Personally I think Grey Goose is worth the money but personal taste..stoli-gold very smooth. Anything but Glenns. I don't care how skint you are, you may as well drink meths.
Was at some pretty swanky underground cocktail bar last night..kinda place unless you know it's there you would walk straight past the doorway...Kind of place the bar staff like to call themselves 'mixologists' rather than cocktail makers...I was really not trying to be difficult but ..I aked for the following 'a Gibson'..nope no cocktail onions...a cock sucking cowboy..looked at me like I was taking the piss..."can I have a porn star martini? please"--at last a look of relief as he had a vague idea how to make it but despite the 4 billion bottles on show..nope didn't have any kettel vodka...sighhhh...what about a palinka? Blank stares...I missed my calling. I own a muddler and I know how to use it.
edit..drinking coffee with lots of milk and a mepth chaser..
You're a wasted talent missus


God I'm jealous :D