Paranoia & Hiding Things - Help/Tell Funny Stories

[m060mm]

Ah, did it wrong. Forget anonymity, just move to Drug Culture, please.

Most of us have been there. A little too much and we start getting all types of paranoia. I'm just curious to hear other people's stories. And possibly get some ideas in the process.

I was so far convinced that I was talking to a 'spiritual' cop and he was going to use his 'real life' body to use sworn testimony as reasonable doubt to get a search warrant to tear all my property (car, house, person) apart..

I hid, and still can't find several bottles of legitimate but not too recent pills, hundreds in cash, a (Nexus 7) tablet, a big ass Alienware laptop, etc.

Help me! Where would you hide your shit? I have an attic, a semi-furnished basement, my room and the common areas. I've checked under all the couches, in every drawer, in every storage box, even places like the oven and the drawer beneath it. Cabinets. Everywhere in every car belonging to us. Where. Could. The tablet. And computer. Be?

 

[Smoky]

Oy. I know that feeling. I used to hide my stash all over the place then couldn't find it later. Sometimes even in my suitcases in case I had to split fast, at least my drugs were ready to go.

 

[Zeeman]

I hide mine in food containers in the pantry. Not too exciting, but I feel safe enough - I live alone, don't sell, and only use in private, so not much reason for cops to have an eye on me. Never lost any, although sometimes it takes me a while to find the exact drug I'm after. Now was that bag of K in the granola or the popcorn?

 

[crystalflower]

Tell me about paranoia I hear random things all day it's actually kinda nice to not hear silence anymore but I love freakin out another user who's paranoid by making a big story about how the cops know where we are or did you hear that Im pretty sure that was a car looking at us and it's very entertaining and makes a memory of the night

 

[m060mm]

Tell me about paranoia I hear random things all day it's actually kinda nice to not hear silence anymore but I love freakin out another user who's paranoid by making a big story about how the cops know where we are or did you hear that Im pretty sure that was a car looking at us and it's very entertaining and makes a memory of the night

So wronggg! If you've been there, you know the gut-wrenching feeling of someone dropping it on you like that. You'll give some people a damn heart attack.

And thanks for all the replies; good news. I found the majority. The biggest annoyance though is the tablet. It's 7-inches and thin so it is easily hidden but I feel like I'm a professional at stashing shit. I checked the kitchen, I've checked everywhere twice. Attic, basement.

My friend was here and it's small enough (the tablet) to fit in your back pocket. I doubt he'd do that but he's more an associate than a friend.

This thread is trailing off into a monologue, sorry.

 

[Professer]

First time i bought molly, 1g, i was sketch about driving home with it, I put the baggie in my ass, which was easy since im gay, but a bit of a uncomfortable drive. Its just I had to go through multiple heavy po territory, the prick ones.

 

[TheRapperGoneBad]

So wronggg! If you've been there, you know the gut-wrenching feeling of someone dropping it on you like that. You'll give some people a damn heart attack.

And thanks for all the replies; good news. I found the majority. The biggest annoyance though is the tablet. It's 7-inches and thin so it is easily hidden but I feel like I'm a professional at stashing shit. I checked the kitchen, I've checked everywhere twice. Attic, basement.

My friend was here and it's small enough (the tablet) to fit in your back pocket. I doubt he'd do that but he's more an associate than a friend.

This thread is trailing off into a monologue, sorry.

I think being a professional hider involves being able to find that shit after cuz!! Haha

 

[ykm420]

I think being a professional hider involves being able to find that shit after cuz!! Haha

LOL, I've hid my rigs before then completely forgot where they were.. Now I feel like a goddamn amateur! Ya boy don't lose drugs though, who's got time for that?!
OT; Glad you found your fucking Alienware! Which model you working with player?

 

[TheRapperGoneBad]

LOL, I've hid my rigs before then completely forgot where they were.. Now I feel like a goddamn amateur! Ya boy don't lose drugs though, who's got time for that?!
OT; Glad you found your fucking Alienware! Which model you working with player?

Never lose drugs mayne I wish I did once an awhile to come across it again, maybe my good shit would last a lil then aha

Only thing I seem to be losing these days Is my mind
fuck it

Defo found some used rigs in my room that got misplaced.. smh not my favorite feeling specially when they stabbed in ya boy,

 

[m060mm]

First time i bought molly, 1g, i was sketch about driving home with it, I put the baggie in my ass, which was easy since im gay, but a bit of a uncomfortable drive. Its just I had to go through multiple heavy po territory, the prick ones.

Gay as well but not my favorite option. Can't say I've done it before but I'd do it before I hid it under my tongue/swallow. Watched an associate get the shit beat out of him by cops until he threw it up.

I think being a professional hider involves being able to find that shit after cuz!! Haha

I'm not a pro yet. I need those hidden safes/panels in the dash of your car or under floor panels.

LOL, I've hid my rigs before then completely forgot where they were.. Now I feel like a goddamn amateur! Ya boy don't lose drugs though, who's got time for that?!
OT; Glad you found your fucking Alienware! Which model you working with player?

Ain' noobody got time for that. Although I did it with coke once and was pleasantly surprised a few weeks later when my binge-tolerance was gone.

Never lose drugs mayne I wish I did once an awhile to come across it again, maybe my good shit would last a lil then aha

Only thing I seem to be losing these days Is my mind
fuck it

Defo found some used rigs in my room that got misplaced.. smh not my favorite feeling specially when they stabbed in ya boy,

Ugh. Please get some fresh ones. Find an exchange. Or buy online. You can get a 90-box of BD's for something like $45. I've seen some badd abscesses and even meaner track marks. If you got money for your shit, you got money for the hardware.

 

[TheRapperGoneBad]

Gay as well but not my favorite option. Can't say I've done it before but I'd do it before I hid it under my tongue/swallow. Watched an associate get the shit beat out of him by cops until he threw it up.



I'm not a pro yet. I need those hidden safes/panels in the dash of your car or under floor panels.



Ain' noobody got time for that. Although I did it with coke once and was pleasantly surprised a few weeks later when my binge-tolerance was gone.



Ugh. Please get some fresh ones. Find an exchange. Or buy online. You can get a 90-box of BD's for something like $45. I've seen some badd abscesses and even meaner track marks. If you got money for your shit, you got money for the hardware.

Haha my bad man that last part came off different then I intended.

I buy rigs by the boxes from my local walmart I ain't usin dirty rigs nikka,
Best believe I got cash for both my g.
also fuck bd over priced bs dawg get less popular brands like let's say reli on 5/16 30g 1ml or 100 units, they're $13 for 100 pack.

I been on here preaching h.r. as well Im not new to any of this, guy.

Wherrr da fuck my nikka yk at?