

If you still can't manage it, do what I did and steal amateur penis pics off tumblr
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oh id say youre a bit further from pc than that
raas you still dont get it do you. a pm'd pic of your hand wrapped firmly around whatever-sized package you happen to be sporting - above a hand-written note personalised with her name - will be an infinitely more effective bday gift than some generic random's big cock from across the sea. it could then be your little shared secret - and secrets with women are one of lifes little pleasures
go on, do it now. make her day