Gibberings CLXXV - Talk about Phil Mitchell

[zzz101]

mate, now I know
looks like a nomal Kiwi to me

 

[ColtDan]

If i was tripping that cat would probably disturb me. looks like a packed chicken with an evil alien head

 

[SummerSerenade]

Careful, they're probably watching you right now. Don't think they'll take kindly to being called fucking freaks, might even creep in and do some corpse eating once you've fallen asleep. Yeah, you won't actually be dead but I'm sure they'll let that slide.

Sweet dreams.

Goblin's a good name, I called my cat Lucy but I was only 5 or something when we got her so I don't remember why. Step dad's guinea pig is called Penelope which always amuses me, he didn't name her, that was her name when we got her from the RSPCA.

I'm sure I've made a similar comment about children at some point but if I got another pet I'd name it Summer so it could have at least one fabulous thing about it

EDIT: OMG HOPE THAT WASN'T TOO MUCH PERSONAL INFORMATION RAAS.

 

[One Thousand Words]

I bought a bowl of Kiwi dip to that party from memory

 

[SummerSerenade]

That was generous of you.

 

[Jabberwocky]

gotta agree. but wheres the catnip at?

 

[ColtDan]

EDIT: OMG HOPE THAT WASN'T TOO MUCH PERSONAL INFORMATION RAAS.

Far too much tbh.

 

[Jabberwocky]

Far too much tbh.

rofl in tears again

 

[SummerSerenade]

Far too much tbh.

Shit, I knew it. He's going to stalk me through knowing my pet's names, help.

Though thinking about it I'll probably be safe for a while, looks like he's more keen on you atm

 

[Chatative]

Wait, I thought you only posted pictures of your arse cheeks & penis?

I guess we'll have to settle for some pussy.

 

[SummerSerenade]

I think (I'm not really thinking about it too much, but logically...) both his cock and arse are in there somewhere. Not like he removed them for the picture ya know.

 

[One Thousand Words]

There would be healthy length of hair on any pussy I post

 

[zzz101]

lol the plot thickens

 

[ColtDan]

Haha

Though thinking about it I'll probably be safe for a while, looks like he's more keen on you atm

Yeah seems that way

 

[SummerSerenade]

Scary stuff.

He's clearly right though, everyone on the internet is a stalker/general nut job.

Or is that just me?

 

[zzz101]

OTW must off taken his dick AND ass off :s

 

[SummerSerenade]

I'd like a detachable arse, I'd leave it in humorous places just to see people's reactions. I could even film it all and become some kind of internet celebrity.

 

[cosmiccars]

There's a song about a detachable penis http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

 

[ponch]

The mrs is allergic to pretty much everything. Avocado, most nuts except peanuts ironically, melons, oranges and gluten gives her terrible eczema. If a dog licks her she breaks out in a rash. She is even allergic to "sensitive" soaps

Good thing she isn't allergic to semen.

That is because peanuts are a legume and not a nut, do they not teach people anything these days? FUCK

 

[cosmiccars]

According to wikipedia: the sea slug Chromodoris reticulata sloughs off its penis after sex, then grows a new one within approximately 24 hours