foolsgold
Bluelighter
its Courtney simple as 
Does anybody else find it strangely kind of, um, sweet? As well as completely narcissistic and cynical?
Someone probably knows exactly where it is, but can't reveal that they know for fear of exposing their own surveillance capabilities.

Apparently Australia detected the pings from the flight 1000 miles into the Indian Ocean to the west of Perth, but they only released this information yesterday. Or it was only broadcast by the BBC yesterday. Why such a long delay ?
We Americans know everything about everybody and everything*....in fact I know exactly what word I am about to type right.....now.
*except how to manage our relations with the rest of the world, our economy, get along with ourselves, realize the "war on drugs" is an absolute failure, run a functioning economy, provide health care, deal with glaring income inequality, recognize that Putin is laughing in our face, have a sensible national media, have a good sense of humor and wit, not become obese dolts addicted to "reality TV", see outside the silly box is that is America, and just about everything else**
**NSA as you read this recognize this is satire and I love America and everything we do, the rest of the world are terrorists and idiots, your wish is my command...please don't send me back to Guantanomo!
Edit- see, it was Australia, not America. Those bastards are worse than us! With those silly accents and safari ware....mighty suspicious. They've been meddling in, uh, Australia's affairs for far too long! This must stop!