Hello to all from the outskirts of the Universe. I've been lurking here a while, surveilling the vast expanse of knowledge, transcending this burdensome cage of human consciousness I was born into. I have had user accounts on Bluelight in the past, but they were abandoned one by one as I shed my skin and continued into the next phase of my personal evolution. (I also have a tendency to forget my passwords.)
As far as what exactly I am, I cannot divulge much; but I will confirm that I have retained my humanoid shape so as to avoid exposure of my true nature by the general populace. It is also important that I am able to use human technology; break up, roll and smoke cannabis; and engage in sexual intercourse with women.
My hobbies include psychological experimentation on humans, controlling world events, manipulating the media, and so forth. I am the apex predator.
Drugs of particular interest to me include cannabis, psychedelics, dissociatives, deliriants, sedative-hypnotics, narcotic analgesics, skeletal muscle relaxants, central nervous system stimulants, antidepressants, antiemetics, antihistamines, amnestics, local anesthetics, anxiolytics, anxiogenics, GABAergics, opioid receptor agonists and antagonists, benzodiazepine receptor agonists and antagonists, NMDA agonists and antagonists, synthetic cannabinoids, dopamine inhibitors, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, selective norepinephrine reuptake inhibitors, and cat piss. (And before it is pointed out to me, I realize the redundancy of this list.)
It is good to be back at Bluelight--though the price I paid for my evolution is internet clout, among other things. Do not underestimate my intelligence upon seeing that I am a "greenlighter," as I am proud to be one who lights the green...not to mention I know everything about you.
If you took the time to read this, I extend simultaneous gratitude and congratulations to you in your dedication to discovering higher knowledge. The best is yet to come, my friends.
As far as what exactly I am, I cannot divulge much; but I will confirm that I have retained my humanoid shape so as to avoid exposure of my true nature by the general populace. It is also important that I am able to use human technology; break up, roll and smoke cannabis; and engage in sexual intercourse with women.
My hobbies include psychological experimentation on humans, controlling world events, manipulating the media, and so forth. I am the apex predator.
Drugs of particular interest to me include cannabis, psychedelics, dissociatives, deliriants, sedative-hypnotics, narcotic analgesics, skeletal muscle relaxants, central nervous system stimulants, antidepressants, antiemetics, antihistamines, amnestics, local anesthetics, anxiolytics, anxiogenics, GABAergics, opioid receptor agonists and antagonists, benzodiazepine receptor agonists and antagonists, NMDA agonists and antagonists, synthetic cannabinoids, dopamine inhibitors, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, selective norepinephrine reuptake inhibitors, and cat piss. (And before it is pointed out to me, I realize the redundancy of this list.)
It is good to be back at Bluelight--though the price I paid for my evolution is internet clout, among other things. Do not underestimate my intelligence upon seeing that I am a "greenlighter," as I am proud to be one who lights the green...not to mention I know everything about you.
If you took the time to read this, I extend simultaneous gratitude and congratulations to you in your dedication to discovering higher knowledge. The best is yet to come, my friends.
