The complete the story: a sentence a post thread!

[Eveleivibe]

Hiya,

I thought we'd try a lil fun n create a story together.

The rules are "only one sentence per thread.
No other discussion apart from your sentence, so we can create an interesting story.
Please allow at least five posts before creating another sentence ( to ensure everyone has a turn n that it isn't just one or two creating the story, which would defeat the whole purpose.

Ok I'll begin

A man, unshaven n rough- looking, rather muscular, strides into the a pub, a rather old- looking, stoned-walled,pub, and orders a real ale.

Next

Evey

 

[smackydowners]

The real ale, however, resembled the micturate of a sufferer of particularly poisonous cystitis, and smelled like whelks.

sorry for lowering the tone so early...

 

[Raasyvibe]

careful, Evey.

You'll be pulling people in from teh lounge with these threads.

 

[steewith2ees]

'is god trying to rub it in or what' says the man, 'i only wanted a drink to get over my sacking as a nephrologist, and everything i see taste and smell reminds me of a career lost'.....

 

[BecomingJulie]

The landlord just smiled inwardly; the way the punters kept on buying the stuff was almost too good to be true, and there were still at least four barrels left from the old, abandoned chemical works.

 

[Sammy G]

Wouldn't you?

 

[swampdragon]

Suddenly the pub door crashed open and an imposing figure walked in. "Creepy McGee!", cowered the landlord in hushed tones, carefully avoiding eye contact.

 

[Chatative]

The pub fell silent as Creepy McGee strode up to the bar; he fixed the quivering landlord with a steely gaze and said, "A pint of milk please sir".

 

[Raasyvibe]

While drinking the milk, McGee spat it out and started shouting out loud: "EEEEEEEEVEEEEEY!!!! EVEY EVEEEEEEEEY!!!


....EEEEEVEY WEEEEEEEEEEEEVEY!!!!!




EVEY WEVEY EVEY WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!







WEEEEEVEEEY EEEEEEEVVEEEEYYY!!! EVEY WEEEEEEEVEY WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!








EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!"

 

[ponch]

"Soy milk or moo milk?" asked the landlord. "Moo milk, and none of that red or green top shit!" barked Creepy.

 

[warriorOnTheEdge]

But she really couldn't take a hint, the exodus was fine as it meant more attention .

 

[swampdragon]

The relentless ticking of the pub clock echoed around the bar, prompting the unshaven-man to mutter something at Creepy to ease the awkward silence following his outburst.

 

[kingme]

Ears plucked around as the patrons tensed to eavesdrop on the muttering

 

[lurching]

The air was thick with harm reduction

 

[Raasyvibe]

The relentless ticking of the pub clock echoed around the bar, prompting the unshaven-man to mutter something at Creepy to ease the awkward silence following his outburst.

"I can't stop", whispered McGee in his retort. "This has to come out of me....One day, you'll understand why..."



"EEEEEEVVVVVVEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!



EVEY WEEEEVEYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!




EVEY WEVEY WOOOO!!! EVEYY!!! EEEEEEEEVEY!!! EVEY! EVEY!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVEYYYYYYY!!!!!























EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY WWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!




EVEY WEVEY WOOOOO!!!!!!!!




EVEY!!! EVEY!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!"



He did proclaim.

 

[mickeyfinn79]

Just in case it wasn't understood he repeated it and proclaimed......

 

[steewith2ees]

"ive lost my job over this McGee- all those infected urine samples I stole for you and all along youve been selling them to the brewery?"

sorry eadders, i can see this dying a slow death already....

 

[mickeyfinn79]

Fuck the brewery I'm off to score some class A's and spend the rest of my wages at the nearest whore house.

 

[Eveleivibe]

A woman steps into the bar, a stunning, muscular, yet femininely beautiful woman; with long, chocolate, brown hair with a beautiful tanned skin, n size 36E boobs, and goes up to the unshaven man, punching him in the face n knocking him to the floor, demanding he explain why he messed up on the last "job" he was ordered to do, explaining that if it's not sorted, there'll be consequences.

Evey

 

[mickeyfinn79]

The man dazed and confused felt his jaw it wasn't fractured "thank god" he thought.Although he was in pain he somewhat felt strangely aroused.Was he,could he be turned on by this masculine female??