Last night I've taken around 400 seeds of datura and got enlightened by the Toloache God.
He claimed that there are only 2 entities in the Universe:The Universal God which is created by the combination of all Gods and superior entities and me,or better said us,or even better said,everyone and every living being.
In order to prove this,he told me to talk with my cactus and I was like ''WTF how can I possibly talk with my cactus?''
He taught me how to talk with cactuses:
You need to get your ear near them,avoiding the spikes and say: ''Hello there,cactus!''
If he isn't polite (my cactus wasn't polite at that time,maybe because I tend to ejaculate on him quite often)
His response was:
''How pathetic,don't you know you're talking with yourself?''
Then,I realized that I am everything,I am the cactus,I am the monkey,I am you.
Has anyone else figured this life secret before?
Now,I'm really glad that I must no longer learn how not to be afraid of others,now,I only need to learn how not to be afraid of myself because everyone is me and I am everyone!
He claimed that there are only 2 entities in the Universe:The Universal God which is created by the combination of all Gods and superior entities and me,or better said us,or even better said,everyone and every living being.
In order to prove this,he told me to talk with my cactus and I was like ''WTF how can I possibly talk with my cactus?''
He taught me how to talk with cactuses:
You need to get your ear near them,avoiding the spikes and say: ''Hello there,cactus!''
If he isn't polite (my cactus wasn't polite at that time,maybe because I tend to ejaculate on him quite often)
His response was:
''How pathetic,don't you know you're talking with yourself?''
Then,I realized that I am everything,I am the cactus,I am the monkey,I am you.
Has anyone else figured this life secret before?
Now,I'm really glad that I must no longer learn how not to be afraid of others,now,I only need to learn how not to be afraid of myself because everyone is me and I am everyone!
