Write six-word stories

[bunge]

Suck it hard ... suck it long.

floss your teeth with her thong.

 

[Papaverium]

Suck it hard ... suck it long.

floss your teeth with her thong.

^ LOL I died.


When all else fails, just flail!

 

[mjl22881]

Pushed the plunger, found my
God!

 

[HdoubleODeezy]

Stick it in, Watch it bleed.

 

[plmar]

I'm prying open my third eye.

 

[New]

In a hat, I find love.

 

[herbavore]

Removing the hat, my life unfurled.

 

[New]

Found a hat, then fucked it.

 

[Papaverium]

Where's my hat? Oh.... oh nevermind.

 

[joonya77]

Hey Look! A hat somebody lost!

 

[Shrooms00087]

Eye for Eye makes both blind.

 

[HdoubleODeezy]

Pull it out, clean it up.

 

[phenethylo J]

Blind in life deaf in death.

 

[HdoubleODeezy]

Someone shit in the TP aisle!

 

[LSDiesel]

In the corner our eyes met.

Now, the moment I waited for.

Control was an illusion I believed.

His expression killed the vibe, forever.

I drive DeLoreans into the future.

The beep on the phone echoed.

Snowflakes were refracting the sunglight splendidly.

The computer got hacked over phone-lines.

Pizza was all over my shirt!

He ran until out of sight.

It hovered, landed, stung and left.

 

[HdoubleODeezy]

People use lies like they're bulletproof.

Only because the truth really hurts.

No wonder they are sore losers.

 

[Papaverium]

Don't run away from your past.

Learn every valuable lesson that's taught.

No regrets, every action's a test.

The score is irrelevant in life.

Just keep going, all is right.

No win or lose, you chose.

No beginning or end, my friend.

Infinity's all there is to it.

 

[Mr.Scagnattie]

Do midgets actually have feelings too?

 

[HdoubleODeezy]

Oh my god, they killed Kenny!

 

[Papaverium]

"Ed Gein's Extra-Strength Moisturizing Skin Lotion"

...... lol