Said No Drug Addict Ever

[ComfortablyNumb95]

^lmao

 

[King_Willie]

"nice, it's the cops"

Hahaha. Genuinely laughed.

 

[highhooked]

"Just go ahead and split the dope up evenly" *leaves room*

 

[Waffle Sock]

Hi random stranger. I'm not gonna waste your time with a bogus story. Can you spare me any amount of money so that I can score some crack?

 

[Folley]

Pour some out for da homies..

(a true drug addict would NEVER waste beer)

 

[MrCookiE]

I know,

I'm not stupid, I'm a drug addict

There is a difference!

 

[MrCookiE]

Wel if your so cleaver

Why are you dribbling?

 

[RedRum OG]

"You're sick too? yeah I can lend you some of my dope, man." - junkie to junkie friend

"I'm going to be honest, I'm $3 short for that $20 balloon, so i'll call you back when i get it" - junkie to dealer

"I wouldn't want to be disrespectful or put you at risk by shooting up in your bathroom, so I'll find another one" Junkie to unsuspecting sober friend

"I'll just leave the rest of the coke for tomorrow" anyone, ever

"I can't find a needle. Guess i'll just snort/smoke my dope instead of continuing to look" -Junkie accustomed to banging dope

"Cops are just doing their job man" -- any hard drug user

"That dope rolled all over your disgusting, dirty, dog-hair-y, muddy floor, no way am i shooting that up"

"I'll stick with oxy instead of dope. The high price is totally worth knowing exactly what purity/dosage/quality of product you're getting" - junkie

"After doing (DOC) for days/weeks/months/years straight, the rush and high are just starting to get boring"

 

[GodSpeedK]

"No cash, definitely an i-tunes giftcard please!"

 

[MrCookiE]

No it's not me that smells, I defiantly had a shower this morning.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

The dealer's coming over? Nah, I think I'll pass on getting some dope.

 

[tyler5]

"I dont think i need flunitrazepam (Rohypnol) or brotizolam (Lendormin) for my lifelong insomnia, i'm scared i won't hear the alarm clock and be late for work! I think I'd rather stick with another bottle of valerian oil, please!" - A person who loves hypnotics talking to his psych/gp

 

[MrCookiE]

That mans just dropped his wallet, I must go and give it back to him!

 

[Waffle Sock]

"Can you throw away all those blunt roaches?. Thanks"

 

[BlueSaffron]

I'll just save the rest of this for tomorrow...

 

[SummerSerenade]

Nah, I'm good on one line, don't fancy anymore tonight.

 

[subotai]

so who you votin for?

 

[Waffle Sock]

so who you votin for?

Hahajahahaa

 

[RecoveringPothead]

"I'm gonna wait and smoke this blunt after work. Better to drive safely, avoid getting pulled over and not loose my focus at work."

 

[MrCookiE]

I'm going to stay at school and get a good education, as it's what my parents expect of me.