Concealing hash and weed smell?

[StevieE]

I am going to a concert at the weekend and was just wondering is there any way of concealing hash from snifffer dogs?

 

[badandwicked]

Do you really think this has never been discussed on the internet anywhere before and therefore needs a thread?

 

[ShopperCheck]

Do you really think taking benzos and acting a cunt has never been discussed on the internet anywhere before and therefore needs a thread?

Spot on

 

[Ismene]

I believe the best method is to simply never wash your arse.

 

[foolsgold]

plug it just dont drop it the porter loo

 

[hexagram]

I get super paranoid when transporting weed, I roll it up in a fuckton of toilet paper, then put tin foil over it, then stick it in a lunch box, then put a towel around the lunchbox.

Can't smell a thing though. I have a mate who shows up to lecturers with eights just in his pocket, the whole room stinks of it within minutes.

 

[One Thousand Words]

Smoke it before hand.

 

[backroll]

5f-pb22 is my preferred skill

 

[Bloby]

Even after tipple vacuum sealing the smell will start to leak out after a few days as any sort of food grade plastic is permeable but supposedly moisture barrier bags will keep everything locked inside.
These type of bags: http://www.qsource.com/s-40-3m-scc-dri-shield-3000-moisture-barrier-bags.aspx

So basically seal it in a moisture barrier bag, then clean it with alcohol in a drug free room (dogs noses can detect even the tiniest amount).

However, I find dogs at concerts etc are mainly just to put you off bringing them in the first place. There are so many drugs going through that I think they get confused or something as I've gone to events that had dogs on the door and at least 50% of the people who go past are carrying drugs

 

[1800-GOT-JUNK]

I'm about to drop a lifesaving piece of trickery on ur newb azz. Just take a plastic bottle remove the cap and drill maybe 7-10 holes in the bottom. Then take a shitload of paper towels like enough to really stuff that bottle and spray them generously with febreeze. Stuff the paper towels into the bottle and blow all ur smoke thru the bottle. Everything u blow thru the bottle will smell like febreeze. Ur welcome

 

[Hangover]

Wrap it up... and just put it in a shampoo bottle, works, there probably not even sniffer dogs, just dogs

 

[matt<3ketamine]

I'm about to drop a lifesaving piece of trickery on ur newb azz. Just take a plastic bottle remove the cap and drill maybe 7-10 holes in the bottom. Then take a shitload of paper towels like enough to really stuff that bottle and spray them generously with febreeze. Stuff the paper towels into the bottle and blow all ur smoke thru the bottle. Everything u blow thru the bottle will smell like febreeze. Ur welcome

U missed the topic completely

 

[*dharmabum*]

...and revived a really old topic at the same time 8(

 

[RLP]

Stupid fucking Amerikkkans.

 

[1800-GOT-JUNK]

U missed the topic completely

Ya ur totally right. Misunderstood the question completely. Made an ass of myself in the process too. O well ill b the first to admit it. Thx

 

[hx_]

A method a group of friends uses; send one person as a red herring. One person wears a weed themed t-shirt and has a bongwater soaked teatowel in pocket, smokes a J halfway down the queue, all their other drugs get carried in by the group.

This person then goes a few metres ahead of the group and aims to walk as close to possible to the sniffer dogs. 2 out of the 3 times tried, that person has ended up getting searched and everyone behind gets a safe passage for a few mins.

 

[babylonboy]

^There was a group of guys who used to bring hash on ferries over the Channel in a van, and would have another van slightly ahead that had been sprayed with hash oil. Decoy ftw.

 

[spacejunk]

Smoke it before hand.

...and stink of weed.
If you're ok with being searched and hassled by the fuzz, this is a sensible option.

You'll never beat the dogs - if you're carrying and in the wrong place - they'll sniff it. Their sense of smell is thousands of times more complex and sensitive than humans.
Best bet is to keep it somewhere that will require a strip search to find it. That way, only the worst case scenario sees you getting busted.
Try not to look like a stereotypical stoner, and don't flinch or react at the sight of police. They watch for it, especially around fucking dog squad shenanigans.

 

[monstanoodle]

I thought this would be a thread about how to smuggle some weed on holiday.
And I was going to say that you should get a bar of soap, cut it open so that you can make a compartment out of it and then seal it back up using a bit of heat.
Plus, if you're going somewhere where surfing is big, use a block of wax:

"What're you doing with a block of wax?"
"To use it on my surfboard Mr. Officer, and what a beautiful dog you've got there!"

But I've never had to contend with sniffer dogs at a gig (it's a bit weird really to think that they'd do that ).
When I went to see Sonic Youth at Manchester Academy we just openly smoked pipes in the crowd.
... Sniffer dogs at a gig...? How would the cops get through the crowd?
Honestly, that's really weird

 

[One Thousand Words]

...and stink of weed.
If you're ok with being searched and hassled by the fuzz, this is a sensible option.

s.

You'll still get searched on a false positive response from the dog. No big deal if you're not carrying anything, just annoying to be held up for and extra 5-10 min. You're only missing some shitty support act anyway.