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^yea that seemed all types of shady, its surprising how much work someone will put into a lick thats not even that profitable. Theres some serious desperados out here.
 
^Yeah there are. And I'll tell you why. Everybody that does drugs wants to be "the man". We all wanna be that guy holdin weight. Personally, I don't want the weight to sell, just to consume, but you get my drift. People see Scarface and think they'll be a drug kingpin in no-time, just one good connect away. No hard work, no nothing. Only to find out that when they get that magic connect they don't have the clientele, or they don't have the smarts, or the instinct or whatever. People don't realize selling drugs is a job. And no dealer remains successful for long in the drug game w/o treating his customers like fucking respected customers. Customers with no credit, but customers all the same. From what I've experienced fully 2/3 (or maybe even more) of those out there claiming to be "holdin" haven't got much of shit.
 
^so true. I think its funny when some rich twerp buys a bunch of drugs to try and be a "kingping" and then ends up having no clientele. Thats why I like Hispanic dealers, its like its in their blood. Theyre not flashy, some of them dont even look like dealers, always on time and never any bs. As long as you treat them with respect and respect their time they generally respect yours. Wannabe dealers are just punks.



i hate meth head dealers theyre the worst with time. If you think a regular dealer is bad with time wait til you get a tweeker dealer. And then they ALWAYS lose shit and are so damn scatterbrained. And after their binges when they fall off the face of the earth hibernating for a few days.
 
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^You know your shit, ohshea. Clearly been playing for a while.
I only dealt with Hispanic families, too. Those families where if your regular boy doesn't have it his uncle does. If unc doesn't then grandma's probably holding a b or 2.
I do have one pretty expansive Black family that I deal with. They're awesome. Courteous, on time, will shoot the shit if it's appropriate and safe, etc.
I hadn't hit up my girl in that fam for a bit and she texted me the other day just asking what's up, am I OK?
Of course she had product she was looking to move but I did appreciate the common fuckin courtesy she showed by at least being somewhat interested in how I'm doing overall.

Meth heads are the worst. I once waited for a higher up to deliver a handful of zips to us for 14 hours.
She had driven around for most the morning and early afternoon trying to lose the, "Blackhawk helicopter that was following me."
 
I knew this middle-man that would try to act like a dealer. He would text me "yo I'm good" when in reality it meant "yo I don't have anything on me but if you need any dope I can grab it and charge you 2x its street value" and half the time he would want the money first haha. He wouldn't run with my money, probably since he was already robbing me with the prices. Then he would ask why I would only get 1 or 2 bags from him, so I told him it was because my real dealers charged half of what he did, and so I only went through him when they weren't around, and only got enough from him to hold me over until they were back around.

@blind melon: yup, everybody does want to be "the man." I forgot where I heard it but someone was saying how when they were in jail everybody was "the biggest dealer" and they all claimed to get it straight from the source. Nobody in jail is telling the truth about how they were probably mid-level dealers at best, with mediocre drugs and a small client base.
 
ohshea said:
i hate meth head dealers theyre the worst with time. If you think a regular dealer is bad with time wait til you get a tweeker dealer. And then they ALWAYS lose shit and are so damn scatterbrained. And after their binges when they fall off the face of the earth hibernating for a few days.
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No shit this literally happened to me the other day except he's my pill hook he just tweeks all the time.
Crashed and disappeared on all his custos for 2days and then when I got from him after that he was spun to the max and dropped my pills on the floor of his friends car.. All I could think is how glad I was that I wasn't planning to shoot them up. Any way had to look for them all, buncha lil d 4s it sucked. All dark an shit. Lol

TB,
A guy who used to middle man oxy 30s to me would always do the same.
Hit me up bs prices be a dbag need money up front and needs a smoke out for going out of his way to do all this.
Like really? Fuck you don't you wonder why every time you act like that I tell you to suck a dick and don't go threw you.
 
Blind Melon said:
^Yeah there are. And I'll tell you why. Everybody that does drugs wants to be "the man". We all wanna be that guy holdin weight. Personally, I don't want the weight to sell, just to consume, but you get my drift. People see Scarface and think they'll be a drug kingpin in no-time, just one good connect away. No hard work, no nothing. Only to find out that when they get that magic connect they don't have the clientele, or they don't have the smarts, or the instinct or whatever. People don't realize selling drugs is a job. And no dealer remains successful for long in the drug game w/o treating his customers like fucking respected customers. Customers with no credit, but customers all the same. From what I've experienced fully 2/3 (or maybe even more) of those out there claiming to be "holdin" haven't got much of shit.
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Amen, to that mate. My (ahem..) Friend used to knock out some weed, and other party goodies a few years back. It started out just sorting a few mates but before long it was a case of making two or three trips a week to the 'wholesalers' and the phone starting ringing at 8-9am until 1-2am the next morning.
So its definately a job, with long hours and you have to be a little bit social and have a bit of bunny with the customers.
Thats the trick I think, make the customers feel like they are important and that their custom is appreciated.
Real business men/women know this instinctively. Little idiots who manage to stumble on a good connect, dont know this and it really shows.
 
This isn't so much about a dealer as it is a middleman. Backstory: Back in the day I copped on the street, but then I got a good connect who sold me a few oz at a time at decent prices. I dealt with him only for a LONG time - like, years. Then I got on methadone, tapered off, still felt like crap, and in the last couple weeks I've been using again.

The thing is, I didn't know how much a bag was anymore. I didn't want to go to my old dealer, so I went to open air. Met this dude who said he knew where to get H. I've gone through him like six or seven times now, and each time I'd not only buy dope but give him five bucks here, ten there (and he'd always whine for more). I thought the bags he wass giving me were kind of small, buut I just figured times had changed. Then today I was talking to another guy who knows him, and he was like "dude is ripping you off, he takes a piece off each piece he gets you".

So. Dude who told me hooked me up with the right sized stuff for what I was paying. So things are ok on that front.. but I'm plotting revenge on the jerk who was ripping me off (we'll call him J). This is what I have planned. Apparently he told this other guy that he depends on ripping me off, and kept saying "dont say anything to her about the size of the bags, man". And J has started calling me every other day to see if I need anything. He is very desperate for my business, I mean I think he's started to depend on it. He dresses really raggedy and never has money, he just hangs out on the street corner trying to figure out how to rip people off like the loser he is.

So what I'm going to do is this. He's probably going to call me tomorrow afternoon. I'm going to tell him I need at least 6 bags if not 8, so he gets all excited that he's going to get a big score, and tell him I'll be downtown around 3. When he calls at 3 I'm going to say I'm so sorry, stuff came up, can I meet you at 4? When he calls at 4 I'm going to say I'm almost there, see you on the corner of x and x at 4:30. When he calls again I'll say "what, you don't see me, I'm right here! Oh shit, you mean Y and x? I was at x and x. Sorry!" When he calls again saying he still doesnt see me, I'm going to say "you know what J, I'm still at home right now - I already copped from X, and he got me some fat bags, AND I gave him a 20 just for the hell of it, because you know what? I found out you've been ripping me off. You'll never see another dollar from me, so go back to standing on the corner by the methadone clinic all day like the loser you are. Bye :)
 
Plan in motion %) Just spoke to him & told him I need 8 bags and I'll be in his area around 2. Next phone call will be at 2:30 to say I'm so sorry, something came up, I'll be there at 4 :)

eta: he sounded so excited when I said I wanted 8, lol. I could practically hear him salivating %)
 
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Thats some rough justice right there!lol Not that he doesnt deserve it, he does but that gonna hurt, trotting around half the city to get burned in the end....lmao
Your one tough lady and I wouldnt want to get on your wrong side...but I do like your style!
please check back to let me know his reaction at the end, its like waiting for the punchline of a joke.lol
 
BlueSaffron said:
Plan in motion %) Just spoke to him & told him I need 8 bags and I'll be in his area around 2. Next phone call will be at 2:30 to say I'm so sorry, something came up, I'll be there at 4 :)

eta: he sounded so excited when I said I wanted 8, lol. I could practically hear him salivating %)
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Ahahaha. Good shit. Fuck 'em.
 
My guy just got sent back to prison for a hit amd run where someone got hurt.

He had pills on him and was high on meth so he took off. Poor dude only 20 and gettin locked up for a minute. Like 4 felonies.
Was a really good hook to.
 
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Poor dude? But from how you explain it, its sounds like he was operating a car, while high, ran some poor fucker over and then drove away....how is he due any sympathy?
 
BlueSaffron said:
Plan in motion %) Just spoke to him & told him I need 8 bags and I'll be in his area around 2. Next phone call will be at 2:30 to say I'm so sorry, something came up, I'll be there at 4 :)

eta: he sounded so excited when I said I wanted 8, lol. I could practically hear him salivating %)
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genius! fucking lol. pl,ease let us know how this turned out. Hes gonna be sooo mad. he does deserve it tho
 
BlueSaffron said:
Plan in motion %) Just spoke to him & told him I need 8 bags and I'll be in his area around 2. Next phone call will be at 2:30 to say I'm so sorry, something came up, I'll be there at 4 :)

eta: he sounded so excited when I said I wanted 8, lol. I could practically hear him salivating %)
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LOL! You are AWESOME!
Please keep us updated & let us know how that works out for ya.
Dude shouldn't be ripping you off, especially if you're hooking him up.. I hate cocksuckers like that.
Fuckin' sweet justice. :)

& @ the guy whom said "Poor dude"
No... just, no. Dude hits somebody, causes injury, and just takes off? FUCK HIM! Throw his stupid ass in jail so he can rot like the degenerate slackjaw that he is.
I have no sympathy for morons like him. He caused this upon himself.
 
Sorry guys, just got back home. So at 2 I called him and told him I'd be there at 3.. he was like "ok, no problem", still trying to be polite since he thought a big score was coming %) At three I called him and he told me to meet him on a corner. I just sat here at the house with my feet up getting high, til he called me back asking what corner I was on, and I said "You know what J? I'm not on any corner, I'm not even downtown. I came down yesterday to get some stuff, and come to find out you've been selling me light bags - you've been ripping me off". He tried to BS at first, he was like "Oh if you don't like the stuff theres another-" And I said "NO- you're ripping me off, I know you've been pinching my bags - you're never going to see another dollar from me, so go back to being a bum on the corner like you were bef-" and he hung up on me =D He called back but I didn't answer, and he left a weird voicemail, I don't know if I was meant to hear it or not, it was him muttering under his breath "If I ever find him..." or something like that. He sounded pretty butthurt. The thing is, I triple checked with the guy who told me, if it was ok to say it was him, and he said "Yeah, go for it". Apparently J rips everyone off, not just me, and no one feels they owe him any allegiances.

I wonder if he ever managed to get a bag today. %)
 
^Excellent...
I salute you, Ma'am. You win the monthly, What Goes Around Comes Around/Don't Fuck With A Resourceful Junkie Award. Your prize is in the mail. :-)
 
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