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Snoo V7 - ah spring, has sprung, a SNOO! (bless you).
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ScotchMist
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Urbain
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Nice Christian values there, king dipshit.
Sadie
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Are you fucking kidding me!!!! Are you the king of all douchery? Please tell me you just don't know how to tell a joke. If not that's a pretty cunty thing to say.
Sammy G
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Oh dear. :D
Really churnin' 'em out lately aren't you?
Really churnin' 'em out lately aren't you?
SummerSerenade
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Royal Mail!
Quite!
Plus generally happy despite having a rough few days. Not looking forward to xmas all that much aside from the money I'll be getting from various people.
Because we all know what money equals right? Rent? Food?!..
No, drugs of course. And train tickets for next week which should be much more fun than this one and is almost definitely one of the reasons I'm in a good mood.
Mwah
Dude, that's a shocking thing to say about my ill mother. I wouldn't wish onomatopoeia on anyone.
felix
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I can't believe I've never "heard" that one before.
Yes, he is.
I'm sorry to hear that Raas. I've lost both my parents and its tough
Precious things parents.You must be upset.
My snoo today is having a wonderful husband and appreciating him.
lurching
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It feels more like shitting than churning them out. Somewhat satisfying when in the act, but foul to look back on later, with risk of cornyness, unless flushed (deleted).
BigG
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I'm feeling quite tearful after the offer off an absolutely beautiful xmas present from inflo...
All I need is a box of tissues firstly to cover with the knitted tissue holder that aforementioned person has offered me for xmas and secondly to wipe away the tears of gratitude for said act of kindness
I'm mentally blocking out the fact that it was an unwanted present in itself....
THANK YOU FLO 
QFT
All I need is a box of tissues firstly to cover with the knitted tissue holder that aforementioned person has offered me for xmas and secondly to wipe away the tears of gratitude for said act of kindness
I'm mentally blocking out the fact that it was an unwanted present in itself....
THANK YOU FLO
QFT
Inflorescence
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shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what if she lurks what if guesses...I mean how many of these heinous things were made or sold..20 yr friendship down the drain...actually fuck it-I think she is now dead to me anyway after this. Me and Mr Inflo had partaken on opening it...it was like a horror film. Thank gawd she didn't present it in person..I can act but not that well..
BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
Oh god I never thought of that!!
Would she really see this on BL? Should I delete it?
I was just so pleased at my only xmas present even if it was the offer of a strange (hideous is a strong word lol!) tissue box "hat"?? haha!
Would she really see this on BL? Should I delete it?
I was just so pleased at my only xmas present even if it was the offer of a strange (hideous is a strong word lol!) tissue box "hat"?? haha!
I'm feeling quite tearful after the offer off an absolutely beautiful xmas present from inflo...
All I need is a box of tissues firstly to cover with the knitted tissue holder that aforementioned person has offered me for xmas and secondly to wipe away the tears of gratitude for said act of kindness
I'm mentally blocking out the fact that it was an unwanted present in itself....
THANK YOU FLO
Wow, that must be some present if it reduced you to tears. Where's mine?
BecomingJulie
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Just got some baccy out to skin up a d00b with, then had a Blue Peter moment -- i.e., found one I'd prepared earlier. Snoo!
And I'm wearing my PiC's dress, which is a couple of sizes too big for me, but it makes up a little for her not being here. And she got me a lovely present. Plus I have a fresh loaf just ready in the breadmaker. And lots of drugs
Let's hope Raas's mother never finds out what her son said about her .....
And I'm wearing my PiC's dress, which is a couple of sizes too big for me, but it makes up a little for her not being here. And she got me a lovely present. Plus I have a fresh loaf just ready in the breadmaker. And lots of drugs
Let's hope Raas's mother never finds out what her son said about her .....
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BigG
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Was it made with a fairy liquid bottle, an egg box and double sided sticky tape? Ahh Blue Peter...My mum would never let me attempt any of the "home builds" (just as well probably).
Already located her and told her
BecomingJulie
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More snoo! I just fixed the ignition on my cooker!
It has been sparking slower and s l o w e r and s ... l ... o ... w ... e ... r lately. Tried a new battery ..... nope. Wasn't having any of it. Had to light the hob with a lighter. Shone a flashlight into it ..... and found just the negative battery contact corroded. No idea how, since the old battery had not leaked of anything. In fact I always make a point of keeping a fresh battery in it, just to prove I am not some sort of barbarian who has to light their cooker with a match. And the positive contact was clean. But anyway, a quick rub with an emery board, and a new battery, and normal operation was resumed. Phew!
It has been sparking slower and s l o w e r and s ... l ... o ... w ... e ... r lately. Tried a new battery ..... nope. Wasn't having any of it. Had to light the hob with a lighter. Shone a flashlight into it ..... and found just the negative battery contact corroded. No idea how, since the old battery had not leaked of anything. In fact I always make a point of keeping a fresh battery in it, just to prove I am not some sort of barbarian who has to light their cooker with a match. And the positive contact was clean. But anyway, a quick rub with an emery board, and a new battery, and normal operation was resumed. Phew!