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ask an American anything

there's a lot of fast food in America because there's a lot of everything in America really. McDonalds isnt even one of the better ones imo, Sonic and Chik Fil A are both way better.

European versions of American fast food places arent even close to the same product for the record. Ive had both KFC and McDonalds in London, and I threw both of my meals out before I finished it. Ive never seen a piece of chicken with more grease dripping off it than I did at that KFC in London (the building itself was quite posh though, had some kind of upstairs eating area with a seperate bathroom which I called the VIP Bathroom because I did some shots of liquor in there lol).

my brother goes up to the guy at the register and says "hey hows it goin, can I just get some hot sauce packets please?"

and this potential Paki looking dude behind the counter just says "sorry we only have HP sauce"

and Ive seriously never seen a more hilarious look on my brother's face in my life. It was like he wasnt really mad because it was only hot sauce after all, but the more we thought about it the more we actually felt kind of offended. How do you run a fried chicken place and not have hot sauce?

I believe the correct answer is: you dont.

you just scam people who dont know any better out of their money by feeding them slop with the KFC logo on it and pray to god the two tourists who just had their meal ruined dont blow the lid off this whole charade they got going
 
The sauce domination over here is mainly ketchup, mayo or brown it's a surprise if you go to a food place and find any other.
 
RLP said:
Fast food in America is just as greasy and shitty, even if it does have a greater array of condiments.
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false. You guys realize you cant make fun of Americans for being fat while simultaeneously trying to say our food isnt far superior on average compared to an equally priced English meal.

superior food leads to superior toilet facilities, which leads to more janitorial jobs, which lowers unemployment, which brought down Soviet Russia

everyone knows that
 
subotai said:
false. You guys realize you cant make fun of Americans.....
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RLP said:
As an American myself, I'd like to know why you persist in living in that dump of a country when there is so much beauty and culture elsewhere?
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The only difference between the two is slight deviations around local culture (you should see some Asian versions of KFC and McDonalds!), availability and price. I agree about janitors bringing down Communism though.
 
Droppersneck said:
On the way home from the bars on sundays we used to full speed tackle full trash cans put out for pick up. I got a public intoxication for annihilating a trash can once in front of a cop. I got a PI once for chipping empties into on coming traffic etc etc
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Hahahaha

HAHAHAHAHA!

Hilarious stuff

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
subotai said:
there's a lot of fast food in America because there's a lot of everything in America really. McDonalds isnt even one of the better ones imo, Sonic and Chik Fil A are both way better.

European versions of American fast food places arent even close to the same product for the record. Ive had both KFC and McDonalds in London, and I threw both of my meals out before I finished it. Ive never seen a piece of chicken with more grease dripping off it than I did at that KFC in London (the building itself was quite posh though, had some kind of upstairs eating area with a seperate bathroom which I called the VIP Bathroom because I did some shots of liquor in there lol).

my brother goes up to the guy at the register and says "hey hows it goin, can I just get some hot sauce packets please?"

and this potential Paki looking dude behind the counter just says "sorry we only have HP sauce"

and Ive seriously never seen a more hilarious look on my brother's face in my life. It was like he wasnt really mad because it was only hot sauce after all, but the more we thought about it the more we actually felt kind of offended. How do you run a fried chicken place and not have hot sauce?

I believe the correct answer is: you dont.

you just scam people who dont know any better out of their money by feeding them slop with the KFC logo on it and pray to god the two tourists who just had their meal ruined dont blow the lid off this whole charade they got going
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I totally agree with your impression of KFC over here - the simple fact is they don't know how to cook chicken! They get away with it because we English don't really do complaining very well, and if we try it we're more likely to get a mouthful of abuse than satisfaction..
 
subotai said:
false. You guys realize you cant make fun of Americans for being fat while simultaeneously trying to say our food isnt far superior on average compared to an equally priced English meal.
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If you are going to come in here swinging that shit around you better have some contributions to cuisine than the pie barm (meat pie, none of this fruit shit) also known as a Wigan kebab or the pizza crunch, sonny jim.


What is it with products coming in powder form? Mac 'n' Cheese (Cheese powder? U WOT M8 ), Kool Aid etc. The only circumstances in which you should be consuming products that come in powder form is:

A. If they are drugs
B. If you are an astronaut
 
ponch said:
(Cheese powder? U WOT M8 )
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Haha!

What about cheese whizz. Cheese in an aerosol can.

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yum yum
 
wow you guys are so ill-informed I cant even decide where to start and since my American attention span is reaching critical levels im just gonna try and fall asleep now instead of arguing over fast food with a bunch of people who dont know fast food and some small town Oregonian who is clearly lying about his town's fast food situation. It's not that I think what you described is impossible to come across at any point on Earth, I just think you personally are full of shit (RLP)
 
You can't just start a thread like this then bow out when the going gets tough, squire.

Why does MTV no longer play music videos?

Why do american family cars (in 80s/early 90s films at least) have the shittest wood effect I have ever seen in my life down the side of their automobiles? Was that ever a thing? Is it still a thing? This one is quite important so if you could prioritise this one I'd appreciate it.

How many tonnes of peanut butter do you eat on a monthly basis? (Average figure is fine, I don't need a breakdown for the last 6 months)
 
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