Misc What drug will make me cum extremely fast (preferably OTC)?

[pbjman]

I really want to cum as fast as possible (srs). Like....I want to experience premature ejaculation.Is there any drug that does this? Yohimbine makes my penis sensitive, which is good :D

 

[sailor bugg]

Transdermal-V patches. Put on around 50 of them and prepare for euphoria.

 

[PsychedelicHaze]

This is a first lol

 

[pbuilder]

Midget clown porn will do the trick.

 

[ladianios]

I find that whenever I stop opiates I bust nuts like a bat outta he'll, as far as deliberately wanting to look like a sucker in the sack....no clue, nothing comes to mind

 

[TheLostBoys]

What drug will make me not cum? I xum easily on everything, even opiates........

 

[QUARE]

Testosterone i guess

 

[ComfortablyNumb95]

dissociatives maybe, but then I doubt sex will even make senese to you lol

 

[QUARE]

HAHAHAHAHA omfg this one is the best ^^^^^^^^^^

 

[sekio]

SSRIs like dapoxetine or tramadol are good at delaying orgasm.

 

[PsychedelicHaze]

SSRIs like dapoxetine or tramadol are good at delaying orgasm.

LOL. See since everyone is more likely to see threads on how to delay ejaculation the questions are answered on autopilot.

MDMA is the best for me at delaying orgasm though.

 

[ComfortablyNumb95]

I think he was answering TheLostBoys' question.

 

[ParappaTheRapper]

big booty bitches ftw

 

[JunkieDays]

Get addicted to heroin and go through withdrawal.
While in withdrawal, if you accidentally rub your dick on the counter the wrong way, you'll nut. lolz

 

[drewbocop]

Best. Thread. Ever.

 

[Jktm]

If you detox hard enough from high dose benzo's (like greater than 8mg/xanax) and opioids (like 60+mg morphine equivalent/day) you may cum in your pants on accident...this takes months of use though and a very painful experience just so you can make your peter go off like a volcano with nigh zero stimulation lol...

 

[Jktm]

And I agree...

BoB material.

 

[tricomb]

Opioid detoxification.

This thread, as hilarious and stupid as it is, is in violation of our code of conduct and since it does not contribute to Harm Reduction it's of no value here, we don't do "what should I take" threads, refer to the rules before posting please.