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Coming Out to my Co-Workers

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Bwahahahahhahahhaha! EADD Spare Cock Auction? If somebody is wanting shot of one I'm sure there's plenty who'd have plenty uses for such a thing. It's not like you see 'em just lying around on their own all that often these days what with the recession and all those Chinese knock-offs and the like :\
 
I'll swap cock (60ml) plus balls (large organic free range eggs) for a well formed fanjita and clit. I always wanted the fanja clit.


£50?
 
^ I mean one in full working order knock ... needs to have been well exercised and maintained, like ;p

(you can keep the balls tho, not interested in those)
 
I like my balls, they give me plenty of tingly feelings when touched.
 
BecomingJulie said:
Tonight, I officially came out as transgender to my co-workers, at the works christmas party. I went as Julie, not Simon, and was accepted thus by everyone.
I love all of them x <3 x <3 x <3 x and I love all of you here on Bluelight too x <3 x <3 x <3 x
Now for some serious drug abuse, starting with a spliff or two of local produce =D
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Yay, well done, Julie, congratulations :D <3 xx
 
I had my staff xmas party and had a total of two beers all night, gave a sober speech and was tucked into bed by 11.30pm.

My staff would be less surprised if I had come out as a transsexual than if they knew I was a balls to the wall drug user.
 
Shambles said:
Really? Can't say mine do anything much other than dangle, itch or hurt. Or get in the way, get sat on/squished/squashed. Absolute ballache so they are.
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A sensual touch is needed, I love women cupping my balls as the blow me. 'Tis rather odd that you say they only "dangle, itch and hurt." mine are rather sensitive.
 
One Thousand Words said:
I had my staff xmas party .... gave a speech
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ewe .... just ewe ... I was a manager for many years, managed quite a few people, in many different circumstances. Never gave a Christmas do 'speech' once.

I'm pretty sure David Brent would be proud of you.
 
I'm the boss so it kind of comes with the bigger office. Some old dude tried to walk past during the speech and I thanked them for organising my stripper.
 
1394 said:
A sensual touch is needed, I love women cupping my balls as the blow me. 'Tis rather odd that you say they only "dangle, itch and hurt." mine are rather sensitive.
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Meh. I'm sure they have their moments. In the grand scheme they're mostly an irritant though.

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.. if they knew I was a balls to the wall drug user.
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Would come as a surprise to the rest of us too that part.
 
We'll done. As people have said, I thought you were already out the them, so it must be a huge relief for you and a huge weight off of your shoulders,. :-)
 
BecomingJulie said:
Tonight, I officially came out as transgender to my co-workers, at the works christmas party. I went as Julie, not Simon, and was accepted thus by everyone.

Think my boss must have suspcted for awhile; because if he's been looking at my out-of-hours activities like any decent hacker would then he must have spotted "Julie Montoya" signing some code that was embarrassingly similar in style to Simon's code (he writes like a girl anyway, in a girlie language).

I love all of them x <3 x <3 x <3 x and I love all of you here on Bluelight too x <3 x <3 x <3 x

Now for some serious drug abuse, starting with a spliff or two of local produce =D
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careful mind.... they'll obviously appease you, doesn't mean your new sex is "true"
 
Just when you think raas couldn't be any more inappropriate.
 
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