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inflorescence said:
So back to the Rhianna VS Shakira debate 8o

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and you're only jealous Shambles you admitted as much :p
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It's true. When even Shakira can grow a better beard than me there's something gone horribly wrong :!

With or without beards neither do damn thing for me I must admit. I sometimes wonder if I actually contain any male DNA cos y'all fellas have the most atrocious taste in women at times. Seems that goes for the womens too. It's lucky I know my taste is good cos otherwise I'd be seriously questioning things :sus:
 
Have to say Shambles I don't think either of em is overtly attractive to my personal tastes but Shakira does have the edge.
I wouldn't go even jokingly question your maleness. Aesthetics are a strange thing. Attraction on the surface and chemical/physical attraction in the flesh not necessarily going together and if you find the full package- wowser.

I have never understood people that have a 'type' really either. Saying that I am sure I uttered some bollocks in my early 20s that men must be a minimum of 6ft and have all their own hair at the very least..fuck knows where that came from..I do do like green eyes though..they make me feel all wooshy..off to have a lie down. <3
 
Rhianna is a babe... but really not a fan of short hair, dunno what hair shes got now but fuck that short hair... Shakira yes plz but both nice

and infro .. you legend haha love ya bruvva ;p <3
 
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<3 You are such a wrong en.

But below is a computer-generated image of a woman who possesses a combination of ideal features, as determined from a survey of men:

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inflorescence said:
I have never understood people that have a 'type' really either. Saying that I am sure I uttered some bollocks in my early 20s that men must be a minimum of 6ft and have all their own hair at the very least..fuck knows where that came from..I do do like green eyes though..they make me feel all wooshy..off to have a lie down. <3
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I've never really had a "type" either. I've honestly never really looked at a woman and felt that was enough. I do need to know a bit more than just what she looks like - I just don't find pix especially moving no matter what they look like. I may well find either of the above attractive in person if I knew them but to look at there's just nothing there. I can see somebody ticks "attractive" boxes but they never actually attract me unless I find them interesting and amusing company.

I have wondered about individual traits - I know I prefer dark hair to blonde, for example - but in reality they don't seem to really matter all that much. If I were designing an ideal woman she would have dark hair but if a blonde gal happens to be generally pleasing I really don't give much of a shit. Same goes with more or less any physical traits as far as I can tell. I know from experience that even people I'm initially specifically unattracted to have ended up being rather smitten with upon knowing them.
 
I have no type either, I've had many crushes on loads of non-handsome / non-pretty people before just because they're cheeky or made me laugh.

Looks are just the tip of the iceberg imo and the only time I notice what someone looks like is during sex really
 
Find 'em both incredibly generic and instantly forgettable myself. Taste is a funny ol' thing. I did see Shakira interviewed once though and she did make me laugh so gets the nod on that alone cos I don't recall ever hearing owt Rihanna said other than summat about an umbrella which didn't really make a huge impression to be honest.
 
Probably but can't say that stuck in mind either. I really don't keep up with popular culture much. At all. I do recall she made me laugh though which given I'm probably a bit biased against on pure principle does bode well. I can't stand her music but she does seem unusually entertaining for such people.
 
Dose anyone know where I can get some Shakira bed covers from because I've come to the realisation that's the closest I'm going get to sleeping with her.
 
You could always spunk on a pic of her and post it on cumonprintedpics.com....

I daresay you wouldn't be the first though.
 
Lol yeah it's a thing, pretty specialist interest if you ask me!

Have a gander, although it's exactly as it sounnds.
 
^^Owen, I've jus had a quick look on that site hahaha

What a wonderful thing the internet is lol
 
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