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Tell us about a time when you thought something that wasn't actually that thing

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itsonlyme123

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Earlier on I thought I was gonna fart so I cocked my leg but nothing came out, without giving it a second thought I carried on about my business... guess what?!! literally moments later without warning I let rip and shit myself. fucking mental that innit?

So, tell us about a time when you thought something, and then that something turned out to be true. Go...
 
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I've been taking some antibiotics for a chest infection that have been making my stools a little looser than I'd like and this morning I thought I'd let out a fart. Turns out it wasn't a fart and I'd sharted myself.
 
I seen Shambles as a winged pixie on an LSD adventure. It was out in snowy woods and he was looking out for us, showing us the path the fountain of psychic youth 8(

No one believes me but I now it was true :p so there :!
 
Once though I was desperate for a huge pee, turned out my waters broke and my oldest was on his way.
 
itsonlyme123 said:
Earlier on I thought I was gonna fart so I cocked my leg but nothing came out, without giving it a second thought I carried on about my business... guess what?!! literally moments later without warning I let rip and shit myself. fucking mental that innit?

So, tell us about a time when you thought something, and then that something turned out to be true. Go...
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What a charming story.

For many years, I thought I'd lost the cardboard "stand" for my Tears for Fears 10" picture disc (vinyl) of "Head Over Heels" (as seen on my neglected "Show us something cool in your house" thread recently. But funny story, when I was re-cataloguing Kate and I's vinyl collection on a spreadsheet the other week, you'll never guess what I found! That's right, I found the stand, in between two other records. Imagine my surprise and delight.

But now I think about it, that was a thing that I thought was true, but turned out not to be true. Oh for fuck's sake. Sorry for the confusion, OP and Mods. :?
 
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FACT! =D

(and i have the pixie wings to prove it :p)
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It was the oddest thing, I can remember it like it was yesterday - as far as I was concerned that flying pixie was you fluttering around me, making sure I / we were ok and our mission was to go somewhere and see something spectacular - which we did. You made me feel safe. Very beautiful, ethereal. I trusted you <3

I mentioned this years ago on BL and got admonished by the hardcore trippers for being so stupid "seeing stuff" :\ B9's name will be unmentioned oops 8(

I've always been until this very day a hard visual tripper, some of us do some of us don't - I do so spectacularly %)

One day I will draw/paint that pixie for you Shammy <3 The memory will never leave me x
 
I do a shart like literally every day.

Only 10 more days of sharting til my arse gets sewn up though!
 
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