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Gibberings CLXVII - Mountains of Shit Day in Day Out

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Essays huh, that sucks. Do you go to uni? If so then what are you studying? I've just finished my first year of English Lit, I had shit loads of essays and coursework and stuff but it's a 3 month holiday now thank god.

Yeah, sucks the big one but it's over soon! Yeah I go to uni studying the same as you but in my second year. Three month holiday is a godsend. And you'll look back on your first year and desperately wish for it once the deadlines hit next May ;) Nah English ain't so bad even now, it's not easy but it's a good one if you can bullshit and like reading :D You chosen any interesting modules for next year?

Also Raas what the absolute fuck seriously
 
Can't wait to get my lil' girl in an hour. She went to holiday group today cause I had to collect script n get go recovery group, which I didn't go. So will felt her in a mo n we'll have uncle bens rice n curry. yummm. Surprising how much I miss my lil' one when she's gone a few hours.

On 8 mg subs at mo, doctor thinks I'm on 12 mg :D soon be back on 6 mg

Evey xxxx
 
Yeah, sucks the big one but it's over soon! Yeah I go to uni studying the same as you but in my second year. Three month holiday is a godsend. And you'll look back on your first year and desperately wish for it once the deadlines hit next May ;) Nah English ain't so bad even now, it's not easy but it's a good one if you can bullshit and like reading :D You chosen any interesting modules for next year?

Ahh cool, doing the same course as me, that's a coincidence :P Three month holiday is certainly better than studying, it does get boring though. I need to find some kind of hobby I think.

I am a high class bullshitter so I've always been good at English. I love it as well because this year at least I only had 8 contact hours a week compared to like, full days for some of my flatmates, so I've just been able to laze around and do my own thing. Have I chosen any interesting modules for next year, hmm that is a good question because when I chose it was a few hours before the form was due in and I was hungover as fuck.

I have just looked at my module choices and I'm doing: Chaucer, Epic Ambitions (can't remember what that is aha), Victorian and Decadent Lit and Lit since 1945 plus my creative writing modules (because I do Lit with Creative Writing joint). Should be quite good. I like Chaucer, nobody else wanted to choose it as a module but I did him at A level and quite enjoyed it.

On another note the toilet opposite my room at uni is blocked/broken/something so I have to walk over to the other side of the flat every time I need to piss and it's starting to annoy me.
 
On another note the toilet opposite my room at uni is blocked/broken/something so I have to walk over to the other side of the flat every time I need to piss and it's starting to annoy me.

You could always just piss wherever you fancy. Worked for me in my student days. Probably not for everybody though...
 
WOW... you can read minds as well? Fantastic!

You must tell us all our thoughts, would be extremely interesting ;) Such an incredible honour to have a mind-reader amongst us all :D

Evey

Look, I'm pretty sure you could be this whole debacle behind you if you would just upload a picture of your tits..
 
Beating him off until he cummed all over the place

Aye. I take pride in my work. The customer is always right. Just so long as they supply the cider and fags anyway.

Perishing out on the docks today. If it weren't for the friction burns my poor auld fanny would be frostbitten by now.
 
Ahh cool, doing the same course as me, that's a coincidence :P Three month holiday is certainly better than studying, it does get boring though. I need to find some kind of hobby I think.

I am a high class bullshitter so I've always been good at English. I love it as well because this year at least I only had 8 contact hours a week compared to like, full days for some of my flatmates, so I've just been able to laze around and do my own thing. Have I chosen any interesting modules for next year, hmm that is a good question because when I chose it was a few hours before the form was due in and I was hungover as fuck.

I have just looked at my module choices and I'm doing: Chaucer, Epic Ambitions (can't remember what that is aha), Victorian and Decadent Lit and Lit since 1945 plus my creative writing modules (because I do Lit with Creative Writing joint). Should be quite good. I like Chaucer, nobody else wanted to choose it as a module but I did him at A level and quite enjoyed it.

On another note the toilet opposite my room at uni is blocked/broken/something so I have to walk over to the other side of the flat every time I need to piss and it's starting to annoy me.

Yep, high class bullshitter also. It's a useful talent for the subject and life in general. Also that's not a bad schedule. Mine first year was lax as fuck cos I did Philosophy and English but dropped Philosophy. Mine this year has been awful, 9am starts constantly. Nice module choices, I did Chaucer this year and have enjoyed it, specialised in Medieval lit in general. Not heard of Decadent lit though?

Also I do not miss living in halls. Remember unblocking the shower drain with a coat hanger cos my housemate had really long hair and moulted like hell.

Edit: Spade's Mum! Knew she'd turn up, doin alright Mrs S?
 
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I get up between 5 and 7AM every day of the week. 9AM is a holiday.
 
I suppose when your getting paid to get up at 8am is not so bad, but your actually paying to get up at that time, and its not mandatory.
 
Yep, high class bullshitter also. It's a useful talent for the subject and life in general. Also that's not a bad schedule. Mine first year was lax as fuck cos I did Philosophy and English but dropped Philosophy. Mine this year has been awful, 9am starts constantly. Nice module choices, I did Chaucer this year and have enjoyed it, specialised in Medieval lit in general. Not heard of Decadent lit though?

Also I do not miss living in halls. Remember unblocking the shower drain with a coat hanger cos my housemate had really long hair and moulted like hell.

Edit: Spade's Mum! Knew she'd turn up, doin alright Mrs S?

Yep, high class bullshitter also. It's a useful talent for the subject and life in general. Also that's not a bad schedule. Mine first year was lax as fuck cos I did Philosophy and English but dropped Philosophy. Mine this year has been awful, 9am starts constantly. Nice module choices, I did Chaucer this year and have enjoyed it, specialised in Medieval lit in general. Not heard of Decadent lit though?

Also I do not miss living in halls. Remember unblocking the shower drain with a coat hanger cos my housemate had really long hair and moulted like hell.

True that, can't go wrong with a bit of bullshitting talent in life. Even more for me because I want to become a lawyer haha. My schedule was great, the longest day I had was only 4 hours and I had one full day off every week as well. I had a 9am on Monday but finished afterwards so I usually just went back to bed :P

I think decadent lit is like, fantasy and weird things, can't remember exactly. It'll be something new at least! I generally enjoy newer lit (like after 1900) especially world war 1 and 2 stuff but they didn't have a war literature module this year which I was a bit disappointed about.

Living in hall sucks, which I'd gone for an en suite because I am super picky about everything being clean but fuck it, only a couple of weeks of hellish mess left. I swear, some (most) of my housemates never wash up unless they need something to eat on. There's 11 of them as well which is more than ideal.

And would that I could piss in a bottle or something Sammy G, bit hard being a girl though :P
 
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