The EADD I'm Fucked Megathread - is Super Mario your dad?

[joe90]

We can help you. Get in our ambulance

Edit @Minxy

 

[Eveleivibe]

Sober as hell here, unfortunately... Gna call it a night in a mo.
Gotta go pharmacy tomorrow for my bloody script. Blah. Can't wait until I don't have to do that anymore... but am scared too

Evey

 

[joe90]

Stay up Evey Eat potatoe waffles

 

[SummerSerenade]

I've never been up for longer than 24 hours straight. And that was only once. I guess I'm either really good at taking stims, or really shit.

Still not convinced about fucked Sundays. Maybe that means I'm not fucked enough? 8)

 

[Shambles]

Stay up Evey Eat potatoe waffles

You're lucky you're in the fukked thread. I don't do grammar/spelling nazism generally but that's one of those really annoying ones. Too reminiscent of American politicians to let fly under the radar

I, on t'other hand, am completely sober so had best leave y'all to it.

 

[Minxy]

We can help you. Get in our ambulance

Edit @Minxy

S'ok mate I brought my own.

 

[joe90]

Im confused are you a woman Minxy ?

 

[SummerSerenade]

I thought everyone knew there aren't any women on the interwebz

 

[Shambles]

Minxy is the most masculine name I can imagine. Can't conceive of a woman choosing a name like that.

 

[joe90]

OOps forgot that Simon/Summer

 

[SummerSerenade]

It's Barry actually, but close.

 

[joe90]

Would love to twiddle your bits bud wink wink

 

[SummerSerenade]

Best offer I've had all day. I'll be right over.

Wait. I'm not fucked enough yet.

*Runs away*.

 

[joe90]

I'll spot you at bench lifts Terry

 

[dee_dee]

I think thats pretty good for taking stims summer. There was this guy about 10 years ago i used to buy coke off when i used to enjoy taking it, and he could have 3 or 4 lines every night maximum and have friends over, or no doubt people popping over to buy and hed crack open a bottle of wine and be good company etc but by 1 or 2am every night hed be in bed religously and hed never go over that threshold of how much to take or stay up super late. He was extremley disciplined, not so much in the case of doing it very regular but just with the control he had in general.

 

[joe90]

Give him a buzz Dee Dee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfectchNtQM

 

[Minxy]

I like to think of myself as female yeah!! but so do most transvestites...!! Im definitely more butch than my gf and I have bigger balls than most of the men I know.

 

[Shambles]

I have bigger balls than most of the men I know.

They do start to sag a bit with age... bit of an auld bird are you then?

 

[joe90]

*Zips up jeans*

 

[Minxy]

They do start to sag a bit with age... bit of an auld bird are you then?

Not really no. But I am older than I look. I got ID'd in Tesco last week trying to buy filters. wtf??