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Having seen a few pix of you I must admit baritone was not what I'd expect. The rest of the description is all but a given, baritone (to the point of black man baritone (I don't think that's racist is it? not intended that way anyway. very few white men with voices that can go quite as deep as the Barry Whites of this world)) is gonna have to be heard. My voice ain't deep at all. Must admit that I rather like it when I'm all gravelly sometimes when I wake up on a suitable morning after. When it's a bit rumbly and can feel it vibrating in throat and upper chest. Makes me come over all manly for a bit. Then back to fey, vaguely posh, poncery 8)
 
Sammy G said:
It's very deep though, especially for my height, to the extent that people talking to me on the phone assume I'm black, :D

Northern / Baritone/ Husky/ Monotone / sarcastic / twattish. Sums it up.
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Especially for your height? Huh. Your typing must make you look taller than you are.

And yay for Northern-ish, sarcastic and twattish - I do those quite well myself.
 
Sam, do you sound anything like Mark E Smith from The Fall or Marc Riley perhaps ? I definately dont think you'd sound anything like The Gallaghers, i could imagine you sounding like John Cooper Clarke though ? And Swampy, im trying to think of a posh female Manc, but cant think of one. The whole concept is a bit of an oxymoron. :o
 
Yay for Mark E. Smith!

Being from 'merica you all sound poncy and posh. Well, the Scots sound kinda menacing...if I could only understand a word they say!

That being said, god knows what Americans sound like. Actually I have a pretty fair idea....me talk pretty some day! :D
 
It took me too long to realise that there was no such thing as an American accent, and that most Americans have regional accents just like us Brits, presumaably this applies to every country in the world. Even a tiny country like Wales has many very distinctive accents, The Swansea South Walian accent for example is nothing like the North Walian they speak in places like Bangor, which again is very different to the mid wales accent. You only need to drive from Machynlleth to Dolgellau, just ten miles apart, but thats where the accents change from mid to north walian.
 
I rather like regional American accents myself. At least those that I could pick out which is probably not so many. Particularly fond of some of the southern ones. Characterful. Other than that I basically recognise a generic California-type (which probably ain't actually Californian at all) and New York (and maybe a broader New England too actually - funny (to my ear, presumably not to theirs) vowels). In other words, the really obvious ones that are hard to miss. Anything from the bit in the middle (I do believe known as "The Flyover States"?) I wouldn't have a clue about. Then again, I couldn't pick out most British accents either. They can be very specific indeed. Places just a few miles apart can have completely different accents. Parochial? Brits? Not us. No not never.
 
raas_2012 said:
Surprised, judging from your idiolect I'd assume white rich kid from Oxford... you're telling me you speak how
Brimz types?
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idiolect? New word for me! Raas, I never expected you'd teach me a new word. And one that I like too! Thank you <3

Sammy is very correct with his spelling and grammar. And he looks like what's her name. So I'd have pegged him as sounding a bit like that Terry Christian bloke. He's sort of post manc isn't he? Though I do struggle to put posh and Manc or even Lanc in the same sentence.



amanitaeater said:
Well, the Scots sound kinda menacing...if I could only understand a word they say!
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get tae fuck ya seppo cunt ye! <3
 
OTW why aren't you bluelight crew? what's happened. I'm really quite content. I'm getting slowly on top of the housework. New hoover fun round the house. I've a spring in me step and just quite happy really. anyone else feeling content and happy.? I know I'll not be doing anything valentinesy tomorrow apart from loving myself.
 
I am a North Islander and my brother and sister are from the deep South. They roll their R's like a Scotsmen and annoy the fuck out of me.

I haven't asked for it I guess pink bits. To be honest I don't wear being a mod as a particular medal of honour. It was something I did because no one else would.
 
mydrugbuddy said:
Yay for an American even knowing who he is ! :D
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Ha, there are bonafide musos over here, just very few and far between.

Knock, I learned to speak Scottish strictly from Irvine Welsh. Gotta love phonetic writing...ken wha I mean? (struggles to find my lonely planet Irvine Welsh phrasebook....)
 
Marmalade said:
But what about crossing God's line Raas. What's God ever done to you to make you hate him so ;p


(fuck me I'm tired)
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Funny you should say that, because it's spookily relevant to the follow up to my "ahhh knock" comment.

Do you guys ever dream about other EADDErs? You must do. Might make a good thread, but someones probably done it. I had a disturbing, vivid dream about knock and God last night: ~

[I really did dream this just before I woke]

NSFW:

In the dream I had to leave Bluelight and was making my last ever posts. It occurred to me, as I wouldn't really see any of you again... it might be a good time to talk a little further about some religious experiences I've had; having a few good stories to tell.

Now, I came to a realisation that asserting my views onto you lot may do more harm than good. People don't like someone trying to push all their views on them. It would be more constructive to let people talk about this in their own time.

But time was short; I was leaving the forum. I HAD to be pushy with it, if I were to speak of any of this at all.

Then Knock appeared; in person not on the forum. I started to talk to him about religion; on the surface he was appeasing me. I then tried to deepen the converse, initiate more openness and that...get to the heart of it...

As knock opened up, he shouted "I HATE GOD!"... I was taken aback... he then become really bitter and angry.... and I realised bringing this up with him was a big mistake; felt a little intimidated by him.... he was just showing utter resentment, it was horrible.

I then just woke up, feeling really disturbed.

Lesson: no more theo discussion with Knock




EDIT Oh and, when heroin is this weak it's not a sin to smoke it.

pinkpapaver said:
OTW why aren't you bluelight crew? what's happened..
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My guess: That's the difference between a respectful, dignified ending to a term of moderation, and being fired and unwanted.
 
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Er, PP discussing drug solicitation on the board is a big clash with the BLUA terms.

What do you think they invented the PM system for?
 
raas_2012 said:
My guess: That's the difference between a respectful, dignified ending to a term of moderation, and being fired and unwanted.
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Look to the left of this post. What do you see under my name? Do you know how my period on staff ended? If not you can probably now guess. You have to be a really naughty boy/girl to be refused Crew status. Very naughty indeed 8o

That aside, blimey it's turned nippy this eve. Bastard Baltic in fact :!

But handily enough it's past my bedtime. Am knackered and got an appointment first thing. As such, I'll bid thee farewell and goodnight <3
 
I hope you haven't been raas, it's not what jesus would have wanted. indeed it is nippy shambles, nothing like a feather duvet. I'll be under mine pretty soon . I can't let myself down by putting heroin first. I have Friday all to my self for the 1st time in ages woo hoo!

the wind is a coming again tomorrow I believe. last night I insisted on waking up every hour to check the positions of Jupiter and the moon. Is Jupiter always about like this every year? I first saw it in the summer andI've been watching it ever since. venus seemed to disappear ealy this winter. I don't know much about the planetary movemnts. I keep meaning to go to the hill to see the moon rise. I love a big fat moon. maybe tomorrow evening if it's not too cloudy.

time for the duvet. I'm sure there was a time that if you had feather quilts it was a sign of being poor, just like having a coal fire in the 80s, how I loved that real fire.
 
pinkpapaver said:
I hope you haven't been raas, it's not what jesus would have wanted.
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Fucksake, I was having a string of really positive, happy thoughts... then I recognised the spirit from which they came from, because I know they like to lead into a false sense of security as a method of spiritual attack, so I seized the spirit and now I'm feeling completely normal again.

Christian diagnosis: Heroin = Evil, tool of devil.

I also had spiritual attacks on marijuana... so I'm thinking that is a satan tool of false spirituality also.



Really pisses me off all this, I JUST want to enjoy a nice little endorphin rush to replace calorific, metabolism-inhibiting alcohol.....yet I have to contend with all this spiritual shiznit...

I wish God made drugs for Christians. No fair



Gonna stop it all now, no drugs no booze. Nothing!
 
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