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Gibberings CLVIII: pussy .gifs, but not the sort you'd think

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raas_2012 said:
What can I say, OTW is a very naughty man. If anyones naughty enough to out-naughty Shambles, it would be OTW.

Not as naughty as me smoking heroin though teee-hehehehehehehe
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It was more like a really expensive school where they ask you to leave rather than expel you. I hardly think telling a bleeding heart to line up and suck my dick because I sided against a drug fuck 17 yr old who pulled a knife on his dad really that bad.

Like shambles said you have to sleep with kate to get uber banned
 
raas_2012 said:
Do you guys ever dream about other EADDErs? You must do. Might make a good thread, but someones probably done it. I had a disturbing, vivid dream about knock and God last night: ~

[I really did dream this just before I woke]

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In the dream I had to leave Bluelight and was making my last ever posts. It occurred to me, as I wouldn't really see any of you again... it might be a good time to talk a little further about my "faith", coz I do have a couple of really cool stories to tell.

Now, I came to a realisation that asserting my views onto you lot may do more harm than good. People don't like someone trying to persuade them, it would be more constructive to wait for people to ask me in their own time and only if they actually want to know more.

But time was short, I couldn't really wait any longer and was wondering how, or even if I should even mention my personal stories.

Then Knock appeared; in person not on the forum. I started to talk to him about religion; on the surface he was appeasing me. I then tried to deepen the converse, initiate more openness and that...get to the heart of it...

As knock opened up, he shouted "I HATE GOD!"... I was taken aback... he then become really bitter and angry.... and I realised bringing this up with him was a big mistake; felt a little intimidated by him.... he was just showing utter resentment, it was horrible.

I then just woke up, feeling really disturbed.

Lesson: no more theo discussion with Knock

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Seems to me like your faith is wavering Raas ... don't worry, we'll be here for you when the inevitable happens

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re: bolded. The occasional one or three ... I wouldnt post in a thread about it though
 
I didn't. I'm pretty respectful generally in the theo thread. It was the demon-infected nun above whut said it.
 
Yes, but you did post it. You are generally respectful which is why I was shocked.

I got invited to go to on Holiday to the "Holy Land" in the middle east today; it will be with a church group. I think it's March or April. I'll bring some smack with me, I'm sure the church folk will understand my theory on it being a practical alternative to wine drinking.
 
raas_2012 said:
Yes, but you did post it. You are generally respectful which is why I was shocked.

I got invited to go to on Holiday to the "Holy Land" in the middle east today; it will be with a church group. I think it's March or April. I'll bring some smack with me, I'm sure the church folk will understand my theory on it being a practical alternative to wine drinking.
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LoL, you'll be the first Christian to be arrested on foreign soil, facing 25 jail time in a not so cosy prison in the Holy Land, for importing H. You'll end up being the apple of your groups eye.

It could only happen to you Raas .... please don't smuggle class A's over dodgy borders.

This is why mooncups fucking RULE btw. So many multiple uses
 
Mental Kenny said:
Hey look look at me I'm the cool kid on the forum...you're all just a bunch of lazy idiots.


Had your attention for the day? Want a cookie or something?

I'm sure that it took me more effort and time to manage not fuck up a Ayahuasca brew that it would to simply extract DMT, but guess what, I can't be bothered, these days I hardly take anything that requires more prep than a scale an an empty gel cap.

Don't think I ever complained about not being able to find DMT, is somebody were to pass me a pipe, I'd hit, same thing if it took two mouse clicks to acquire the pure product, but going through all that trouble, no thanka, not right now anyway.
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Menstrual Kenny?
 
knock said:
Sammy is very correct with his spelling and grammar. And he looks like what's her name. So I'd have pegged him as sounding a bit like that Terry Christian bloke. He's sort of posh manc isn't he? Though I do struggle to put posh and Manc or even Lanc in the same sentence.
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Terry Christian is probably closer than any other suggestions, but with less 'professional Manc', and a bizarre Cork city twang.

The baritone thing is just mutant vocal cords or something. I'm somewhere between 5'9" and 5'10", and not exactly a brick shithouse in terms of build, but I sound pretty menacing. Wizard of Oz style shit. And it's more a raspy, gravelly voice than one for 'the laydeez'.

Oh, and fuck you! I looked like 'whatsherface' twelve years ago! I look like refried vomit nowadays. :D
 
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Can't resist the old emin trick, it's a compliment, I mean she's not ugly, if a bit drunk and lopsided, although she doesn't have much class in my book. Marz mooncups on BL are one thing but turning it into a moneyspinner in a central london gallery in a filthy bed is quite another! marmz does it for love of us, she's not ripping us off. I think you outclass emin in several ways, and you're prettier, with a better education, what's not to love? And sam, you too!

Morning!
 
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