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Lidl meats are actually higher quality than traditional supermarkets own brands, just saying. Cheaper too.
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Although I would love to agree with you mate, it's a well known fact that ALL football and rugby players are gay! Football players are a bunch of overpaid ponces that enjoy any excuse to kiss and hug each other during the game (never mind if they actually score a fuckin' goal). Then one little kick on the shin and they're rolling around on the floor crying for mummy. Similarly, rugby players just luurve the sado-masochism inherent in the scrum situation - sweating and heaving and rubbing against each other... never mind the after play drinking sessions where there is a heavy emphasis on arse and cock action. Then there's the communal baths and showers - a right bloody breeding ground fer a bunch of latent heemosexuals if you ask me!!
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ColtDan
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LOL i don't care if our football doesn't rank high enough in the macho league table i still like it and i'm comfortable with my sexuality and i don't need to prove it by liking a so say manly sport so why all the hate mate? something bothering ya? is it a defensive mechinism kicking in prove your manliness to everyone with your OOT fantasies of the sweaty rugby players clearly getting sexual pleasure in your wild imagination but your screaming to come out of the closet so get it off your chest mate i wont judge.
your still a mans man no matter what even if mens anus is your thing you still like american football eh? there thats better wasn't it.
yes i'm a cunt
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your still a mans man no matter what even if mens anus is your thing you still like american football eh? there thats better wasn't it.
yes i'm a cunt
Stop being a thick twat you, er, thick twat! I'm a fuckin Brit - I hate American football even more than I hate our football - and that's saying summat!
Yes, yer a cunt
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What's with all these faygot American's invaded EADD anyway. Send them back to where they came from or smt.
parttime crackhead
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I find it much more entertaining to watch. Some of the plays are fucking amazing.
I watched this the other day, good football documentary - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1199479/
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well its a loose loose for you mate cuz you cant insult a self proclaimed think twat you thick twat! now we have something in common i mean i'm only making myself look less of a thick twat cuz i'm using spell checker and i could make you feel superior by correcting my bad grammer.Stop being a thick twat you, er, thick twat! I'm a fuckin Brit - I hate American football even more than I hate our football - and that's saying summat!
Yes, yer a cunt
glad with the cunt thing we can actually agree on something but stim sesions bring out the cunt in me thats why i go on here and not facebook cuz i could get myself in trouble haha
so your a brit, you don't like football or american football or rugby? don't tell me your a cricket fan thats even worse! unless your a WUM in that case fair play to ya this place is far too sensible these days everyone to scared to offend anyone in case in ruins there dreams of being a BL mod sat in his underpants closing threads before all possible topics can be discussed cuz they love the power, maybe they were bullied at school i dunno nerds find there revenge one way or another.
hope everyone's having a great weekend anyway i'm recovering from last nights rave so just night in a cuppa maybe a crumpet you can like it or lump it dont mean blow my own trumpet find an old thread and bump it. and thats just for the fuck off it no strings
F.U.B.A.R.
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not being ignorant but i'm not watching the link just because i know i'm not gonna be converted and will not ever like american football and i not got time and when your on stims not got the patients for documentaries especially if your unsure its gonna be worth the risk. but cheers anyway
parttime crackhead
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Calm your jets man, it's a fucking IMDB link. There's nothing to watch.
spudgun
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Same as - will watch darts, snooker and even bowles if it's on. That's it. Not interested in watching any game where the players haven't been drinking. And fuck all of that knuckle-dragging tribal shit that goes with being a 'fan'.
Fuck me, gimme some of what yer on mate
buzzin pal
all my others friends have got fed up of me being a cunt so thats why i'm here being a cunt to you lot just because i can. i'm kinda using cunt like rappers use the N word and it takes the sting out of it know what i mean? soon we will be calling our kids cunts in an affectionate way like when they say their first words you can say awww bless the little cunt seems far fetched now but i'm starting a revolution (i had to spell check revolution cuz its a big word for a thick twat) soon i have it all planned out and i'm writing a book which will have the cunt movement in there but will have other interesting things like how to safely have sex with a live toaster whilst not feeling like a loser with advice to get civil partnership with the toaster etc plus morespread the word, don't be absurd cuz you cant polish a turd just learn about the bees and the birds with the G's and the nerds whilst eating lemon curd.
little unfinished poem i wrote but its only a teaser
what a beautiful day don't you think? cant beat a bit of changeable british weather to keep you on ya toes, nothing worse looking outside cloud in the sky so you dress in shorts and t-shirt but no white socks and sandals i'm not that old yet only for it to piss down with rain followed shortly by gigantic hale stones. you get in completely drench and pissed off look outside what do you see? bright hot sunshine and barbecues in the air and you can see why we moan so much about it but even when we get a long hot dry spell people still gotta moan "oh its sooo hot 26 degrees this is too much" oh just fuck off you non pleasing moanings cunts there the same people that go to benidorm blazing hot sun don't say shit posting there orange tango bodys on FB "but its a different heat" oh fuck off the only reason its feels different heat is cuz your away from all the other moaning cunts so you feel less stressed!
feeling peaceful now
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buzzin pal
spread the word, don't be absurd cuz you cant polish a turd just learn about the bees and the birds with the G's and the nerds whilst eating lemon curd.
little unfinished poem i wrote but its only a teaser
what a beautiful day don't you think? cant beat a bit of changeable british weather to keep you on ya toes, nothing worse looking outside cloud in the sky so you dress in shorts and t-shirt but no white socks and sandals i'm not that old yet only for it to piss down with rain followed shortly by gigantic hale stones. you get in completely drench and pissed off look outside what do you see? bright hot sunshine and barbecues in the air and you can see why we moan so much about it but even when we get a long hot dry spell people still gotta moan "oh its sooo hot 26 degrees this is too much" oh just fuck off you non pleasing moanings cunts there the same people that go to benidorm blazing hot sun don't say shit posting there orange tango bodys on FB "but its a different heat" oh fuck off the only reason its feels different heat is cuz your away from all the other moaning cunts so you feel less stressed!
feeling peaceful now
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