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Gibberings CLXVI - You go away for a weekend...

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No sleep just not happening...just bathed and prior to that found the biggest spider I have ever seen attached to shower curtain..I have trapped it in a huge jar which happened to be empty at the mo of lovely radox bath salts..sorry to just butt in with own gibberings..BUT

What do I do with it now..while not being scared of spidey things as such I am not kean, having been awfully brave by trapping the hairy fuck off beast in aforemetioned jar, bottle now gone..will he be Ok untill tuther half can release till tomorrow?

Already this week had to touch and flush dead robin, sparrow and vole 'presents' from cat....

ahhhhhhhh
 
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I have limited experience with cat "presents". Was once presented with a very frightened (and frankly not long for this Earth) mouse by my friend's cat when they left me to look after it. It freaked the fuck out of me watching it get swatted and twatted around and about the place. I took small pity and took it by the tail, swung it longarm then tossed the poor lil fukker into the distance. At least it stood half a chance. Bumpy landing but less claws.
 
Cat often brings presents alive lets them go and gets bored and we have to deal with them. There is nothing like treading barefoot on a pigeon in pitch darkness..often wonder how it gets such huge beasts in..must reverse through cat flap.

But this HUGE spider will it be OK till tomorrow..no ventilation..I don't want it dead I just am currently enjoying it bein in captivity rather than roaming and at large.
 
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You should always strap down your bouncy castle, though I still kind of hoped this would happen to me.

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The children, aged five and six, were lucky to escape with their lives when they fell 15 feet from the bouncy castle before it continued to rise 50 feet into the sky.
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FECK thats high
 
Was an American fella (no really - surely not a drunken redneck... surely not (it was)) who got taken up to several thousand feet attaching helium balloons to his garden chair aiming for floaty comfort. He ended up at chartered plane altitude and shot his way back down one balloon at a time. This is why America rules the waves these days. They really are that stupid and really are that bolthard.
 
Are you suggesting I attach spider jar to hellium balloons bundle and set freeeeee...little involved for this time of night but an idea none the less..hmm which political party was it that used to in the '90s let balloons filled with canabis seeds? Oh tired sorry gybberings real gybberish.8)
 
Bollox guess I'm not sleeping tonight and work tomorrow that's going to be entertaining
 
If your bored Allein you can help me do some construction CAD steel fabrication detailing if you want, a few thousands clicks and lines per hour and we should be done by morning. As a treat I lay on my floor for a bit, then come on here and read news.
 
I think it's now nearly 3 years since I've had a drink, I do miss it sometimes mainly on social stuff, but I'm better off leaving it alone. Mrs A enjoys a glass of wine...or 3 but has self control unlike I
 
mattnotrik said:
If your bored Allein you can help me do some construction CAD steel fabrication detailing if you want, a few thousands clicks and lines per hour and we should be done by morning. As a treat I lay on my floor for a bit, then come on here and read news.
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Bollox I only work for the exorbitant salary Ive managed to secure against all odds, I used to do some CAD stuff years ago, I created some Gerber (sp?) files for the front panel of a piece of survey equipment I brought to market (for my employer) messed around with something else for the patent my name is on, I don't own it but it's nice to have my name on something other than a summons
 
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Cat often brings presents alive lets them go and gets bored and we have to deal with them. There is nothing like treading barefoot on a pigeon in pitch darkness..often wonder how it gets such huge beasts in..must reverse through cat flap.

But this HUGE spider will it be OK till tomorrow..no ventilation..I don't want it dead I just am currently enjoying it bein in captivity rather than roaming and at large.
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It will be fine for now. Spiders can live for a few days in a jar with no ventilation.
 
I fukin hate spiders, I've learnt not to freak out in front of the kids but I'm at all keen. Mrs A generally gets rid or the hairy hound 'deals' with them. I keep my garage / workshop clean and tidy to ensure they don't try and take it for their own:sus:
 
Shambles said:
I have limited experience with cat "presents". Was once presented with a very frightened (and frankly not long for this Earth) mouse by my friend's cat when they left me to look after it. It freaked the fuck out of me watching it get swatted and twatted around and about the place. I took small pity and took it by the tail, swung it longarm then tossed the poor lil fukker into the distance. At least it stood half a chance. Bumpy landing but less claws.
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/mice-feel-pain-just-like-humans-1970004.html

Mice 'feel pain' just like humans


laboratory mice grimace when they feel pain much like humans, according to a controversial study into measuring painful discomfort in animals, published in the journal Nature Methods
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As a Christian, this is one of the very few questions of life I cannot answer: Why is nature such a bitch. Saw my cat catch a mouse the other day... so I turned my head and thought "I'll let nature do it's course in it's beautiful way"... 10 minutes later I returned and the poor frikkin mouse was still alive. For whatever reason, our sicko cat didn't want to kill it.
 
Without wishing to offend that's a pretty big question you have on your hands there
 
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