MagickalKat777
Bluelight Crew
lol.. UMF seems lame, IMO. The epitome of commercialism. I guess there's a reason the Defqon and Q-Dance pills were 200+mg and that no one in their right might out make a "Ultra" pill
I'm pretty sure that the article was entirely satire. And actually I have a few DJ buddies who go to Ultra every year and have an amazing time so I wouldn't say that's true at all.
I mean, look at this latest article: http://www.wunderground.ie/20-year-old-admits-hes-probably-old-listening-edm/
Speaking about Aiden’s newfound maturity his mother, Caroline, has claimed she is delighted of the news that Aiden is to stop listening to EDM. “Well thank fucking Christ for that,” she praised. “If I had to listen to another of David Guetta’s pop friendly interpretations of dance music then I’d have had no choice but to have smothered Aiden with a pillow,” she laughed manically.
“They grow up so fast,” she continued. “I remember only yesterday he was taking his first pill and dancing topless at Calvin Harris. Now look at him, plumbing the depths of darkest techno in Berghain and listening to Aphex Twin’s back catalogue. It’s a bittersweet moment in any parent’s life when you know that your child isn’t a child anymore, and I think Aiden’s realisation that EDM is for tweens and teens is a sign of that maturity.”