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What is the strangest thing you have seen today?

Has to be some kind of art installation. Probably the work of some dreadful fucking hipster or other.

I saw a fairly sturdy, neat looking bivouac-style shelter which some homeless guys had fashioned, using a pallet and some sheeting, in order to protect them from the rain that seeps through the railway viaduct under which they sleep.

Not weird as such. Pretty depressing to see that kind of thing more and more often, however. Tory Britain. :\
 
garbagegutz said:
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Welcome to Internet ver. 2004 (or thereabouts)

For practical reasons it's probably best to avoid memes. This, after all, is not Teh Lounge ;)

swampdragon said:
Weirdest thing I've seen in a while was people doing partner yoga.. the acrobalance kind.. in the middle of a club last night. Electro swing scenesters.. 8)
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Until they replace their sorry act with dog yoga they frankly failed on all possible levels.

As for what the strangest thing I've seen recently (today has been a dull day :() I'll simply *titter* and move on...

Pee Ess: On the Yardie thing, last thing on my mind was laughing at the time but the difference between Yardiespeak (bearing in mind Burger Bar Boys wiv guns sitting at my breakfast pickernic table (for such a thing I once did have)) and "accepting a nice cuppa tea from me missus" speak was frankly hysterical.
 
MDB i had a similar thing happen in my town when i was 17/18, it was sunday afternoon and i finished work and me and a mate went to get bud, when we were on out way back . Some guy was approaching us with a very angry look on his face and ended up bumping into my mate purposefully , he then started screaming at us and pulled out a knife. Me and my mate just looked at each other and ran for our lives he chased us a fair bit , problem is this road is like a mile long. By the time we stopped running i spewed up because i was like 13 stone at the time i couldn't hack that shit.

My mum wanted me to tell the police but i just couldn't be arsed, i figured maybe the guy broke up with his gf or something. it was just very random and he was just a scrawny ginger chav id never seen him before and never bumped into him again


Another story, there is guy in my town who is a paranoid schizophrenic. People shout "Chippy" at him and if someone does that be prepared for the biggest adrenaline rush of your life as you are about to be chased my him. I used to hate it because what would happen if catched one of us yeah exactly... i dont understand why he reacts to that word but yeah. Personally i have never shouted it but in situations where i have had to leg it from him because my mates used to think it was a good idea
 
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mydrugbuddy said:
Had a couple of black "yardie" types ask me "have i got the time?". Never been quite sure how to answer that. Always played it safe, and just gone with "2.30" or w/e. Next time im gonna say "yeah ive got the time", and see what happens.
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Any rough looking individual who asks you for the time is only trying to get you to pull out your expensive smartphone so they can grab it.

Wearing a wristwatch is now apparently something that only oldies like myself do. Hence, no-one bothers me for the time.
 
Dark Side said:
Another story, there is guy in my town who is a paranoid schizophrenic. People shout "Chippy" at him and if someone does that be prepared for the biggest adrenaline rush of your life as you are about to be chased my him. I used to hate it because what would happen if catched one of us yeah exactly... i dont understand why he reacts to that word but yeah. Personally i have never shouted it but in situations where i have had to leg it from him because my mates used to think it was a good idea
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We used to play a somewhat similar "take yer life in yer hands and hope" game as nippers. Was essentially Cherry Door Knocking (perhaps a regional variant name for the game involving knocking/ringing doors and legging it) but this particular fella was both scary as fuck and came with three big bastard dobermans. Also had one of those ye oldeskool doorbells which you had to turn to make it ring which takes vital seconds longer than the traditional doorthump and/or bell-ring. Also, he'd gotten used to it and knew when to expect it so would come flying out the house with dogs let loose. I don't think I've ever ran so fast in my life before or since. Somehow we were never mauled to death. Probably kept us all fit though.
 
felix said:
Any rough looking individual who asks you for the time is only trying to get you to pull out your expensive smartphone so they can grab it.

Wearing a wristwatch is now apparently something that only oldies like myself do. Hence, no-one bothers me for the time.
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I sometimes wear a watch and I'm a 20 year old girl. I like watches, might be getting a fancy one for my 21st.

If anyone ever asks me the time I usually say I don't know unless they're a lovely looking person because a) I don't want to get robbed but mainly b) I'm a bit of a cunt and I don't like people who talk to me when I'm walking along lost in my thoughts.

The above posts sounds like excellent new exercise ideas, I might have to find a nutter (shouldn't be hard in Biiirmingham right?) to test it out with. I only have short legs and am an unfit cokehead so it may not end well, if I don't come back tomorrow you'll know what may have happened.
 
felix said:
Any rough looking individual who asks you for the time is only trying to get you to pull out your expensive smartphone so they can grab it.

Wearing a wristwatch is now apparently something that only oldies like myself do. Hence, no-one bothers me for the time.
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watch you talking about;ballers' wear good watch
i got a few, some lost in my room.

i got a good friend an epic watch for a present
 
saw a pensioner successfully use the self service (no unexpected items) in tesco express and pay with a 20 pound note that went in first attempt
 
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