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Would You Pass the British Citizenship Test?

SummerSerenade said:
I haven't only just finished school, I finished school 3(?) years ago, agesss.
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It's all relative innit. I left school nigh on 25 years ago. Never finished school but did stop going... fuck... this quarter of a century past. If that doesn't make you feel just a wee bit better about things I don't know what will ;)
 
25 years ago? Fook. Longer ago than I've been alive. Being young is my only good quality, I hate to think what it'll be like when I'm not anymore (if that day ever comes).

Hangover said:
I hate these emotions... need to sleep on them I think
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QFT.

Nighty night my darlings I am fuuucked and best leave before I say something I regret.

Loveage <3
 
Got 5 out of 13 missed a few obvious ones but bearing in mind the questions pertained to subjects i have always had 0% interest in im not too devastated i failed.
 
SummerSerenade said:
25 years ago? Fook. Longer ago than I've been alive. Being young is my only good quality, I hate to think what it'll be like when I'm not anymore (if that day ever comes).
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I always thought that about myself. When I was actually young in the strictest sense of the word anyway. Thankfully it turns out yoofdom is actually the shittiest time of life. Especially the teens. Ick. Couldn't pay me to go back. It's one of life's lil fukkeries that the time of life that everybody is convinced is the best doesn't even make the top 10. It's one of people's lil perversities that they often remain convinced of this even in the face of evidential experience.

Nighty <3

(and go on - say something you'll regret - then don't regret it half as much as you thought you would. good practice for getting older so it is ;))
 
Shambles said:
(and go on - say something you'll regret - then don't regret it half as much as you thought you would. good practice for getting older so it is ;))
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You regret the things you did, only until the next regrettable thing you do. You regret the things you did not do, forever.

I got 12 out of 13, but two of those were just plain and simple guesses. And question 8 is truly shockingly badly worded.

And really ..... Who actually thought it was a good idea to determine who should or should not be allowed to live in the UK, on the strength of a glorified pub quiz?
 
when u get older, ppl still don't know what the fuck they are doing. unless you are a 50year-old+ you just pretend you know what's the happs and going on - you just learn to say 'the correct things' at 'the right times' but in ur mind you still don't have a single clue. i'm 25 everyone is a lie! :P

Before you know it you wont be young, happens to everone.

i like it when older dudes call me kid haha, i still feel like it
 
zzz101 said:
when u get older, ppl still don't know what the fuck they are doing. unless you are a 50year-old+ you just pretend you know what's the happs and going on - you just learn to say 'the correct things' at 'the right times' but in ur mind you still don't have a single clue.
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I'm reasonably sure 50+ year old peeps stll don't know what the fuck they're doing either. They do often seem to be sure they know what the fuck other people are doing - or what they think other people should be doing anyway - mind.

BecomingJulie said:
And really ..... Who actually thought it was a good idea to determine who should or should not be allowed to live in the UK, on the strength of a glorified pub quiz?
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:D
 
No one will ever know what their doing, chinese people maybe... but time goes too quick and things change

What you learnt in school 4 years ago will be useless now, never mind quarter of a century ago ;p
 
things i learned itt: 50+ year-olds and chinese ppl are masters at pretenting they really know their way in life ::P
 
7.

Couldn't help noticing a couple of the questions were ambiguous....

"How many members are there in a jury in Scotland?"

Civil = 12, Criminal = 15 ... 8)
 
9 is kinda wrong.. You can drink as much as you like in a pub when 16 as long as someone who is 18+ buys it.
 
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