Pass the Doritos, it's the Stoner Bowl

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Pass the Doritos, it's the Stoner Bowl

Super Bowl? Stoner Bowl, more like it. Seahawks vs Broncos is battle of states where marijuana is legal
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UMMM, duuude, like, pass the chips and like, some more chips and y'know, maybe some more chips or somethin'.

There's this big, like, football game in two weeks between teams from the only two states in the USA where dope, I mean weed, uh, I mean marijuana is like, totally legal and everything.

Oh man, the colours of those teams are so beautiful. The Seattle Seahawks are all like, forest green. And the Denver Broncos are like, fluorescent cosmic orange.

It's like there's a kaleidoscope in my head and everybody's invited.

For those of you who are into heavy stuff like scores and all that, the Seattle Seahawks just beat the San Francisco 49ers 23-17.

Earlier today, the Denver Broncos beat the New England Patriots 26-16. Man, you shoulda seen that Tom Brady after the game. He was, like, totally bummed to the max.

Weed was legalised in 2012 in both Colorado Washington state, with adults allowed to possess small quantities for medical or non-medical personal use.

There is no, like, data, on consumption of corn chips and other products in said states, but it's safe to say local stores should stock up a little more than usual for the Super Bowl on Monday February 3.

Oh, and if you're heading to the game in New Jersey, maybe allow a little extra time for traffic if you know what we mean.

Whoaaaaah.

Sorry, just saw a unicorn. Big one, too.

Hey by the way, if you're into this kind of heavy stuff, here's our, like, proper match report.

Or like, whatever.


http://www.news.com.au/sport/more-s...rijuana-is-legal/story-fndukor0-1226806014361
 
Yeah this meme will be going around for the next two weeks. I wonder how much of it will be acknowledged or even alluded to by the mainstream media...

Stoned or straight it should be a good game to watch.
 
Have to love "like" stoner stereotypes.. I like sheep stereotypes too, belive and do whatever they tell you to, BAAHHAAHHH.

I think this is going to be a good game and although I want denver to win I think the defense of the seachickens is going to take it. I cant belive that this game is going to be in and cold ass outdoor stadium.. it least I wouldn't want to pay all that money to sit outside at that venue. This point is mere talk as I'm to poor to go anyway..lol. Should be good. Wonder how many years before we see the first Sour Diesel or firefly vapor super bowl commercial.

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Did they interview Cheech and Chong for this piece? It would've made it much stronger.

Is NFL football popular in Australia?
 
No, not popular there as far as i know lol. That article sucked uhh like dude no waay totally. Not everyone who smokes sounds like that. Thats the way heavy drug addicts sound.
 
lol. Yeah it's such a crap article. No, it's not really popular here, there is a channel on free to air tv (One) that shows some games tho.
 
neversickanymore said:
I cant belive that this game is going to be in and cold ass outdoor stadium.. it least I wouldn't want to pay all that money to sit outside at that venue.
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It's ridiculous. Football is cold sport, most of the teams have to play in shitty weather a lot. So they used to only have the superbowl in warm cities (or enclosed stadiums), made it a nicer destination for all the fans paying $$$...

As for this meme, unless it gets the NFL to allow players to smoke so they stop beating their families and murdering people... Well, we'll see...
 
neversickanymore said:
I cant belive that this game is going to be in and cold ass outdoor stadium.. it least I wouldn't want to pay all that money to sit outside at that venue.
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I live right near Met Life Stadium. It is gonna be a mess around there. The area is entirely un-walkable and everyone will be driving there. Plus I'm curious to see how the TV cameras will hide what is known as the ugliest building in the world.

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/201...t-building-in-the-world-needs-a-facelift?lite
 
I believe this a prime example of a square trying to sound hip. Is this actually suppose to be a serious news article?
 
RTrain said:
I believe this a prime example of a square trying to sound hip. Is this actually suppose to be a serious news article?
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ANTHONY SHARWOOD is a goose, he's done many articles that are pretty lame to very lame, this one is on the very lame side.

Read the comments after the article, in this one there are only 7, but sometimes there are like 50-100 saying how bad the article was or is. I'm not sure how he keeps his job there, maybe he is related to the big boss or something.
 
Holy shit, I thought the text in the OP was just poledriver being stupid - there's a good reason whoever did write that didn't let it go under their byline 8o
 
The comments, unusual for a NewsCorpse article, are actually mildly humorous

Comments (7)
big lez of perth
Posted at 4:20 PM January 20, 2014
did a 12 year old write this article? its so annoying to read.
Comment 1 of 7

James
Posted at 4:33 PM January 20, 2014
i've never witnessed a unicorn while smoking weed... don't know what this guy is smoking
Comment 2 of 7

Alice
Posted at 4:37 PM January 20, 2014
This is the stupidest thing I've seen all day. Belongs on a blog, not a news site.
Comment 3 of 7

chelseaf
Posted at 4:38 PM January 20, 2014
big lez's have no sense of humour!!
Comment 4 of 7

bruce crane
Posted at 4:39 PM January 20, 2014
anthony sharwood strikes again. you could of researched this story by getting high, but you didn't.
Comment 5 of 7

Mitch Cann
Posted at 4:39 PM January 20, 2014
How this passes for a journalistic article is beyond my compression. It consists of a sloppy thrown together tirade of cliches, and the story is devoid of any actual purpose. What is this supposed to convey? Yes there is Superbowl, yes these states allow weed.That's it? Wow quality journalism right here. Your perception of cannabis is also so annoying, cannabis is not LSD, It does not make you hallucinate.
Comment 6 of 7

jm of brisbane
Posted at 4:40 PM January 20, 2014
Terrible journalism.. This guy needs to light up...
Comment 7 of 7
 
bit_pattern said:
Holy shit, I thought the text in the OP was just poledriver being stupid - there's a good reason whoever did write that didn't let it go under their byline 8o
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I know I was under that impression when reading the first couple of lines. Then I clicked the link and saw it was an actual article. I kind of expected the first few lines were satire and a professionally written article would follow them, must say I was surprised it was all written in the stylings of a "super stoner".
 
There is a link to a "proper match report" at the end of the original article this was copied from.
Marijuana users are not a less violent.
 
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