shout out to BlindHelperMonkey!!! oi oi. ..

[felix]

I have no idea what's going on.

 

[BecomingJulie]

That's OK, Felix. Just smile serenely and nod politely. You only need to be able to look as though you've got a clue -- then you've all the time you need to acquire one.

 

[masaz]

I have no idea what's going on.

I'm having that tattooed on me, I think

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

see if theyll throw in 'shite mod' at the same time

 

[Sadie]

see if theyll throw in 'shite mod' at the same time

WOW did Captain Douche put on his super hero pants today???

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

arent you two a couple now, you tell me

 

[Sadie]

You still have your bitch pants on I can see.....

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

actually im not so much of a briefs guy, wear boxers so my dick can breathe as one fine poet so exquisitely once put it. as you seem so interested with the material around and against my manhood, i'll treat you to a description;

red/grey/yellow spongebob 'love'pants boxers, red waistband with the wee spongy fella's moniker in the centre. beautifully gawdy

above said spongebob valentine's-wares currently reside equally fantastically gawdy blue, white, red, yellow black and slightly lighter blue coloured (thats how we spell colored over here, hon) superman 'man of steel' (obv) cartoon-storyboard-esque pyjama bottoms. made with added cool ass mktherfucker'ness, but sans any form of bitchiness, i just checked the label

made in china so labelling accuracy fairly impeccable imo

 

[felix]

I'm having that tattooed on me, I think

I'll give you a full frontal tattoo for free, but only if it can look like this:

I'll also need to learn how to tattoo. And figure out where the nose would go.

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

I'll give you a full frontal tattoo for free

creepiest post of the day
shes half your age mate
proud of ya bro

 

[NightsEpiphany]

ive got superman pj bottoms.

 

[masaz]

see if theyll throw in 'shite mod' at the same time

I asked but they said 'shite' wouldn't cover it and 'abominable' wouldn't fit

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

being as he hasnt posted for aeons, i now feel more able to say; op was andy2g. chance, as in very chance (presumably) meeting up north. friend of our friend rockstar i believe

we injected speedballs and laughed about how he ripped off shambles. if youre reading this 2g, stay safe buddy

 

[Ms Mermaid]

lulz

blind-help-me-I'm-a-junkie


on-my-dad's-life-i'll-give-you-your-money-back-you-stupid-retarded-caring-bitch-all-£400-of-it

oh .... ok you, i trust you .... Im still waiting yo, me and my disabled sis


s 'ok tho ... I trust you dog. I know youll do the right thing, yo

 

[Ms Mermaid]

you give junkies a bad name, cunt.

addicts, I understand.

junkies I can empathise with.

but

blind - rip off- folks .... well, I just can't abide.

Your mamma aint proud, yo. No wonder you arent allowed within 200 mtrs of her house, scumface.

 

[Ceres]

being as he hasnt posted for aeons, i now feel more able to say; op was andy2g. chance, as in very chance (presumably) meeting up north. friend of our friend rockstar i believe

we injected speedballs and laughed about how he ripped off shambles. if youre reading this 2g, stay safe buddy

arseholery of the highest order.

also what Ms Mermaid is saying, I hope you square it up, might bring you closer to being a nicer human being.

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

Your mamma aint proud, yo. No wonder you arent allowed within 200 mtrs of her house, scumface.

aye, clearly happier without me. the coquettish, pleasant charm and continually stable mood give it away


wish youd mentioned this 200metre thing before now tho - wouldve saved me pruning the hydra-like itchy ass conifers for owt this time last week!

please, if youre going to rant and rave bizarre made up fantasies.. at least be fuckin punctual with it, woman



on the other hand, you could get over the fact i dont want you anymore, drop the menopausal crazy stalker bitch routine and fuck off somewhere we cant see
/hear you. but youd probably want me to fund that too, golddiggers be golddigging, yo

 

[Ms Mermaid]

arseholery of the highest order.

also what Ms Mermaid is saying, I hope you square it up, might bring you closer to being a nicer human being.

wont be happening anytime soon. ...on his dads grave, guv. on his dads grave!

the sooner one of his legs gets amputated, the sooner the world will be a better place.

harsh, but unfortunately true. xenophobic oxygen thief.

 

[ScotchMist]

You've got each others numbers, save the love posts for private...

/closed