Gibberings CLVIV: Micro-Dick Wanking

[mydrugbuddy]

I think i need to get a new account, my post count is becoming embarrasingly high.

 

[Sammy G]

Don't. You make me feel better about mine.

And TheSpade's not here to make us all feel better.

 

[ColtDan]

I think i need to get a new account, my post count is becoming embarrasingly high.

pfff look at the state of mine, its fucking pathetic

My 2 blog entries are amazin tho. dont ya reckon

 

[Mental Kenny]

You have quite a few posts indeed Dan.

 

[mydrugbuddy]

ha, im overtaking lots of people but i dont think I'll catch you up Dan.

 

[pinkpapaver]

what would you get if you added OTW and Busty St Claire's post counts together?

 

[Albion]

pfff look at the state of mine, its fucking pathetic

My 2 blog entries are amazin tho. dont ya reckon

Lol, dan, apparently I don't have permission to look at your blogs :D

Drinking and etizolam-popping myself into bliss oblivion here Bring on that death drive.

 

[pinkpapaver]

You'll have to wait and find out

I had no idea Countdown was on at this time of the day. It is far too early to be getting all worked up over Susie Dent. And Rachel Riley, but Dent just has this way of talking about words

Sadly she's sat next to Janet Street-Porter today so my hormones are confused and angry.

just like Janet herself.

 

[pinkpapaver]

can you change your name back yo knockando now and be up the stairs or under the stairs again?

 

[mydrugbuddy]

ha, does that guy from The Apprentice still host it ? I like him, but cannot watch countdown as im so rubbish at it, even the combination of a very good host and great eye candy in the form of rachel riley cannot make me watch it. I wish they'd bring back 15 to 1, that was the only late afternoon quiz competition thing that i was any good at. I was addicted to that show, and then that Anne Robinson thing was all the rage, that was good too. Pointless is pretty good, but the topics are all generally pretty obscure it seems to me.

 

[knock]

It stays as knock as they charge a fee for name changes, but yes, I can be up the stairs.

 

[knock]

And some malice to Sammy_G to delete:

SAMMY YOU EX MOD PRICKISH CUNT!! COME WITH IN A MILE OF ME AND I SWEAR YOU'LL NEVER WALK AGAIN...!!

Why are you stirring the shit?

Talking of which I just had a really big dump, 12 incher, all out in one smooth motion. While I was there I noticed some fuck had left the cap off the toothpaste tube. I live alone so I don't understand how this could happen.

Yes my words of encouragement to the new mod team were also treated brutally by the ham-fisted, er, new mod team.

But yes, it's a great line up! I would say that though, seeing as I had a hand in their selection. GO TEAM KNOCKANDO

 

[Inflorescence]

pfff look at the state of mine, its fucking pathetic

My 2 blog entries are amazin tho. dont ya reckon

Am I specifically barred from seeing your amazinnnnnn blog Dan? Twill not let me access....8(

 

[Si Dread]

Don't you feel a great sense of satisfaction, if your turd can kiss the water before letting go? I do. A remarkable feat!

I think we should have a moratorium on piss-taking, because it's getting to the point where someone, somewhere is going to take even the funniest & obvous piss-take the wrong way. Hell, I've done it more than once!

Good on you guys for taking on the repsonsibility! Respect is due

I've had years long breaks from BL in the past, one of those breaks must have coincided with the last time Shambs modded here, coz I have zero recollection of it...

edit - only just seen that Knock has called it a day! You done good buddy, you deserve kudos also

 

[Uncle Robert]

Oh I did make a track I'm particularly proud of on the first day of that MDPV binge though. I've slept on it and it still sounds lush to my ears.

These Fields Are Dead

Genuinely really like that tune Albion, very atmospheric.

Gotta say the right-ear ticking is a tad distracting though.

 

[Kronos]

^Where was that seen? You're throwing in the towel knock?

 

[knock]

Mods! Mods! This is going off topic again!

I didn't throw the towel in, I had it unceremoniously whipped off me in the dead of the night, revealing all my personal details in the process.

 

[knock]

Am I specifically barred from seeing your amazinnnnnn blog Dan? Twill not let me access....8(

I can reveal, cos it's still fresh in my mind from last night, that there is an ongoing issue with "security" on the website, blogs are affected. See the link in my sig "Drug deals gone wrong".

Sorry I'll get used to this shortly.

edit: my mind may be less fresh than i thought, there is a "security warning" thread in the support forum but nothing about blogs mentioned, Dan may or may not be advised to report the issue in support forum.

 

[Si Dread]

well, I dunno the ins & outs of it & I'm not interested, but there's talk further up this thread about Knock not being mod no more, ain't there?

edit - ah there you are, forgot to push "reply" & wandered off & fed the cat instead...

 

[Raasyvibe]

Why are you stirring the shit?

Just testing out my new staff. In fairness it's been nearly an hour now and no action. You'd have already issued me a warning within 5 minutes. Knock This is utterly ridiculous.

Talking of which I just had a really big dump, 12 incher, all out in one smooth motion.

If it's really impressively large, don't feel shy to photo it. These occurances only happen so many times in life, best to capture the moment when it arises. We can have a little poo-sizing competition between us. I bet mines bigger.