tube :D

Thank you so very much, (((hugs))) & xxxx


Must now think of suitable Scottish gift for you and Mr Flo (like a live haggis in a cage hehe)

 

[masaz]

Chatting to my best mate about her new boyfriend who I've yet to meet. There was sort of an undercurrent of 'don't tell him we used to be in a relationship' drifting through the conversation, til she flat out tells me 'Don't tell him cos it'll make him weird around you, I know that from [ex-husband]'. Normally that'd send me into a paranoid OCD spiral cos she was with her ex a fair while, I spent a lot of time with him independent of her and would have considered us friends at the least but for the first time in my damn life, instead of 'he secretly hated me the whole time' when she said that, my brain goes 'Well yeah, he was weird around you when you first met him, but as time went on he was lovely to you and you had some good times together without her about so he made an effort and he was a cool guy that you miss hanging out with'.

That sounds sad as fuck but it's nice to be able to think rationally for once instead of obsessing over the minutiae of what people say to me. It's snoo cos it means I can still fix how I think