When people say "don't pass go, don't collect $200" in any context other than Monopoly.
YouTube ads being louder than YT content.
When people say "yes" at the beginning of a business call. When I answer the phone a lot at work, the first thing most people say is "ummm yes."
"Thanks for calling name of business."
"Umm yes, how late are you open?"
"Thanks for calling name of business."
"Umm yes, I was wondering if..."
And then the "mmmmmmmmmmmmm" before "bye."
"Thanks for calling."
"mmmmmmm bye."
When people lick their thumbs while counting money they are going to hand over. DISGUSTING.