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We Love Cricket Thread 2nd Innings

I'd rather see the shackledragging cunts lose to anyone, even the Boers. Reckon it might be down to Lyon, who do SA have to bring in the spin when Steyn's done the legwork?
 
I saw him in Australia at Perth, 2008, - Johnson - when he took 8-not many and then SAfrica scored something like 400-4 to win the match anyway. That was some Test. But his bowling then was certainly of someone who knew exactly what they were doing. The real mystery was how he somehow reinvented himself as Steve Harmison.

I always feel torn when the Saffas play the Aussies. Who do I hate the least? I try to treat it as a win/win situation, delighting in whoever fucks up worst. But I can always appreciate good cricket, particularly good bowling. And Johnson then, and now seemingly, was/is some bowler.
 
I feel exactly the same every time sa, England, Australia and India play. Times 2 when it's rugby. At best I hope for a dour draw with plenty of freak injuries.

It's a confusing time when you actually admire the Pakistani cricket team more than any one else.
 
One Thousand Words said:
I feel exactly the same every time sa, England, Australia and India play. Times 2 when it's rugby. At best I hope for a dour draw with plenty of freak injuries.

It's a confusing time when you actually admire the Pakistani cricket team more than any one else.
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You make me smile (for the right reasons) far more than you probably appreciate. :)
 
Nice fast bouncy pitch at the basin reserve to greet the Indians today. Expect plenty of rib testers for the papadam crumblers. Eden park was too small to really want to test their hook shot last test but I expect here the fine leg and deep square to be very busy.
 
I always feel torn when the Saffas play the Aussies. Who do I hate the least?
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Mate, I would be passing my missus and my ching all around that dirty Boer changing room if they beat those shackledragging cunts. Also, have you seen Clarke's wifey? Fuck me. Luckily, she has the most Australian name ever. I think it is literally "Kyly".

Shall we see if we can get a BL meetup at an ODI over the summer? Why am I even thinking I could organise that, nail helium to a bubble. I'll go wi you though, SHM?
 
More chance of a carribean tour meet up. In fact I've been looking at heading to Jamaica for a while to correspond with a test match. Kingston scares me a little bit but I'm sure my spliff rolling skills will placate the locals with the steel drums
 
Oh yeah, I hear the way babylon man pour dollar inna di hand of di criminal an badman fi fill di island wid gun dem is dem rudeman's favorite ting bout di colonial massers.

We're not all rich dentists, OTW, not everyone can just fail med school. Tell you what, you go to Antigua, I'll keep your wifey company.
 
Ouch, horrible toss to lose. The pitch is greener than snot and I have seen three blows to the batsmen's box in the last 3 overs. 40-3 is actually looking good.
 
Fuck me Brimz, put the Aus v SA test on. Johnson is terrorising the saffas on a failing wicket.

I'm guessing they are now regretting under estimating the Aussies attack. Juiced up pitches are fine and dandy when you have the only attack to take advantage of it.
 
Indeed it is.

Fucked if I know what the change on Johnson is but there isn't a single batsmen in the world who can handle him at the moment
 
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