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The Up-the-Rear End Thread UNCUT! - Approach with caution

Haha nope, just a spot of ulcerative colitis. An autoimmune disease where your immune system starts attacking the healthy tissue of your colon. Mine went off the scale about 18 months ago and my colon swelled up and exploded inside me. I'm grateful for the surgeon who made the call to do the emergency surgery! I was poisoning myself from the inside with my own shit. Apparently you get about 48 hours before it wipes out your liver and kidneys. Was in intensive care for a week and then in hospital for about 6 more with a post operative ileus, where your small bowel stops working. Had to be fed through a picc line, and was vomiting about 4 litres of green bile a day, through an NG tube in my nose. Not the highlight of my life. Have since had two more surgeries to form a j-pouch, which is a sort of mini colon made from small bowel. But they have to leave a bit of rectum to attach it to, which is still able to get colitis. My surgeon cut mine too long, which might make it unviable long term (but I'm not mad at him, he saved my life).

I never plugged any drugs when I had a healthy rectum and colon, I don't think I'd risk it now. I think the bioavailability of drugs would be closer to oral anyhow, since I'd be putting them directly into small intestine.
 
What would happen if somebody in your situation were to plug drugs never once occurred to me. As you say it probably would be nearer an oral dose than a plugged effect. Probably best to keep it as a hypothetical - for once I won't be recommending podgering as being the way forward ;)
 
Roganjosh, I've said it before, you are an amazing person, I don't know how you can talk about your extremely serious health issues kind of lightheartedly. I wish you the best outcome, you are so young as well xx
 
How old are you roganjosh? If you don't mind me asking.

Talking openly about a potentially embarrassing condition like yours really is a great thing though, opens up discussion of things from others and ultimately the more that happens the more lives are saved.
 
roganjosh said:
Haha nope, just a spot of ulcerative colitis. An autoimmune disease where your immune system starts attacking the healthy tissue of your colon. Mine went off the scale about 18 months ago and my colon swelled up and exploded inside me. I'm grateful for the surgeon who made the call to do the emergency surgery! I was poisoning myself from the inside with my own shit. Apparently you get about 48 hours before it wipes out your liver and kidneys. Was in intensive care for a week and then in hospital for about 6 more with a post operative ileus, where your small bowel stops working. Had to be fed through a picc line, and was vomiting about 4 litres of green bile a day, through an NG tube in my nose. Not the highlight of my life. Have since had two more surgeries to form a j-pouch, which is a sort of mini colon made from small bowel. But they have to leave a bit of rectum to attach it to, which is still able to get colitis. My surgeon cut mine too long, which might make it unviable long term (but I'm not mad at him, he saved my life).

I never plugged any drugs when I had a healthy rectum and colon, I don't think I'd risk it now. I think the bioavailability of drugs would be closer to oral anyhow, since I'd be putting them directly into small intestine.
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OMG that terrible, Josh, thank god they saved you. How dreadful. I'm so very glad you're able to talk to us about your probs you know we're here for you anytime you need to talk.

Take care,
Evey xxxx
 
roganjosh said:
Haha nope, just a spot of ulcerative colitis. An autoimmune disease where your immune system starts attacking the healthy tissue of your colon.
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Bloody hell hon! 8o That's terrible!
Shambles said:
It's easy to take an arse for granted but I'm certainly more grateful for mine being in reasonable working order than I ever have been before.
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Quoted For Truth.
 
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Yeah I suddenly feel bad about moaning about having the shits this morning.

Excellent thread title also. Carry on.
 
omen_owen mk2 said:
How old are you roganjosh? If you don't mind me asking.
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I'm 30. Colitis usually rears it head in people in their mid 20s (but can happen at any time), and in retrospect I probably had a few milder bouts that went undiagnosed before the big one.

Thanks for the support guys, but I really didn't mean to make this thread go all serious, it is the shit thread after all.

Fun fact about shit from an ileostomy or j-pouch, it doesn't actually smell of shit, because I don't have any of the bacteria that lives in the colon, and it doesn't stick around for a day or two to have time to break down and get smelly. Its more likely to smell just like whatever you last ate actually.
 
That is indeed an interesting fact. I've known a couple of people who had a bag but never thought to ask and the information was never offered. Live and learn, eh? :)

Given we're talking of arses and what can go horribly wrong with them... one of the two people I knew who had a bag gained his in fairly spectacular fashion. Friend of his had a weed grow in his loft and a few people had gone round to have a general gawp and drool at the crop. This fella was stood on a barstool looking into the loft when he slipped, the barstool flipped over, and one of the legs went straight up his bum'ole on the way down. Nearly killed him - ripped right though his intestines and hit a kidney from memory. Fukkin' OW!!! Was in hospital for quite a while but certainly had a tale to tell when he got out. I shudder every time I think of it. Lawdy that must've stung a bit 8(
 
I had a mate who had the same thing happen to him but it was a fence pole I was there when it happened (was 14 at the time freaked me right out)......he spent about a month in hospital but made a full recovery thank fuck!
 
I saw somebody impaled on a railway fence (big spiky iron jobby) when she tried to climb over it. Was impaled through the knee and left hanging upside down by it over a railway bridge. Think I was similar age - couple years younger - and certainly freaked me. She was there for a good hour whilst me and a mate took their bikes and went for help. Can't even begin to imagine just how unpleasant that must have been. To put it mildly. AFAIK her arse was unscathed.
 
Shambles said:
That is indeed an interesting fact. I've known a couple of people who had a bag but never thought to ask and the information was never offered. Live and learn, eh? :)

Given we're talking of arses and what can go horribly wrong with them... one of the two people I knew who had a bag gained his in fairly spectacular fashion. Friend of his had a weed grow in his loft and a few people had gone round to have a general gawp and drool at the crop. This fella was stood on a barstool looking into the loft when he slipped, the barstool flipped over, and one of the legs went straight up his bum'ole on the way down. Nearly killed him - ripped right though his intestines and hit a kidney from memory. Fukkin' OW!!! Was in hospital for quite a while but certainly had a tale to tell when he got out. I shudder every time I think of it. Lawdy that must've stung a bit 8(
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Ahahahahahaha!

Imagine explaining that when you got to hospital as well whilst they're all just nodding and thinking this dude's been buttfucked by a horse or something.
 
I think he actually had to be ambulanced into hospital with it still up him. Needed to be surgically removed cos of all the damage. He very nearly died - was a nasty bizniz... but you can't help laughing. It involves arses so is intrinsically funny. Oddly enough he was known a Knock. Only just occurred to me. No relation.
 
You see, I read stories like that and think, what I've been through ain't so bad.

Reminds me of when I was a teenager in Cornwall, we lived quite close to some old tin mine workings, a sort of valley that had been quarried out, leaving some amazing mountain bike trails. Me and my old man (was and still is a fairly athletic, adventurous type) got quite into riding up there in the evenings on our mountain bikes, caning it down one side of the valley and up the other, getting some pretty good air off the jumps on the other side. One night I was following him and witnessed him take a landing pretty hard and sit back down in the saddle more firmly than he ought to have. He seemed alright though and we played about for a while longer and then went home and to bed. Next thing I know it's about 4am and my Mum is waking me up to say don't wonder where they were if I wake up to an empty house, but she's just popping in the hospital with Dad. Apparently he'd sat back down on the saddle even harder than it looked and the front of it had ventured inwards somewhat. But obviously being a real man he didn't say he was in rather a lot of pain or anything and had carried on like normal, until the middle of the night when his rectum had prolapsed slightly and Mum demanded he go to a&e. Think he was in hospital for about a week after that heh. He still rides trials / downhill mtb on his trusty Whyte PRST 1 (look it up if you're into bikes, unique swing arm front forks) to this day, just a couple of years off 60. Nutter.
 
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