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ask an American anything

NSFW:
First of all i can neither rap nor usually rhyme,
But this sort of stuff pops into my head from time to time
The irony of society has always been funny to me
A nation obsessed with material objects and money
The integrity of a nation defined by a concentration of media manipulation
Endless bad news in papers and on every tv news station
Get arrested in a pub for illegal drugs when alcohol is one of the worst
Fuck up your body, domestic violence, hurt, get raped, cry to a nurse,
Question everything, realize lies that demonize people until their own demise,
Enlightenment, internal revelations beyond limitation take you by surprise
As time mysteriously flows and flys,
What really matters, thats for you to decide
 
ColtDan said:
NSFW:
First of all i can neither rap nor usually rhyme,
But this sort of stuff pops into my head from time to time
The irony of society has always been funny to me
A nation obsessed with material objects and money
The integrity of a nation defined by a concentration of media manipulation
Endless bad news in papers and on every tv news station
Get arrested in a pub for illegal drugs when alcohol is one of the worst
Fuck up your body, domestic violence, hurt, get raped, cry to a nurse,
Question everything, realize lies that demonize people until their own demise,
Enlightenment, internal revelations beyond limitation take you by surprise
As time mysteriously flows and flys,
What really matters, thats for you to decide
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Hey, that's not bad at all man! I hate rap as a rule, but I can see what ya did there and it was pretty good :)
 
Learn something new every day...

The dumb car commercials try to sound all elegant and call it Jag-u-air. Like a half assed version of the way you just explained it. I call it a Ford to be honest.

But regular Americans call it Jag-war.
 
deano88 said:
buzzin pal ;) all my others friends have got fed up of me being a cunt so thats why i'm here being a cunt to you lot just because i can. i'm kinda using cunt like rappers use the N word and it takes the sting out of it know what i mean? soon we will be calling our kids cunts in an affectionate way like when they say their first words you can say awww bless the little cunt seems far fetched now but i'm starting a revolution (i had to spell check revolution cuz its a big word for a thick twat) soon i have it all planned out and i'm writing a book which will have the cunt movement in there but will have other interesting things like how to safely have sex with a live toaster whilst not feeling like a loser with advice to get civil partnership with the toaster etc plus more

spread the word, don't be absurd cuz you cant polish a turd just learn about the bees and the birds with the G's and the nerds whilst eating lemon curd.

little unfinished poem i wrote but its only a teaser :)


what a beautiful day don't you think? cant beat a bit of changeable british weather to keep you on ya toes, nothing worse looking outside cloud in the sky so you dress in shorts and t-shirt but no white socks and sandals i'm not that old yet only for it to piss down with rain followed shortly by gigantic hale stones. you get in completely drench and pissed off look outside what do you see? bright hot sunshine and barbecues in the air and you can see why we moan so much about it but even when we get a long hot dry spell people still gotta moan "oh its sooo hot 26 degrees this is too much" oh just fuck off you non pleasing moanings cunts there the same people that go to benidorm blazing hot sun don't say shit posting there orange tango bodys on FB "but its a different heat" oh fuck off the only reason its feels different heat is cuz your away from all the other moaning cunts so you feel less stressed!

feeling peaceful now :)
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Your a downright hilarious cunt bro!!!
I may need to move to England, if they're all this real it sounds like the place for me ... Lmfao @ this cunts post!!!
 
ColtDan said:
NSFW:
First of all i can neither rap nor usually rhyme,
But this sort of stuff pops into my head from time to time
The irony of society has always been funny to me
A nation obsessed with material objects and money
The integrity of a nation defined by a concentration of media manipulation
Endless bad news in papers and on every tv news station
Get arrested in a pub for illegal drugs when alcohol is one of the worst
Fuck up your body, domestic violence, hurt, get raped, cry to a nurse,
Question everything, realize lies that demonize people until their own demise,
Enlightenment, internal revelations beyond limitation take you by surprise
As time mysteriously flows and flys,
What really matters, thats for you to decide
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thats good mate, deep shit ;)
 
ColtDan said:
Dont worry theres not many of us like that... or i hope at least
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i'd see it as more of my alter ego which only comes out after a speed sesh. was on pills last night to so my brain was fried! i have calmed down now just had a pizza hut and now my eyes are struggling to stay open so i'll be sparked out soon
 
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