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How big is your penis? (Also, if you're a female how deep is your vag?)

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Go on. If you can use multiples of objects of a standardized size that's even better than a measurement. Most creative object wins.. I am roughly 5-6 two pound coins stood on top of one aniother. You?
 
Obviously, like, the size of a house mate. 2 houses if the next guy claims to be the size of a house. Go home anyways DS_, you're drunk :)
 
Not long enough to tuck into my socks

NSFW:
If I wore socks
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I wasn't aware that particular detail was given anywhere in the Bible, Sam. Although perhaps it could be extrapolated from one of the (I think three) Holy Foreskins dotted around various churches.

In answer to the question, can't say I've ever actually measured it against owt exotic. Only actually recall measuring it once. During puberty shortly after it blossomed. Being a bit of a late developer I was really quite pleased, excited and - above all - relieved. However, was but a bogstandard tape-measurement so of no interest to anybody given exotic comparisons are the order if the day.

EDIT: Holy Foreskin FACT! Can't recall which one, but some mediaeval bishop or other claimed that Saturn's ring(s) was actually said precupice. Now that's just showing off :D
 
I imagine he was but if I'd not deliberately misunderstood I wouldn't have been able to include my highly relevant Holy Foreskin FACT! now would I :D

As to the topic, isn't it more width than depth that's the issue with ladyparts? Average vagina depth/length is 1.5-4" so virtually every fella is gonna be a bit of a stretch whether they (or their partner) think so or not. From what I gather, the equivalent is also roughly true although a certain minimal length is - if not absolutely required - certainly highly desirable. I'm perfectly happy with me todger such as it is. Wouldn't argue with another inch in length and girth but who would? I do think it's a tad unfair the way society focusses on willy size whilst completely ignoring fanny dimensions though. Rather like the Kama Sutra approach where both male and female bobz are categorised according to compatability. Having a massive cock when your ladyfriend has a lil pipsqueak down there is not really any more preferable than the sausage in a wind tunnel effect, I'd suspect.
 
Interestingly I'm almost exactly the same length as my phone. Not with width though, and thankfully nor the depth either
 
bummer said:
mines the size and shape of a toblerone
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In me dim 'n' distant yoofdom I had a lotta fun with Toblerones (and other choccy bars but particularly Toblerones) during my first properly hawt 'n' horny relationship. I'll keep it brief as have told the tale many times, suffice to say her face was a picture when I took her lunch in to work the next day and the office girls descended on the Toblerone I so thoughtfully included =D
 
Some guy in rehab offered to sneak in a toblerone bar I had bought from a town visit, when he told me how he planned on getting it past the med team I kindly declined his offer. It was one of the large toblerone bars as well.

Shambles said:
In me dim 'n' distant yoofdom I had a lotta fun with Toblerones (and other choccy bars but particularly Toblerones) during my first properly hawt 'n' horny relationship. I'll keep it brief as have told the tale many times, suffice to say her face was a picture when I took her lunch in to work the next day and the office girls descended on the Toblerone I so thoughtfully included =D
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