What are your Christmas plans?

[Kota]

What's everyone got lined up for Christmas? I'm going to my mother's massive house for a Christmas with all the family. Even my nutty brother with the annoying affected RP accent. I'm getting a guitar from my parents, a laptop from a couple of good friends, an external SSD from my very rich antiques dealer aunt. One of my friends is getting a usable substance, another is getting a joke present, my mother is getting a tweed purse, and my father is getting a jumper. I've got very little money at the moment, so I'm having to scrape the savings barrel for this stuff.

 

[da man]

im getting wrecked at xmas, even more so than usual. Im gonna buy myself a big asss present cus im a selfish greedy cunt.

 

[CosmicG]

I am trying to go all out on gifts this year. Never have been the best at giving so this year is the year I want to really focus on making sure everyone around me has the best holiday possible.

 

[Kota]

im getting wrecked at xmas, even more so than usual. Im gonna buy myself a big asss present cus im a selfish greedy cunt.

Sounds good. I'll be pretty much sober for Christmas since it's a family affair.

 

[Shambles]

Mostly to avoid Xmess... how can that be wrong?

 

[LosBlancos]

Going to mass.

For gifts got my mother a python skin Hermes purse...my girlfriend well she already has me

 

[Shambles]

Going to mass.

Which one! Oh do please tell us which one!

No... not that one..?

Really?

You are dead to me.

And so are the lil babies.

Fukkin paedocunt

 

[LosBlancos]

Which one! Oh do please tell us which one!

No... not that t

A proper Catholic mass innit I was born a catholic baptised a catholic and surely I will die as a Catholic

 

[Shambles]

So you were born pasedoscum, baptised actual scum, surely die scum...

And y'all consider this progress...?

This is precisedly why the rest of us consider you scum. You scumfukkker.

Marilyn Manon - Working Class Hero

... Is something to be...]

Deny that or don't. Is on your head....