Dirty Jersey Part II "JERSEY WE GO HARD, WE GO HARD"

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Holy Mackrel, there's like a hundred moderators on this site.

Well, Laika, I'm glad you aren't cocky and mean like Mr. Scagnattie. He hurt my feelings.

Hey anybody ever get stuff in Pleasantville, NJ ? Huh ??
 
Dude, shut the truck. I am not a "troll."

Anybody who uses the word troll is a dork and has no business doing drugs.

So..........show me something on this thread that is even remotely interesting. Be specific.

I'm trying to do something for God's sakes.

This is a fucking drug forum, and it's nothing but silence and crickets.

I don't care if anybody "cares," Moderator. What in the world would anybody care aboot on this thread?

And the limited stuff I have read from this site is pretty much useless. Here's how it goes......

A thread pops up concerning Baltimore heroin and drug corners.......

Dudes chime in aboot how scketchy it is buying on the street.

Dudes chime in aboot how they have a connect that meets them in a better hood.

Raw dope

Scramble

Grey raw dope....

Then the moderators threaten action because someone mentions a street or seems to be hunting for info....

Moderator threatens some more.......

Thread gets closed !!

WHOO HOOO, Boy Howdy !!!

Oh, Mr Scagnattie, sweets, you couldn't ignore me if you tried. What is with you internet moderators? You guys are all on some kind of "power" trip. It's quite amusing.

Don't ever call me a troll again. And what can you do on here? You can't mention spots, you can't bro-down with other dopers..........How you can have rules on a friggin heroin site. These guys on here suck penis for heroin money......and rob CVS of baby formula to sell to bodegas.


If you don't like the site, the forums, the people... then what are you doing here? Trust me, we wouldn't even know you'd left.. ha. This the most popular drug hr site on the net, growing everyday with hundreds of thousands of members.. if you have a problem with it, cool, it's not for everyone.. but staying here just to talk shit is just embarrassing and you'd think you'd wanna do something better with your time than to "troll" an internet forum.

So.. bye bye now.

---->There's the door.
 
If you don't like the site, the forums, the people... then what are you doing here? Trust me, we wouldn't even know you'd left.. ha. This the most popular drug hr site on the net, growing everyday with hundreds of thousands of members.. if you have a problem with it, cool, it's not for everyone.. but staying here just to talk shit is just embarrassing and you'd think you'd wanna do something better with your time than to "troll" an internet forum.

So.. bye bye now.

---->There's the door.
It's my fault man. The troll read my previous post and is infatuated with my extra large hard dick.
 
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idk what he's talking about for the record, Philly and South Jersey ARE NOT associated and DO NOT endorse each other in any way
 
Mr Scagnattie, you got a problem? I didn't do shit to you. You came at me throwing around some troll shit. You got a problem you come down here and see me. I'd come up there, but my driver's license is suspended until 2021.

Subotai: Philly and South Jersey aren't connected? What are you a complete moron? Yeah, we have no connections. Wow, I don't know what is wrong with youse guys. Obviously, you guys aren't very bright. A sure sign of that is those who complain aboot posts with some substance to them, as they submit three-word monosyllabic posts.

If your post is only four words long, THEN IT IS NOT WORTH POSTING.

Subotai, I could go on aboot how Philly and South Jersey are connected, but I won't because you probably don't have the attention span. Hey when the Flyers play the Rangers in Philly, in a few days, do you think they'll be anybody from South Jersey there? Maybe? My God, why did I read The Philadelphia Inquirer today ?? I just wasted my time.......

Yeah, there's some South Philly types who don't think they have ties with anybody outside of Oregon Ave..........and there's some New Jersey separatist types, but these people are the exceptions not the rule.

Welderman, stop talking aboot your penis. You can't even get an erection with all of that Bisquik you shoot. And Mr. Scagnattie your posts are awesome. They are informative and entertaining. Lets see, that last one was killer..

" Well can you blame him? Who wouldn't be? Ha ha "

Wow, that was great. So, I'm a troll trying to put some HUMMPPHH into a "JERSEY GOES HARD" thread, and you are making dick jokes like a 12-year-old on the playground. Really, Scags, who else is even representing Jersey properly on this thread? Nobody. At least I have a bit of Jersey attitude. Hey aren't you supposed to start the, " I'll ban you" threats. Good lord what kind of internet moderator are you. And baby cakes, I don't spend all day on here. Surely, I can spend five minutes a day with you guys. So don't worry aboot me wasting my time.

Oh hey yo, I'll be in Camden later this afternoon. If any of you dumb, little, dope-addicted white boys, who think they are from Camden because they live near the place, want to scrap, be at the Walter Rand around 5:00 pm and hold a sign saying, "SOUTH JETTY BILL"

I'll WHACK YOU OFF.
 
i'd love to meet you bill we could smoke rocks and rob white boi's together like true jamal stereotypes. GJ
 
Mr Scagnattie, you got a problem? I didn't do shit to you. You came at me throwing around some troll shit. You got a problem you come down here and see me. I'd come up there, but my driver's license is suspended until 2021.

Subotai: Philly and South Jersey aren't connected? What are you a complete moron? Yeah, we have no connections. Wow, I don't know what is wrong with youse guys. Obviously, you guys aren't very bright. A sure sign of that is those who complain aboot posts with some substance to them, as they submit three-word monosyllabic posts.

If your post is only four words long, THEN IT IS NOT WORTH POSTING.

Subotai, I could go on aboot how Philly and South Jersey are connected, but I won't because you probably don't have the attention span. Hey when the Flyers play the Rangers in Philly, in a few days, do you think they'll be anybody from South Jersey there? Maybe? My God, why did I read The Philadelphia Inquirer today ?? I just wasted my time.......

Yeah, there's some South Philly types who don't think they have ties with anybody outside of Oregon Ave..........and there's some New Jersey separatist types, but these people are the exceptions not the rule.

Welderman, stop talking aboot your penis. You can't even get an erection with all of that Bisquik you shoot. And Mr. Scagnattie your posts are awesome. They are informative and entertaining. Lets see, that last one was killer..

" Well can you blame him? Who wouldn't be? Ha ha "

Wow, that was great. So, I'm a troll trying to put some HUMMPPHH into a "JERSEY GOES HARD" thread, and you are making dick jokes like a 12-year-old on the playground. Really, Scags, who else is even representing Jersey properly on this thread? Nobody. At least I have a bit of Jersey attitude. Hey aren't you supposed to start the, " I'll ban you" threats. Good lord what kind of internet moderator are you. And baby cakes, I don't spend all day on here. Surely, I can spend five minutes a day with you guys. So don't worry aboot me wasting my time.

Oh hey yo, I'll be in Camden later this afternoon. If any of you dumb, little, dope-addicted white boys, who think they are from Camden because they live near the place, want to scrap, be at the Walter Rand around 5:00 pm and hold a sign saying, "SOUTH JETTY BILL"

I'll WHACK YOU OFF.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^<---------that might be the wrong choice of words. And this is coming from the guy talking about his dick. Unless of course you really are into jacking guys off not my thing but I don't think any less of you nothing wrong with being a homosexual. If I ever decide to go gay I'll take you up on the hand job.
 
welderman its HR to let him man the glory hole instead of robbing a CVS or something for baby formula for the bodegas
 
We are a compassionate and understanding group of people. I am being extra fucking nice because it is a religious holiday. You won't catch me being a goddamn rude asshole. Noting but live and understanding for my fellow bluelighters today. I should get a Nobel peace prize for being so good to humanity. I would kill for the Nobel peace prize because I'm so dedicated to peace.
 
I see no compassion here. I was attacked unjustly. Listen people, I can't let a thread called, " Jersey Goes Hard " go the way it was going. I have too much Jersey pride. There was nothing going on here. At least I have threatened Scags to some pugging and offered to whack you guys off. I'm a swell fellow. You guys would just love me.

I didn't really talk aboot my penis, Welderman. Penis, is the correct term, not "dick." I just mentioned that my penis hurt the other day.

Now listen, I understand that y'all's moods are going to be polarized depending on whether you're dopesick or got some fire. It's ok, I understand.

"Jamals," I gather, is the clever nod to Afros Americans. Interesting that one talks aboot stereotypes while simultaneously referring to a race of people as "Jamals." Interesting. That's a good one.
 
man just give it some time you'll understand the random banter and humor that goes around this place. If any of it offends you i can handle an infraction i give no fucks honestly. I know me personally your first couple posts were what i would call ebonics. Not many people wanted to read it or try to understand what kinda dope you were fucking on.

the reason its jamal's is because ive never seen any other race with someone named jamal....

but really everyone here is mostly just tryin to get by and this place is helping them in some way whether it be humor or motivation or a stern "you're a fucking idiot". Its a microcosm of drug users man.
 
people from south jersey are still connected to Philly

it doesnt go both ways, especially since gambling in PA is so hot right now and the shore is even dirtier than it was before Sandy

Mack and Mancos charged with tax evasion, what the fuck do you guys even have going for you now that Jersey Shore is off MTV and nobody gives a fuck about snooki's baby?

your own governor is clearly a bitch who's probably heavily vested in the mack & mancos case but only so he can get free delivery
 
I see no compassion here. I was attacked unjustly. Listen people, I can't let a thread called, " Jersey Goes Hard " go the way it was going. I have too much Jersey pride. There was nothing going on here. At least I have threatened Scags to some pugging and offered to whack you guys off. I'm a swell fellow. You guys would just love me.

I didn't really talk aboot my penis, Welderman. Penis, is the correct term, not "dick." I just mentioned that my penis hurt the other day.

Now listen, I understand that y'all's moods are going to be polarized depending on whether you're dopesick or got some fire. It's ok, I understand.

"Jamals," I gather, is the clever nod to Afros Americans. Interesting that one talks aboot stereotypes while simultaneously referring to a race of people as "Jamals." Interesting. That's a good one.
You sound like a swell fellow to me. Let the hand job commence.
 
Internet forums are all the same. I swear the limited ones I've been on - it's all the same. The same thing happens like friggin clockwork orange every time. Every time.................

I get a few unmotivated insults, and a moderator comment. Then the jealous types who don't have any intelligence or wit start coming out of the forest, and then the banning threats start flying. It's all the same. I'm used to surfing message boards, and I was blown away by the serious nature there. Dude, it's a friggin Jeff Spicoli surfing message board. It's not a cancer survivor message board. Ya know what it is that I be sayin"

Anyway, I hear the same garbage anywhere I go, yet by the end, I become a mythological hero. Why heck, I won Swellinfo.com's Memeber of the Year award for 2013. And Member Achievement of the Year, also.

So I got that going for me, which is nice.

Hey, why are internet message board moderators so damn uptight? They are always so uptight. I don't know much aboot these moderator dudes here, but it's a message board for dudes who shoot bags of Super Buick into their arms (old defunct brand, so chill out). How can there be any rules and regulations? That's just crazy.

Post it all and let God sort it out.

JUNKIE DAYS.........don't ever say I'll eat dirt.

South Jersey? Where you at, partner? You from Haddonfield, I bet. Or maybe Morrestown. If you from Marlton, I'll get you up good.

It's ok if someone from New York or Baltimore insults me, but I do not take trash talking from my own kind. So, you will apologize or reveal yourself to me. Listen dude, I was YARD DOG at the Atlantic County Justice Facility, and I stepped-up to the biggest Muslim in my dorm. Yeah, mother trucker had my pillow. Those sons bitches decided to give us these plastic-like pillows, all of a sudden, at 4:30 am. We didn't have no pillows, then all of a sudden they give us pillows.........at 4:30 am.

I was on the afternoon kitchen shift that day, as YARD DOG, and was half-asleep when some fool said, " You want this?"

I as all, " Nahhhhh...." I didn't even know what it was at the time !!!! I DIDN'T KNOW !!! I was half-asleep. But then later that morning I found out, and learned some Pollack Town G had it. That's Pollack Town in Camden (Whitman Park -there's no Poles left there anymore). So I had to get at him for my pillow. Ya know what it that I be sayin'?

Wow, my penis hurts. Any of youse guys ever have your penis hurt?

I got some good waves today, and was hoping on getting twenty bucks in the mail. I ran into this son bitch a month ago who has some small bags of decent dope. I was going to call him today, but my money never showed. Maybe tomorrow, huh? I don't like that guy because he acts like a real dip wit ghetto trash on the phone. In person, he's cool, but on the phone it's like he purposely tries to sound retarded. But I don't have the scratch to get to Camden, and I'm not really trying to get policed on the streets. Ya know what it is that I be sayin'?

Hey would any of y'all give me some money?

Don't care, bro. I'm not from any of those towns. lol.
I don't give a flying fuck if you live on skid-row, that doesn't make you a hard ass, ya candy ass duck. lol

Lol dude ur really fucking pretentious..

Im in bellmawr by the way

And i kno junkie days hes a good man..

As i was reading your post this is all i could think about that old copy pasta everyone knows

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


Replace navy seals wit yard dog

And boom..

Lmfao! Yeah, man.. that's what I thought of as soon as I got done reading his candy ass story. Navy seal copypasta.

Oh hey yo, I'll be in Camden later this afternoon. If any of you dumb, little, dope-addicted white boys, who think they are from Camden because they live near the place, want to scrap, be at the Walter Rand around 5:00 pm and hold a sign saying, "SOUTH JETTY BILL"

I'll WHACK YOU OFF.

What? You gonna whack me off, bro?
Sweet! see you at 5, bb.
 
Mr Scagnattie, you got a problem? I didn't do shit to you. You came at me throwing around some troll shit. You got a problem you come down here and see me. I'd come up there, but my driver's license is suspended until 2021.

Subotai: Philly and South Jersey aren't connected? What are you a complete moron? Yeah, we have no connections. Wow, I don't know what is wrong with youse guys. Obviously, you guys aren't very bright. A sure sign of that is those who complain aboot posts with some substance to them, as they submit three-word monosyllabic posts.

If your post is only four words long, THEN IT IS NOT WORTH POSTING.

Subotai, I could go on aboot how Philly and South Jersey are connected, but I won't because you probably don't have the attention span. Hey when the Flyers play the Rangers in Philly, in a few days, do you think they'll be anybody from South Jersey there? Maybe? My God, why did I read The Philadelphia Inquirer today ?? I just wasted my time.......

Yeah, there's some South Philly types who don't think they have ties with anybody outside of Oregon Ave..........and there's some New Jersey separatist types, but these people are the exceptions not the rule.

Welderman, stop talking aboot your penis. You can't even get an erection with all of that Bisquik you shoot. And Mr. Scagnattie your posts are awesome. They are informative and entertaining. Lets see, that last one was killer..

" Well can you blame him? Who wouldn't be? Ha ha "

Wow, that was great. So, I'm a troll trying to put some HUMMPPHH into a "JERSEY GOES HARD" thread, and you are making dick jokes like a 12-year-old on the playground. Really, Scags, who else is even representing Jersey properly on this thread? Nobody. At least I have a bit of Jersey attitude. Hey aren't you supposed to start the, " I'll ban you" threats. Good lord what kind of internet moderator are you. And baby cakes, I don't spend all day on here. Surely, I can spend five minutes a day with you guys. So don't worry aboot me wasting my time.

Oh hey yo, I'll be in Camden later this afternoon. If any of you dumb, little, dope-addicted white boys, who think they are from Camden because they live near the place, want to scrap, be at the Walter Rand around 5:00 pm and hold a sign saying, "SOUTH JETTY BILL"

I'll WHACK YOU OFF.
Lilczey
sniff
roxi
lol

Was that 4?
 
Mr Scagnattie, you got a problem? I didn't do shit to you. You came at me throwing around some troll shit. You got a problem you come down here and see me. I'd come up there, but my driver's license is suspended until 2021.

Subotai: Philly and South Jersey aren't connected? What are you a complete moron? Yeah, we have no connections. Wow, I don't know what is wrong with youse guys. Obviously, you guys aren't very bright. A sure sign of that is those who complain aboot posts with some substance to them, as they submit three-word monosyllabic posts.

If your post is only four words long, THEN IT IS NOT WORTH POSTING.

Subotai, I could go on aboot how Philly and South Jersey are connected, but I won't because you probably don't have the attention span. Hey when the Flyers play the Rangers in Philly, in a few days, do you think they'll be anybody from South Jersey there? Maybe? My God, why did I read The Philadelphia Inquirer today ?? I just wasted my time.......

Yeah, there's some South Philly types who don't think they have ties with anybody outside of Oregon Ave..........and there's some New Jersey separatist types, but these people are the exceptions not the rule.

Welderman, stop talking aboot your penis. You can't even get an erection with all of that Bisquik you shoot. And Mr. Scagnattie your posts are awesome. They are informative and entertaining. Lets see, that last one was killer..

" Well can you blame him? Who wouldn't be? Ha ha "

Wow, that was great. So, I'm a troll trying to put some HUMMPPHH into a "JERSEY GOES HARD" thread, and you are making dick jokes like a 12-year-old on the playground. Really, Scags, who else is even representing Jersey properly on this thread? Nobody. At least I have a bit of Jersey attitude. Hey aren't you supposed to start the, " I'll ban you" threats. Good lord what kind of internet moderator are you. And baby cakes, I don't spend all day on here. Surely, I can spend five minutes a day with you guys. So don't worry aboot me wasting my time.

Oh hey yo, I'll be in Camden later this afternoon. If any of you dumb, little, dope-addicted white boys, who think they are from Camden because they live near the place, want to scrap, be at the Walter Rand around 5:00 pm and hold a sign saying, "SOUTH JETTY BILL"

I'll WHACK YOU OFF.
Lol nigga if i didnt have mah daughter or if i wasnt clean off dope for a few years now i wud i really wud..

On mah fuckin daughter bruh yu'd get your fuckin teeth Thru tha bac of yo head..

But nah i aint gotta live like dat no mo bruh.. and neither do yu..

I bet yu the same type of motherfucker that stands at the riverline waiting for fiends to scary to walk to north by they selfs..

Better yet yu prolly tha same type to rob his own kind.. filth if yu ask me cuz the junkie that takes from his own people.. and never face to face but "ill b right back" or "yeah those are zanns for sure papi" type nigga type of nigga to rob a buM or the type of nigga to rob rich white kids at hess lookin for weed or molly..

Yu notice most of us on here are cool wit each other cuz we kno each of our struggles cuz they are, are own.. you tho.. you have no home.. you have no brothers, no one that understands your struggle.. you are alone..

If yu werent such a arrogant pos maybe your bluelight experience wud b differnt..

Been here since fucking "06 seen your type come n go..

My name rings fucking bells nigga camden county to trenton nigga yu better pick them lil baby nutz up before yu try to walk around this mother fucker like ur better then the rest of us..
 
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Yo dawg, you think I'm being serious on the internet?

Dude, go back and reread my posts. I take nothing seriously except the stuff I take serious.

Yes, I know of Belmar in Monmouth County, and Bellmawr in Camden County. Being from Bellmawr still doesn't allow you to claim Camden City baby. I know everything aboot New Jersey.

Which leads me to this: North Jersey sucks. North Jersey is horrible, and all the people are New York City-wannabes who smell bad from toxic waste dumps and landfills. They are the ones who give New Jersey its bad name.

South Jersey and Philly is the balls we are the best.
Bro n further more i lived in camden in abando's... at the shelter whatever..

N ontop of that i use to live on new jersey fucking ave in east camden/ pennsauken in my teens..

I havent changed my avatar or info that you are going off of since i joined in 06 07..

And again i guess we gotta go over this again..

This is the internet and if u take shit as serious as yu fucking do..

Ur gonna have a bad time bro..
 
New Jersey is home to the world's tallest Water Tower

so there's always that
 
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